Thread 28559406

Why do people keep buying this piece of shit?

>>28559406 (OP)
Because vans do not cure complexes.

Van.

>>28559435
/thread

>>28559406 (OP)
the real question is why do people keep buying RWDs

>>28559438
>GIGA VAXX
plates on the van

>>28559406 (OP)
Pickups are for fuckups

>>28559406 (OP)
>>28559435
>>28559438
>>28559439
>>28559459
no truck r/fuckcars leftypol /n/iggers tongue my anus

>>28559406 (OP)
why does the thought of a reliable long lasting vehicle that holds value make europeans really angry?

>>28559475
OP is a faggot cyclecuck that knows trucks pose extreme danger to xer, so xe wants them banned so it's safer for him to use his toy as "transportation".

>>28559475
>thought of a reliable long lasting vehicle that holds value
F-150 is none of that

>>28559406 (OP)
to piss fags like you off

>>28559947
Show us your blue oval

>>28559937
compared to most everything else on the road, they hold value better, are on the list of "cars most likely to reach 250k miles" and some of the oldest cars still on the road are F150s and similar trucks.

Ford is absolute dog shit trash. Would never spend a dime on one.

>>28560213
Gay

>>28560217
Yes, you are

>>28559480
I'm not american so my world doesnt look like that

>>28560332
yeah it's even worse lmao

>>28560336
>Claps really believe this.
Can't even remember the last homeless or black person I saw, can you imagine that?

>>28560434
did you look in the mirror.

>>28559406 (OP)
>Why do people keep buying this piece of shit?
You don't understand, I need a F350 for my daily driver bc of all the projects I do on the weekend.

>>28560560
you can also rent a sports car. so why buy those.

>>28560566
I imagine the Empty Truck to sports car ratio disarms your argument.

>>28560570
so there are more sports cars driven on tracks than there are trucks with something in the bed?

*citation needed*

>>28560575
Troll harder little man

>>28559406 (OP)

Because Pickups are more enjoyable to drive in 90% of situations than anything except a sports car.

>>28560576
>don't question my small penis
>it doesn't matter that my sports car is purely a life style choice

>>28560575
>>28560576
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>>28560570
>>28560566
>>28560560

I own a sports car and an F-350. I enjoy driving both of them. I'm 100% compensating for something, but it isn't my dick size, it's the fact I was a fucking loser throughout high school and didn't become successful until I was in my 40s.

Also fuck you, my money my choice. Some days I want to drive fast. Some days I want to drive over shit. If you can't understand that then why are you on /o/?

>>28560588
honest answer and a true /o/tist. unlike the redittors bitching about trucks.

>>28559406 (OP)
People see a lot of them around and think to themselves "oh, they must be good vehicle otherwise I wouldn't see so many around", then they go buy one because they can't afford Toyota.

>>28560577
Retarded post.

>>28559406 (OP)
It's a consumer lemming phenomenon known as "keeping up with the Joneses".

>>28560588
I wish your gutter business success.

>>28560619
Yup

>>28560618
>>28560622

Why are you even on /o/? Do you even like cars, or are you just angry that rich people exist

>>28560638
Its not just on /o/. I'm convinced its non americans posting about shit they can't get or can't afford, or transportation enthusiasts that don't think anyone should own a vehicle of their own, but they cannot explain why.

>>28560588
>I'm 100% compensating for something, but it isn't my dick size, it's the fact I was a fucking loser throughout high school
Holy fuck this hits hard
I'm almost 40 and still not successful though and have a nuRanger and a dualsport motorcycle.

>>28560711
Jesus, I've got a Mavrick, a motorcycle, and paid off house. Its only a $300k but I constantly feel like I can't afford anything nice.

>>28560638
>are you just angry
Yes.

>>28559406 (OP)
truck salesman here.
all I can say is never buy a RAM.
you can go to chevy, gmc, toyota, even a Nissan, wherever you like, i don't care.

but if you buy a RAM, you will be stuck buying RAMs forever until you can no longer afford a truck from accumulated rollover.

dealers don't want used RAMs. the only man buying a used RAM when CDJRs are whoring them out at 10,000 off for anyone who will actually go into a CDJR are literal meatheads with 300 credit scores.

if you want to sell private those methheads will be on your lawn.

>>28560332
>Im not american
We can tell by your daily seethe posts about trucks you can't afford.

>>28560566
That's probably all europoors do eitherway, rent lmfaoo

>>28560638
Rich people don't buy pickups, yokels and manlets do.

>>28561013
>implying poors can afford this
lol
There is a reason /o/ hates trucks so much, it's because they can't afford them.

>>28561025
I could post way more expensive coupes

>>28561029
>I could post more cars /o/ can't afford
go ahead, I bet you will trigger some poorfag by doing so.

>>28560584
>brings up another man's penis unprovoked

>>28559406 (OP)
They want to larp as having hobbies.
I have pic related since I actually use it, and have Prius for doing small errands.

>>28561013
With how expensive some trims can be I assure you they do. Still far better than some gaudy merc or other luxury vehicle

>>28560793
>but if you buy a RAM, you will be stuck buying RAMs forever until you can no longer afford a truck from accumulated rollover.
No, its not the Ram's fault. Its the typical buyers of Rams faults.

>>28559406 (OP)
that's like asking why fat poor retards keep spending their welfare checks on high fructose goyslop and eating themselves to death.

>>28560638
>he thinks people with money drive pickup trucks for fun
"middle" class manual laborer spotted.

>>28561260
>I have a fucking weeb shitbox
sorry to hear

>>28561439
why do I drive a pickup like racing car?

>>28561452
>The evasive manoeuvre test (Swedish: Undanmanöverprov; colloquial: moose test or elk test; Swedish: Älgtest, German: Elchtest) is performed to determine how well a certain vehicle evades a suddenly appearing obstacle. This test has been standardized in ISO 3888-2.[1]

>Forms of the test have been performed in Sweden since the 1970s.[2] The colloquial and internationally better-known name for the test was coined in 1997 by the German newspaper Süddeutsche Zeitung after the Swedish motor magazine Teknikens Värld together with the TV-show Trafikmagasinet flipped a First generation Mercedes-Benz A-Class in a test ostensibly made to measure the car's ability to avoid hitting a moose.

>In reality, the test is constructed to simulate, for example, a reversing car or a child rushing out onto the road.[3][4] This is because it is more likely that the moose will continue across the road than remain in place or turn back, making it more advisable to brake hard and try to slip behind the animal than to swerve in front of it.[5]

meanwhile an actual truck:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzH87PHG8FY

>>28561460
Again your test isn't applicable for a vehicle that won't even run above 60 miles in the middle of open road.

>>28561466
absolute dogshit cope from the weeb, sorry your "truck" handles like shit.

>>28561466
an f150 hybrid does 0-60 about the same as a civic type r and about a second faster than a gr86

>>28561516
What lap time does the hybrid f150 do at the Burgerking?

>>28561532
When was the last time a GR86 or a Type R won Pikes peak?

>>28561452
Because it's fun

>>28561532
apparently tanner foust did a lap in a 2013 raptor and according to ten year old garbage news articles it was a 9:48
it had all terrain tires so he was doing a full powerslide through every corner though
I've also seen reports of some youtube channel trying to do a lap in a TRX, but that completely cooked its brakes and the driver backed out halfway through

with proper tires and pads/rotors that don't melt I imagine a modern F-150 would be in the 8 min range, maybe on the low side or into the 7s if there isn't a speed limiter at 120 that I bet the stock truck has to protect the stock tires