Thread 28567420

Dear POOR-sche owners,

I -could-
Own your VAGinal brand, but sadly having testicles and a brain made it impossible. :(
To wit: Kill yourselves, because your faggot used cars don’t perform worth a fuck and your “GT3RS” literally got lapped (notice, I don’t have to be a crude/foul clown as you do) and time’d by more than 10s.


Poorfag cars and poorfag owners talk too much.

BMW drivers are tryhards. Audi drivers are soulless. Mercedes drivers are Louis Vuitton Dubai Chocolate airheads. Porsche drivers have ED. You picked the right team, anon.

>(((compact class))) lap record
wow it's nothing. a gt3 from 10 years ago wipes its ass with that time

>>28567420 (OP)
Newest ayytention seeking broccoli headed hoe is here to get smacked the fuck up? Aight bitch, we can dance.

>>28567438
I'm in my 30s and my erections are hard like a diamond. Cope and sneed, ma'am.

>>28567420 (OP)
NPC colors

>>28567438
>>28567442
>>28567443
>>28567448
Your cope is duly noted.

>>28567443
>slow car
Post Corolla next

>>28567458
What cope? Imagine settling for those new, ugly POS BMWs.

OMEGALUL

>>28567420 (OP)
Please include "BMW" in your thread next time so my filter catches it, thanks

>>28567462
>>28567461
Please have an -actual- comment to make other than your poorfag seethe.

>>28567461
Post car.
OP is immune to shitposts until you post car. I don’t make the rules.

>>28567462
Post car.
>blah blah blah im a faggot who didnt post car!!!

>>28567463
Like what? What possible comment do you want on your shitty post? Just cocksucking your mediocre car? Arguing more with the equally annoying Porsche fag? Jesus Christ fuck off

>>28567492
anon there is no need to be upset.

>>28567420 (OP)
Don't care. The garage remains unfinished I see.

>>28567463
Fatherless zoomer seeks acceptance and validation in the form of conspicuous consumption. Can you post the titles to your cars? What about your house?
>>28567465
I already did you retarded fucking bot.
>>28567443

>>28567492
Clearly you disapprove of my way of having fun, but we're not so different, you and I.

>>28567420 (OP)

>unplastered, unpainted walls
>car is still in primer

lmao look at this poverty nigger

>>28567499
>OP posts 2025 car x2
>H-here’s my DECADE OLD Poor-sche!
New money can’t perceive such an embarrassment.

>>28567460
Faster than your bus or methhead mom's Ford Exploder KEKAROO

>>28567503
Post car :)
>y-uou didnt pay slaves to paint your garage yet!!!!
Lmao.
Do you seek further pain?

>>28567506
That black xdrive BMW (cringe) doesn't look like a 2025 model. My one 911 is worth more than everything in that garage LUL. Better yet, my one car is faster than either, sounds better, has a timeless shape and style made by a company that isn't obsessed with redesigning their entire fleet into fucking BEAVERS.
>>28567504
Srsly that's some roastie rental SHIT.

>>28567512
Paint your own garage you brushlet, friendless, fatherless brown turd. Weird how you'll post bread and rental xdrive models but not your hand.

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=3rlonEoFFRk
I have billions mf and I THINK POOR-SCHE niggers should die.
I got hateful amounts.
Poor-sche favgs weak to me.

>>28567513
anon i think you're projecting because the car you posted is probably the most beaver shaped car i've ever seen.

>>28567516
Nigga the front end of new BMWs unironically look like chink stereotypes or a fucking BEAVER.

>>28567513
>>28567514
Poorfag I don’t like your gay brand.
>p-paint!
Bro I’ll let the fuckin property manager do that
You lil sad faggot.
Your shit poor-sches get you banned from the country club, the club club, and bettting too.
Mf we hate you.
t. wealthy and spots brokes

>>28567520
they might have beaver teeth but a 911 is shaped like a whole beaver.

