Thread 28565579

Do you park by the same model/trim of your car? Or give them a nice rev if you pass by on the road?

With the enemy sometimes

No, but a bunch of posers in narbs always try to park near me for some reason

>>28565579 (OP)
Kek didn't you say the car on the left is stock ride height? Why is it lower than the same model next to it LOLbmaooo0o0o0 fucking ricelet, stancelet, slowfaglet, boyracelet

>>28565583
Based.

>>28565596
>>28565601
no one is impressed by your 20 year old 6 owner bmw

>>28565596
>>28565671
im taking the left car over yours son

>>28565671
>nooo F10s are actually 20 years old somehow!!!
>>28565680
Kek fucking 4cylinderlet ricelet stancelet slowfaglet boyracelet

>>28565583
Why would you park so that both drivers doors open toward the other car?

>>28565711
>4cylinderlet
looked like a 340i

>>28565715
Are you gonna get into together?

>>28565579 (OP)
Yes, I like my parking lot friends :)

>>28565579 (OP)
someone post the pic, you KNOW the one

>>28565579 (OP)
Always, it's an unspoken rule

I'd avoid any models typically driven by niggers, though. Just avoid them as much as possible in general

>>28565579 (OP)
Always, since I know they won't door ding me and also chances are mine is nicer.

>>28565834
Lewd. I bet you give him a goodbye smooch, as a prank.

>>28565721
Lol it's some riced out slow bullshit with a faggy custom plate with "MMONEY" in it, yet still on its hilarious stock beancounter inspired, old-man-appeasing MONS5ER TRUCK fuckin STILTS like some kind have posermobile LOLbmaooo0o0o0

>>28565579 (OP)
I park away from people so that only 1 person can be beside me usually. Or next to a nicer car where I know they won't ding me. Avoid SUV and mini vans.

>>28566252
MONSTER TRUCKS must STICK TOGETHER
HELL YEAH BROTHER

>>28566261
>>28566252
Or is yours the single cab MONSTER BEETLE, not the crew cab?
Either way, HELL YEAH BROTHER
MONSTER TRUCKS!!!
FUCKIN HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!

>>28566265
Monster beetle. Someone in here called it a monster truck before though because it's not slammed.

>>28566322
It's a 2 door, single cab, eps-clad, open diff MONSTER TRUCK, or a MONSTER BEETLE for short

>>28565788
The parking lot at my previous job was shared between several businesses and there were 4 other people who drove Fiestas and we'd always end up parked in a little cluster: the Fiesta fiesta.
I never met a single one of the other drivers because they all started at different times of day than me.

Why are bimmerfags so butthurt about Porsche?

>>28567484
More like one dropout spic.

>>28565579 (OP)
No but some other guy with a Mazda 3 winked at me in a parking lot. I think he was gay. In fact I'm certain of it.

>>28566252
Sometimes I wonder if a Panamera coupe would have sold, as a 928 successor.

>>28567811
That kinda defeats the purpose. The Panamera is supposed to be the relatively practical Porsche that isn't a Cayenne or something.

>>28566252
I do this too, but my shitbox 986 seems to attract the usual 911 and other brands like corvette/memecats

>>28567542
You weren't looking in the vanity mirror, were you?

>>28567542
Did you kiss him to confirm it at least? I mean it's just common coutresy.

>>28565579 (OP)
I've only ever saw another of my car once. It was the same color too. I have them a wave with the top down as I went by.

>>28567484
>ebonics
>>28567488
I'm not hispanic at all, and I love Porsches. convertible, automatic, open diff squashed beetles on fuckin STILTS are gay as fuck THOUGH

Why do women always open their doors so wide?

>>28569326
They're literally completely unaware of anything around them
>*swings open car door at 1000mph and dents the car next to them*
>Ooopsie, I didn't see it there! Teehee

>>28569326
They open it until it gets to the resting point where it holds itself open. Usually the second one which is pretty wide.

>>28569326
Why do npcs in the parlance of our times park like that?

>>28569863
NPCs are programmed to group up to give the illusion that they're Intelligent Design.

>>28565579 (OP)
All the time.

>>28565715
>open both doors to block the view of onlookers
You know what's going on anon.

>>28569326
>Empty spots everywhere
>Park between 2 cars

>>28565583
gotta let the opps know you on em

>>28570568
happened to me at work. now I have a tiny ding in the body line of my rt chally that I've owned for like two months

>>28570656
:(

>>28565579 (OP)
Don't see too many sadly in salty New England, but most older Fords (and some Super Duties) will give a wave

Who the fuck is buying all these bmws? I remember when /o/ wouldn't touch modern piles of shit like that, is it the zoomers?

>>28565579 (OP)
There are 3 people at my office that have the same car as me (E39), so we park in a group. Some newer models have also started parking with us too.

>>28570786
No idea about others but myself and the guys I work with vary from very late 20s to very early 40s. There's one guy with a new M5 and he's in his late 50s.

>>28570786
>I remember when /o/ wouldn't
When /o/ was inhabited by pedophile weebs who exclusively buy FWD 4cylinder japscrap

>>28572982
Fuck, /o/ sucks ass now. Not that it was ever good though.

>>28570786
People that want beautiful, fast, heterosexual cars?
>>28571039
Post E39s. You won't
>>28572982
>pederast weeblets are tastelets
Whoulda thunk it!
>>28573037
It's much better now than it was before I ushered in the Age of USG

>>28573062
You could never be me

>>28570693
I like old ferds.

>>28565579 (OP)
It's basic mopar etiquette. It gives carjackers a conundrum. Mine is also a lowe trim R/T, so I like to park next to an SRT whenever possible :D

>>28575290
Those are old?

>>28565579 (OP)
Yes

>>28565579 (OP)
I always park next to fellow peugeot 206's but when I actually see them on the road they almost ALWAYS have a woman driving in them for some reason and ofc woman don't care about stuff like saluting people with the same car.

>>28575960
>buy a supermini cuckbox
>be surprised when only girls drive it

>>28576189
I mean there are much smaller cars out there but I guess most of them aren't as cheap and reliable as a 206.

>>28565579 (OP)
Always~

Used to have a maroon Toyota Camry. Came out of Safeway and tried to get into it and it was locked. Looked inside and realized it wasn't my car. Some woman had parked right next to mine, same model, same year, same color. Then she also came out the same time I was trying to get into hers and thought I was trying to steal it.

>>28575785
28-33 years old, yeah

>>28576716
Did she pepper spray you?

>>28565579 (OP)
I have never once seen someone else driving the same model of any of my cars on the road.

>>28565596
>narb
>narp
stop trying to make that shit catch on. it never will.

>>28580344
post-e39 bmws aren't real bmws, thougheverbeit

>>28565579 (OP)

real recognizes real

I would I ever had the chance to
But it has happened to me a couple of times. A day or two ago I parked my car went into home depot and when I came out like 5 minutes later someone with the wagon version of my car, same trim level had parked right next to me

>>28581936
Hideous clown cars meant for rapists and molesters

>>28582772
so you probably own a few of them then