Thread 28559155

>>28559155 (OP)
Not a mechanic, but I bought a new Cumarrow and it came with Visine anti-red eyedrops package in the plastic shield under a rear axle, and a black hockey puck stuck to one of the pinch welds.

>>28559155 (OP)
I took apart the passenger seat in my car for some electrical work and found a bag full of pipe cleaners left by the previous owner

>>28559155 (OP)
Nissan Sentra my friend just bought had a tuned 2000 Ford Excursion ECU chilling in the glovebox. No idea why, so I just sold it on Facebook for a few bucks

I once found a massive black dildo in a camaro I was working on.
I was able to swallow the whole thing

loose dog biscuits in an evo

>>28559155 (OP)
A dog. It was overheated and dehydrated, but survived. Charged the owner for the extra two hours we spent treating the poor poochie.

It totally wasn't us, but somebody reported the owner for neglecting their pet later on.

>>28559155 (OP)
Bought a used Prius from some uppity college girl. Went to clean it about a month later after a roadtrip and I found one of those pink translucent dildos under the driver's side seat. It was pretty nasty looking ngl, probably was under there for quite some time. I cleaned it up and sent a photo of it over to the girl I bought it from telling her I found it and if she wanted it back. She acted all confused and thought I was being a creep and then also said it must have been a friend's or something. I think she was embarrassed. In the end she stuck to the story that it must have been a friends and just to throw it out ( I didn't )

>>28560176
>I cleaned it up and sent a photo of it over to the girl I bought it from telling her I found it and if she wanted it back.
Not judging, but thats peak autism

>>28560247
Would you turn down the chance to do some IRL trolling?

>>28560176
Based. What whore thinks having her friends dildoing themselves in the car is a better look? The fact she said it was her friends 100% confirms it was hers. If it was from a prior owner she would've attacked you for sending her creep pictures.

>>28559155 (OP)
dudes face looks like a tick about to pop.

Big bag of dildos and lube in the spare wheel well during a service.
I jumbled up the bag and stole some condoms from it so she would know I was there, the next time it came back in she had 5 massive bags of coal in the boot so we wouldn't get to the spare wheel kek
This was 20 years ago and I still remember the customers name for some fucked up reason kill me

>>28559155 (OP)
couple of cum socks and poop socks

>>28560274
>poop socks
?????

>>28560274
Doesn't count if you left them there.

found a knife wedged in my corvette’s radiator

>>28560277
>He doesn't know

>>28559155 (OP)
A small piece of christmas wrapping paper where someone had written (clearly in child's hand writing) something like "David is a poopiehead!".

>>28560258
Kek. How old was she?

>>28560305
kino

>>28559155 (OP)
1. Charleston (SC) Police Department Challenge Token
2. A Silver Dollar
3. Assorted GI Joe and Marvel Legends action figure heads
all in the same car

also at a junkyard i popped open a 2001 eldorado glovebox that was locked and inside were 4 different pairs of aviators, a $25 visa gift card with $12 still on it, a speeding ticket, and a single .38 SPL round still in its case

some still packed condoms tucked below my dashboard

>>28560309
She was early 30's and very well to do insurance sales person.

Also found koshes and ammunition, knives and other various weapons over the years but the weirdest one was a box full of mylar bags with novocaine written on the box that our foreman found...idk maybe the guy was just a dentist <_<

>>28559155 (OP)
Bought a car that had sat for a while from a guy, and it was his late father's car. Just before I was about to drive it off the guys drive, I figured I'd unlock the glovebox and quickly check for any personal effects, and it's a good job I did, 'cause inside were their deceased dogs' collars. Kinda grim, and he got a tad emotional.

Found a butt plug once in my sister's car. I kind of just pretended to not see it and moved on. She's pretty open with that stuff though so it's nothing crazy. Like i've seen her nudes.. and vids... on her phone before when helping fix stuff for her.

>>28559155 (OP)
Wasp nests. which isn't all that strange/ Indeed I've contrived something unique: A CD mechanism controlling a choke.

A coin from like Morocco or something

>>28559155 (OP)
Found a $1 coin I lost when I was a kid.
20yrs later.

>>28559155 (OP)
Almost 15 years ago I found a combo 30mm/32mm skinny wrench for bicycle head tube nuts under the backseat of my Subaru, and I still use it today since I've found it's perfect for adjusting camber with aftermarket adjustable rear upper control arms on things like Ford Focuses and Jeep Patriots

>>28560251
>cleaning a dildo you found
Idk anon

>>28559155 (OP)
previous owners of my mom's car took a lamp cord and used it to try to replace the negative battery cable.

