Thread 28563731

>Look at my faggy Poor-sche!!!
Genuinely go post on a gay board bro y'all look gay as fuck and I'm sorry to break it to you that way but that's how it is.
For REAL as much as a Corvette is a "Boomer Sports Car", the Poor-sche is a "Faggot Sports Car", and the Hyundai Elantra "Is Not a Sports Car"
I don't make the laws... I just enforce them.
Take your queer club car elsewhere.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b01Bnr1aXt8

>>28563731 (OP)
this reads like an Instagram comment by a guy who owns an unpainted front bumper g35 slammed on stock wheels

>>28563732
Actually it reads more like a daily /o/ lurker who knows that Porsche hasn't innovated since 1995 and every Porsche retard is busy buying some faggot Macan instead of a GT model, which are so hideously overpriced for the performance you get that I don't fucking even care.
Genuinely I want to hear more about Ferrari or Lamborghini (the actually interesting VAG car) than I do about another f*cking overpriced smallfuck cuckmobile.
No more do I want to see another faggot post about the AMG One on the BurgerKing than I want to see some dumbass post about some faggot overpriced car.

DO NOT EVEN ASK ME TO GET INTO WHY.

>>28563739
I'm honestly sick of the number of normies and fake car guys that idolize porsche
every single time you talk to them about a dream _ car garage, every person that pretends to be interested in cars will tell you a porsche gt3 rs as their first answer.
It's a good litmus test to tell if you're a poser faggot that just "likes" cars because it's the trendy thing, or someone that actually has a real interest in cars.

As much as I hate niggers, people like tyler the creator embodies being a car guy more than every single porsche cultist.

>>28563748
>I'm honestly sick of the number of normies and fake car guys that idolize porsche
My problem with the whole farce goes a little deeper. Either one is buying a sports car to show off/flash money, or one is buying a sports car for performance.
The Porsche gives you neither. It's outperformed by many cheaper brands, and then on the expensive/flashy side, it's... also outperformed.
You have to simply want a small/gay car or to overspend on something which has literally no flash at all to it.... and will STILL be performance-gapped.
https://www.caranddriver.com/reviews/a15132548/porsche-carrera-gt-road-test/
>slower than the Ferrari Enzo
OK so fucking pointless.

https://www.dupontregistry.com/autos/listing/2020/ferrari/488--challenge/119936
>You can buy a Ferrari racecar for under $200k
>normie fags would rather goymaxx on a POOR-sche
I don't get it

>>28563791
>goymaxx
My brother in christ you are on the most expensive hobby board on 4chan. This insult makes you look like a broke ass retard.

>>28563748
What a retarded take on some normie nisgger with shit taste
>80s nostalgia boxes and some Rolls Royces.
Wow really fuckin niche there, does he get much track time?

>>28563731 (OP)
>>28563739
>>28563748
>>28563757
schizo

>>28563731 (OP)
Damn just how bad did Porsche rape you, brown son? Just get a better job and buy a 911 already. This is pathetic.

Cool story, bro.