>>28567514
>your garage
MF you are the SADDEST AND BROKEST BRAND FAG
BUY A FERARI, BROKE BITCH
YOU OWN A FUCKIN MY LITTLE PONY CAR BUT THE BROKE BOY COPY
FUCK OFF MY THREAD

>>28567514
>>28567499
AND WE LOOKED UP THE INFO
> 58 White Male
THATS YOUR FUCKING DADS CAR FAGGOT

DONT FUCKING POST YOUR FAG DADDY PONY CAR AGAIN ONG

>>28567521
Calling everyone poor doesn't count as spotting brokes mate

>>28567499
>DECADE OLD 58 White Male
BRUH PEDO MY LITTLE “pony car”

NEVA EVA A BIMMY we NOT with THAT

>>28567529
>>28567499
BRUH THEY ONLY HAD 5 REGISTRATIONS THAT YEAR IN CALI ANF THE YOUNFEST MF WAS A 58 Y/O WHITE MALE

BRUH PEDO CAR
LMAO

>>28567533
>>28567529
>>28567499
>YOOOOOO WHAT UP MY 60 Y/O SLIMES
>TIME TO SEXUALLY ASSAULT WOMEN
>RAPED BY PORSCHE, GANG

>>28567512

More than you can afford, pal.
Maz-da.

>>28567537
Op here… I need NOS…
(Jokes aside luv doing twisties with me miata bruvs… because they actually want to FUCKING DRIVE)

>>28567541

>miata

>>28567522
The worst cope I've ever heard

>>28567521
>p-paint!
>Bro I’ll let the fuckin property manager do that
I don't give a toss about the look of your garage, that's another poster. You're a rentoid, which is way more dire.
>t. wealthy and spots brokes
The wealthy don't rent. Where's your hand, Tyrone? You can't buy or steal the complexion that makes a connection.

>>28567525
My dad is over 70 years old and I'm in my 30s. This is a super sad melty!
>>28567530
Tyrone is fuckin' LOSIN' it.

>>28567533
>in Cali
>this mong doesn't even know that California titles are pink
>he doesn't know what state my title is from (smile)
>he thinks cars don't get retitled in different states all the time

>another larp thread
What a great board

>>28567564
I would never a turboslop 911 but guards red is a great color.

>>28567536
You good, chief?

>>28567578
I fucking hate it here too

>>28567571
dude

>>28567590
Literally the same picture

>>28567576
Bruh your car is registered to a 58 year old white male in cali?

>>28567595
You're thicker than shit. Titles look different for every state. The title I posted is NOT from California. I don't know how to make this more obvious for your peabrain.

>>28567600
Your registration literally pulls up a 58 year old white male.

>>28567602
I posted my car's title, not its registration. My registration would be in my glove box with proof of insurance. My car's title is proof of ownership and allows me to transfer ownership to someone else, it is given when you buy a car outright or once you pay off the loan. Legitimately how old are you?

>>28567499
>>28567514
>unc wanna flex
>decade+ old grandpa car
You not eating unc. 2025 M2 cleaning you out bruh?
YEESH…

>>28567604
Unc you not doing OK you posting your daddy 10 year old car vs a new M2 and looking ratchet.
Honestly cringe compilation.

>>28567604
>my 10 year old busted ass shit
Bruh you NOT eating
Smh lololololooll

>>28567607
>>28567608
>>28567610
Are you really okay? SHEESH

https://youtu.be/GdDmR4iWP0E?si=txzDHZ_YNcgmTvEO

>>28567612
Bruh you posted some mf car that literally
Would have seen 9/11 and then stayed around until LMFAO posted party rock your car needs to go to 5th grade old ass 58 year old looking creepy get a real job bitch

>>28567612
>pedo creeping with 10 year old car
Skip cutscene, pass.
Also your car is ugly :(

>>28567420 (OP)
New M2 is a great car. Well done

>>28567613
>Would have seen 9/11 and then stayed around until
Dude wat. You read about 9/11 in a history book. I was alive for it.
>>28567615
>Also your car is ugly :(
The ironing

>>28567579
Yeah it's great. Was my third choice after shark blue and racing yellow but those were discontinued when I ordered last year.

>>28567620
I had a 982 racing yellow Cayman S. Loved the color, but the engine note wasn't my cup of tea.

>>28567443
I wish my 992 could have those wheels

>>28567512
What kind of a cuck can't even paint? Lol, gtfo fag.

>>28567420 (OP)
So yesterday's Pic you could only muster up one slice of bread in a bag, now today is some shitty tortillas. OP can't afford food due to his money pit cars that are "superior"

>>28567705
It can, I have 997 wheels with all season tires and 991.2 wheels with track tires.

