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Anonymous No.28567287 >>28567288 >>28567315 >>28567569 >>28567783 >>28568273 >>28568285 >>28568405 >>28568431
The only truck non-overcompensating dicklets and 3 digit IQ people need in the real world.

You might seethe but it is the truth.
Anonymous No.28567288 >>28567582
>>28567287 (OP)
Won’t haul my airplane trailer sorry
Scarlett No.28567315 >>28567570
>>28567287 (OP)
the 2wd version of the ridgeline has the same braked towing capacity as my 30 year old uni-body sedan. Why do I need this much truck if it can't actually tow more?
Anonymous No.28567569 >>28567621
>>28567287 (OP)
Any vehicle with a width of over 70" is for retards. You severely limit your driving capability. I always laugh at truckolds not being able to slink past me and make a right turn on red, or have to park way in the back of a lot because they can't fit that air hauling hunk of shit in a spot.
Anonymous No.28567570 >>28568225
>>28567315
To larp, or use the truck bed for light items like dirt bikes.
Anonymous No.28567582
>>28567288
Won’t haul my airplane sorry
Anonymous No.28567585
>yet another r/fuckcars truck seethe thread
Anonymous No.28567621
>>28567569
Man, fuck you! I’m not ALWAYS hauling air…
Anonymous No.28567771
Cool lifted accord anon
Anonymous No.28567783
>>28567287 (OP)
Paying more for less is not a triple digit IQ move. You're paying for driving dynamics and interior comfort when you get a Ridgeline. At that point you might as well just get a Pilot or CRV.
Scarlett No.28568225
>>28567570
I feel like I would want to just tow a small motorcycle trailer for that, lower loading height, purpose built for the job that makes it easier.
Anonymous No.28568232 >>28568281 >>28568431
People used to tow stuff with sedans. What the fuck happened to that? Now everyone thinks they need a fucking monstertruck to do it
Anonymous No.28568273
>>28567287 (OP)
I wish I owned one of these ramp tow truck things.
Anonymous No.28568281
>>28568232
Uh hey dum dum back then sedans were body on frame and made of steel while modern cars are unibody and made of recycled pepsi cans with extra weight from all the nanny features. Normal trucks don't sell, bro dozers do. Yep it all checks out man. We ain't ever gonna make it.
Anonymous No.28568285
>>28567287 (OP)
>$43k minimum
>for a CUV with a bed.

If that's all you need, fine, but don't overpay for it. Get a Maverick.
Anonymous No.28568395
I have a 6.5' wingspan.
Op the crankypants fruitcake might like rubbing elbows with his passengers but I do not.
You're all free to drive clowncars, and I'm free to drive a yuuge shitbox. Deal with it naggers
Anonymous No.28568405
>>28567287 (OP)
It's my favorite midsized "truck" but it's really expensive. Then again, everything is expensive now. The economy is fucked.
Anonymous No.28568431
>>28567287 (OP)
>Unibody
Not a truck.
>>28568232
Modern sedans are nowhere near as capable as old sedans. A modern shitbox kia in no way can compete with a v8 body on frame crown vic. We used to haul a decent size utility trailer with a crown vic, and it never broke a sweat.