>>28559155 (OP)
Some silicone paper liner from something they stuck on. They used the driver's door structure as their own personal trash can during assembly. I only found out because I was replacing a blown speaker.

>>28560680
>previous owners of my mom's car took a lamp cord and used it to try to replace the negative battery cable.
Never understood this. You can get 6-8 AWG wire from the men's timeout corner at a TJMaxx or Ross for $10 and crimp in new, and better wire to replace a shot negative wire.

>>28560694
Crimping is scary if you've never done it before
It only takes 1-2 attempts to become competent, but a wrenchlet's fear of mistakes should never be underestimated

>>28559155 (OP)
Sex offender registration paperwork.

>>28560405
>A CD mechanism controlling a choke.
I want to know more about this one

>>28560045
Hi p

>>28559155 (OP)
Only time I've worked on cars was changing radios in friends cars.
Never found anything interesting.

>>28560721
>a wrenchlet's fear of mistakes should never be underestimated
When fucking up can completely fuck the thing that gets you to your place of employment it causes a healthy dose of fear

The door panel of my old RAV4 was full of dog food. Like dry kibble, probably a few cups worth. Had to take it apart to fix the power window arm assembly and it all came spilling out the bottom when I popped the trim clips.

Empty bullet casings, under the carpet

>>28560874
Might've been rodents.

>>28560883
This actually makes sense, if the previous owner parked it in a garage some mouse could've been sneaking dog food and stashing it in there. I've found shitloads of peanut shells under my engine covers and in my cabin air filters.

Big brain Anon over here might have solved a 10 year mystery. I always assumed it was a mentally ill lady who ate dog food and she'd just clumsily drop it everywhere as she fell in and out of the car.

>>28560721
>Crimping is scary if you've never done it before
Scarier than using a lamp cord nigger rigged in?

>>28560867
If you mess up a crimp, you just undo it and try again. Worst comes to worst, you ruined a 0.5 cent terminal and have to try again with a new one.
>>28560902
The mere presence of conventional shop tools paralyzes a wrenchlet.

>>28559939
>black hockey puck stuck to one of the pinch welds.
heh, previous owner must've put a puck on a jack stand to protect the pinch weld and didn't notice it got stuck

>>28560405
you can't leave us hanging like that

>>28560176
Was she hot?

>>28561046
Yeah, I mean she was pretty good looking and pretty young still.

>>28559939
they get you on those extras

>>28560694
>men's timeout corner
kekked

>>28560694
>Never understood this
It's very easy to understand - it's free, and it works. Some people don't understand just how dangerous bodging the electric system is, and so they see absolutely no issue with using a free fix over the "correct" fix, even if it's still comparatively cheap.

>>28560640
Cool

>>28560106
Did you find the dog in the trunk or something...?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D22Tx567YUY
Live replay of OP

>>28559155 (OP)
I bought a used BMW and I could hear something moving around in the glovebox, and after looking behind the glovebox to see if anything fell back there, I found some SD cards full of medical files from a hospital. The first owner was a doctor so I found a lot of different shit from the hospital and some of his own stuff (since the name on the service records matched) throughout the car in weird places.

My friend also bought a used Subuaru Forester and found a box of tampons hidden under the backseat when he was trying to hide a wire. It really was just tampons in the box and nothing else worth hiding, so he was really confused why someone went to the trouble of hiding some tampons.

>>28559155 (OP)
Found a cat on top of my warm engine trying to sleep

>>28560258
>I jumbled up the bag and stole some condoms from it so she would know I was there

>>28559155 (OP)
I found some 2000s mcdonalds trading cards under my centre console when taking the shift boot off.

a ticket stub to seaworld under the engine cover in my moms minivan when i first got my license

it wasn't that weird, but my second car had a intrusion / glass break detection stored in the OBDII computer and then after removing the rear seat i found some old bits of glass like 4 years into ownership. i was convinced it was nonsense but the car clearly was broken into while the previous owner has it.

>>28560883
That's a dog you dumbass

>>28559155 (OP)
Some small, hand-written book about how the world was going to end in my centre console under the little plastic mat in the bottom

>>28560394
have you ever asked her for any vids? she might make some personalised content if she's that casual about it.

>>28559155 (OP)
a dildo

>>28560337
>She was early 30's and very well to do insurance sales person.
lol was she hot?

>>28560337
>early 30's
>single and playing with plastic shlongs
the absolute state of career women jeez

>>28562862
i don't get it because there's a lot of guys that are in their early 30s and single and playing with fleshlights