>>28567420 (OP)
I see that your hideous cheap plastic disposable turkroach leasebait dogshit cars get utterly raped by Porsche daily brown son. Best remember that. As salamu alaikum Mehmet.

>obese, unreliable, ugly, glued on ipad, 70k
vs
>in shape, reliable, sexy, no glued on ipad, 150k+
only poorfags would pick the M2 over a 992

>>28567420 (OP)
>Gets held up by a child in a Porsche every single race...

>beaner made „BMW“
lmao

>>28567443
>open diff
>mcodnalds
>tiny brakes


lol.
He posted an M2 not a 235i from a decade ago

>>28567851
Nice cope Muhammad. You get RBP daily brown son.

>>28567855

>turns right
>engine explodes

Raped by Porsche

>>28567890
What the brown dog yappin about?

>>28567723
>>28567443
LOL why the FUCK did your dad put that open diff eps-clad bullshit on fuckin STILTS like some kind have MONSTER TRUCK

>>28567420 (OP)
>little bro calling PorscGODS poor as he own a BMW
Lmaoing@u

>>28567723
LOL see >>28567925

>>28567926
>ebonics

>>28567933
>seething

>>28567939
>sneeding

>>28567420 (OP)
BASED Motor Works always wins

>>28567577
That's a different shitposting nigger, FYI.

>>28567890
>all boxers are made by Subaru
Damn that's crazy, tell me more, bot-chan!

>>28567851
>e-diff=/=open diff you video game addicted homosexual
>BMWs mostly use macpherson strut front as well, dipshit
>The front brake rotors on a 2015 Porsche 911 Carrera S (991) are 340mm (13.38 inches) in diameter and 33mm (1.3 inches) thick. The rear rotors are 330mm (12.99 inches) in diameter and 28mm (1.1 inches) thick. They are both ventilated and cross-drilled.
>13"
>tiny
Shit bait, go back to troll school and TURN. IT. UP.

>>28567972
When someone starts yapping about California I know I can insult the most obnoxious calinigger on /o/ and he'll come to me with his tongue wagging because they're all in one big gay hivemind.

>>28567983
I forgot a couple things in that one.

>>28567996
Fucking kek. Brown son is in for it now!

>>28567981
My Challenger has double wishbones up front and multi link in rear. 390mm (15.35") discs, drilled, slotted, vented.

>>28567981
>mommies garden
kek

>>28568164
Your car weighs at least a thousand pounds more than mine, and my car is RR with a 40/60 weight distribution. You're such a monumental failure to me and everyone else on this board for not recognizing crucial differences between our cars and why mine might have different sized rotors than your car. Do you have 6 piston brake calipers in the front? My fucking huge brake calipers limit how large my rotors can be as well, dickhead.
>>28568167
A random house I walked by, you deranged faggot.

>>28568175
why do you take pictures of other peoples houses you creep

>>28568182
He collects dolls for little girls too LOL

>>28568172
FAT FUCK

>>28568182
There's more car than house in that picture. I took a picture of another rabbit, if you'd use your eyes you'd see it. They infest the neighborhood I was walking in.

>>28568184
You collect debt, regret, tattoos and adipose tissue. Can you show us some of the things your wife collects?

>>28568189
Hitler lookin' ass mfer

>>28568189
Clean up that junkyard you live in, nigger.

>>28568201
No proof the thing even runs. I've posted a video of me pushing my 911, but crickets from the peanut gallery ova here.

>>28568205
Nah son I got a fuckin house to fuckin remodel n shit son godsDAMN son fuck is u on about son

>overpriced understeer machines
vs
>ultimate driving machines offering sheer driving pleasure

>>28568212
What a pigsty.
Just look at this nasty carpet.

>>28568212
Mommy will kick you out if you don't throw up that gyatt for free labor?
>>28568215
You've driven neither lol.

>>28568218
Those are some good genetics, Walter

>>28568221
Do you not know what a trash can is?

>>28568223
That's my friend's house in San Diego. It's way nicer than mine. When I was driving down I stopped in a little neighborhood in Del Mar and there was an old Rolls Royce sitting in front of one of the houses. There were families too and they all looked like that '50s murica type shit lol. I'll get a pic of the Rolls when I go down there again in a few months

what the fuck even is this thread

>>28568234
poorfags trying to flex with their leased cars

>>28568233
>way nicer than mine
AHAHA
Holy fuck, how embarrassing.

