Thread 28561443

why are modern trucks so fucking ugly?

>>28561443 (OP)
Sour grapes because you are too poor to afford one.

>>28561443 (OP)
>(fat retarded mutt angrily lisping about CAFE standards etc. as he willingly takes out a $70k loan on 84 month @ 8.7% interest terms.)

They have to sacrifice looks for size in order to fit amerilards inside

>>28561450
>>28561449
poors aboslutely seething and malding as usual

>>28561448
kek. the type of person to buy that vehicle does not have a respectable, well-paid job.

>>28561453
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>>28561450
>>28561449 (You)
poors aboslutely seething and malding as usual

>>28561448
>>28561453
money can't buy taste it seems

>>28561459
>>28561457
>>28561454
the leftypol tranny having a meltdown again

>>28561463
my beater is a 1995 f150. try again, nutruck homo.

>>28561467
>I'm poor and can't afford a new truck
cool

>>28561468
i'm a lawyer with my own solo firm. i probably make considerably more money than you.

>>28561474
>i
>95 f150
>lawyer
ESL larping Pajeet

>>28561474
Just FYI a self employed lawyer is an unemployed graduate.
Have fun flipping those burgers.

>>28561482
kek keep coping.
>>28561488
i'm in my mid 30s and spent 10 years in various firms before going solo. i'm not entry level, dipshit.

>>28561494
>i
ok Saaar

>>28561453
It doesn't compare.

>>28561443 (OP)
Aerodynamics and power. In case you have missed it they are pretty efficient and a good bit more powerful now

>>28561499
Holy shit that looks awesome. And it's so refreshing to see a crew cab without glossy black plastic B-pillars god I hate that shit

>>28561448
Post yours.

>>28561443 (OP)
Only the chevies are ugly, the others look fine. Price, I'd you go by base model, is a smidge high but still OK by historical stabnards.
The real crimes are the interior and driveline

>>28561537
I love the funky B pillars because they just wanted to use front doors for back doors

Every time they make an "update" they make them taller, squarer and more puglike.
It's like they heard the kids like bricknose and thought that meant it should look like a lumpy brick.

>>28561701
sissymobiles prioritizing the safety and comfort of the operator's bussy. sad!

Mah Truuk.

>>28561443 (OP)
Trying too hard to look big

>>28561701
>Every time they make an "update" they make them taller, squarer and more puglike.
Switching CAFE to a footprint model was the biggest disaster to ever befall the auto consumer, and was a transparent ploy to force everyone out of trucks
>if it's the size of a Corolla then it has to get the fuel economy of a Corolla, no small pickups for you goy!
>your fullsize pickup needs to get better fuel economy this year! unless it's a BIGGER pickup, then it can still get the same mileage as last year
>ok that's as long and wide as a light truck's allowed to be, now here's a bunch of new safety regulations! make them work!
They really did just try to legislate all pickup trucks out of existence and are absolutely seething that engineers kept finding increasingly ridiculous ways to square the circle. Trump could fuck up absolutely everything from here on in and I'll still be grateful he killed CAFE.

>>28562105
I'm hoping they'll eventually move the headlights to the bottom to look more like trucks

>>28561457
that pic gives me a good kek every time
>goyball

>>28561448
I'd rather have a second gen cummins over that ugly turd

>>28562278
>half-assedly run for 1.5 seconds
>20 minute commercial break
fascinating

>>28561443 (OP)
Proportions got all fucked in the weird arms race to make every vehicle larger. And Chevy in particular refuses to style the front at all, and just stretches the grill across the whole bumper which doesn't help

>>28562278
goyball is fun to watch when its free though
what else do you do with your friends on a sunday afternoon

>>28562187
radical

>>28562105
I'll take 500 fleets of them

>>28562337
That thing is gorgeous

>>28562326
Goy

>>28562187
Looks like a mag on that funny looking gun, the p90 or something

>>28562354
I don't know what you're talking about. Im a Hi-Point man.

>>28562320
>amerilards clap the whole time
>even during the commercials

>>28562345
>paint directly on the pavement
AIIEEEEEEEEEEE THE COLLECTOR VALUE

>>28562664
They have joy and whimsy, (you) have cope and seethe

>>28563781
>being a mindless goyslave consoomer is "joy" and "whimsy"
fucking lol amerisharts are truly a lost subspecies

>>28562345
>>28562337
Call me when the Deora 2 is real

>>28561448
what the fuck would i do with a mexican made rolling pile of garbage thats falling apart
>shit suspension
>pathetic visibility
>"look mom! im a trucker! vroom vroom!"
>shit seating-visibility angle ratio
whats the ACTUAL appeal for these? BESIDES construction hustler jealously

>>28562016
now thats a real truck

>>28563915
>>28562664
>>28562320
>>28562348
I am glad Israel will genocide your people

>>28564340
Hilarious how you went from >>28561433
>why do you guys hate us UwU ??
to impotent rage in >>28563262 as soon as anons spoke of your little parasite state.

>>28561448
Now available in baby blue!