Damn you guys are poor.
t. /biz/god

>>28568036
Not really nothing ever happens anymore. Would be funny if he became frosty 2.0 but it probably won't happen. Best to just ignore shit-posters.

>>28568175
>Do you have 6 piston brake calipers in the front?
Yes. Also my rear discs are 350mm, bigger than your fronts lmao.

Anyway the Challenger is actually really underrated. It's far more badass than people understand. They're still used to the old live rear axle days.

>>28568234
>leased
>these pieces of shit
Wow, just how poor are you then?

>>28568280
only the v8 chally though

>>28568242
fun um but the reality of the situation is San Diego is probably the nicest place to live overall that there is
>>28568209
https://files.catbox.moe/092xqf.mp4

>>28568234
Resident shitposters trying to out-shitpost each other

>>28567996
weed is accepted in ca
but he lives in san jose

>>28568460
I think you missed
>federal

>>28568465
i think you missed
>i don't care

>>28568465
lol theyre not going to do jack shit - california despite it's gun laws is not a nanny state in terms of ownership

ofc if they find out mostly likely due to something with aggravation yeah

>>28568478
Kek that's over here in Mumbai, California actually
>>28568460
That's Hanoi/Mexico City, California

Cars are so gay and "car guys" are straight cuckolds I'm so glad I got over this "hobby" in my early 20's before I wasted my money building up some gay as fuck car nobody cares about.

>>28568481
wow same freeway heading to hmart right
>i live with injuns
>actually now with the beaners
either way on a main street with the gated driveway

>>28568484
101 and 280 both go through Mumbai and Mexico City

>>28568487
so youre brown

>>28568493
so youre brown

>>28568495
i didnt choose to live to the right of 85

>>28568499
I pretty much am never even around 85

>>28568505
right so where do you live with

>>28568507
Right up ya butt, if you catch my drift

>>28568511
so with the browns

>>28568513
Which ones?

your need for constant validation is pretty sad

>Bitch, I'm zombie
>너무 마신 싸구려 codeine
>여전히 몸에는 검/흰 camo down, you know we going
>Harder than another motherfuckin' ape
>난 욕죠에 누워 쇼핑해
>그건 BAPE, BAPE, BAPE, BAPE, BAPE
>Keith Ape, 잊지 마, Killer Whale
>Killer Whale, Killer Whale, Killer Whale, KILLER WHALE

>>28568514
the ones you hang around with

I drive a BMW and enjoy it. But so does my wife. It’s just a car guys.

>>28568543
pics of actual driving

>>28568543
Pics of wife

>>28568474
Kek, sorry you're retarded.
>>28568478
>lol theyre not going to do jack shit - california despite it's gun laws is not a nanny state in terms of ownership
Who said anything about California cops? I think you're struggling to understand.

>>28568505
Except when you go to the Petco 2 miles from 85 to get your cat food lol

>>28568577
>Who said anything about California cops?
uhh you

>>28568588
>i'm going to act deliberately retarded now to distract from my unintentionally retarded posts

>>28568591
so you have all the information in the world, you think the fed is going to pick up the call over possession

>>28567978
Let’s just say Subaru was heavily influenced by Porsche

>>28568594
The ATF has gone after people for less.

>>28568598
so you have all the information in the world, you think the ATF is going to pick up the call over possession

>>28568600
You're really dense, huh?

>>28568601
>says hypotheticals
>not yes or no

>>28568175
>>28568164
>>28567981
HAHAHAHAHAHAGAGS IS REAL WTF

>>28568602
My nigger in Christ, what do you think the intention behind the statement
>the ATF has gone after people for less

>>28568606
was?*

>>28568584
This is nowhere near 85, sonnyboy

>>28568538
Which ones?

>>28568735
>lazy ahh brownie cant even fix the holes in the bumper kekelemao
Why are BMW faggots like this?

>>28568744
How do you fix speed holes?

>>28568478
Funny you mention that
>>28568597
>same engine layout
>IT'S THE SAME ENGINE
Based retard
>>28568604
Why does my car stop shorter than yours? Number of pistons on a brake caliper > size of brake rotor.

>>28568280
>991.1 S Braking distance. 100 kph - 0, 31 m (101 ft)

https://fastestlaps.com/models/porsche-911-carrera-s-991-facelift

>Braking distance
>100 kph - 0 32 m (105 ft)

https://fastestlaps.com/models/dodge-challenger-r-t-scat-pack-widebody

>>28568762
>nooo you can't just be B L E S S E D with the Smith 'n' Wess!!! That's aggravation!!!

>>28568777
Back at it again with them Trips of Truth
That I KNOW none of you fuckers is gonna
Check 'em, sonnyboy

No one cares about your gay little dolls in your dad's fuckin open diff eps-clad MONSTER TRUCK, by the way LOLbmaooo0o0o0

>>28568735
Hmmm. Sure about that? Looks awfully familiar.

>>28568773
looks like shit. you couldn't PAY me to own that my little pony car.

>>28568775
>>28568777

>>28568775
>a fucking Hillary Hole
Kek, perfect for a faggot.

>>28568813
Son I know where the dang New Delhi, California petco is; 85 is all the way in fuckin Shanghai, California

>>28568234
this is what happens when jannies don't gatekeep autists, we gave up GTR vs Corvette kino for Frosty 2.0

>>28568831
>he doesn't know
KEK

>>28568833
I don't even think we have jannies anymore, we had porn up for like a day and a half. Never thought I'd miss em

>>28568838
My .357 doesn't have one of those

>>28568856
lol
lmao
>>28568172

>>28568862
See >>28568856

>>28568891
>>28568838

>>28568892
Delusional

>>28568894
No, it's pretty clearly visible in your own picture, retard.

>>28568895
and yet my .357 doesnt have one of those kek cry pussy

>>28568899
>>28568591

>>28568901
>>28568899
also you have no car kek cry pussy

>>28568831
>>28568838
>>28568856
HE OWNS A SMITH WITH MIM

TOP KEK

>>28568904
I thought I owned a riced Civic, according to you?

>>28568912
inb4
>my .357 doesn't have that either
lol

>>28568912
No one cares about your grandpa's gun LOLbmaoooo0o0o0
>>28568917
Same shit LOLbmaooo0o0o0

>>28568923
>No one cares about your grandpa's gun
>he says after posting his cucked nu-Smith
POTTERY
O
T
T
E
R
Y

>>28568921
>nocar
lol

>>28568927
Cope

>>28568926
Kek you talk like a faggot my .357 doesn't have some bizarre "Hillary Vagina" you keep mentioning LOLbmaooo0o0o0 harry potter!

>>28568927
Seethe

>>28568932
>he doesn't even know
lel
Truly embarrassing for you saar

>>28568930
I literally laughed when I saw this
No one cares about your grandpa's grandpamobile LOLbnaooo0o0o0 ugly ahh slow ahh gay ahh LOL

>>28568934
Sneed

>>28568940
>tasteless nigger is tasteless

>>28568939
I don't understand ebonics

I'd vant a Viper or GT40 or something cool over any generic, boring BMW. Disclaimer, I can't afford any of it.

>>28568943
>kek cry pussy nocar is kek cry pussy

>>28568923
>buy that pistola private party, no FFL needed, LEGALLY
COMMIEFORNIANS COULD NEVER EVER

>>28568932
Your shitty MIM nuSmith can literally lockup with spicy enough rounds because it has a hillary hole

https://youtu.be/XHwx4IX8QNY?si=PgaRkL6h6n2wtOS7

>>28568949
See >>28568944

>>28568949
Bet he loves taking it in his Hillary Hole.

>>28568951
Aw, it was funny watching him seethepost because we know something he doesn't.

>>28568951
Good thing my .357 wain't made in mexico

>>28568955
KEK nocars are so fucking delusional godsDAMN

>>28568955
you could spit in his face and he'd still laugh at you so just ignore him because it's the only way.
>but he's seething
attention whores never seethe unless they're being ignored newfriend.

>>28568819
What's wrong, not enough tacked on screens for you, riceboy?

>>28569050
No, too many
>>28569015
This actually made me crack up kek

>>28569050
>>28568773
>cheapest possible trim
>awful interior like it's made for a poorfag
Yeah looks like shit dude.

>>28567420 (OP)
Why do they always post pictures of their dad's cars in the garage? Go take it out for a spin. Slap anime girl decals on it if it's yours.

>>28569052
>two itty bitty screens, one on the dash and one for the infotainment
>too many
Based retard
>>28569069
The interiors are the same across the range you fucking idiot. You need to option out ricer shit that makes your little chink microdick hard like carbon fiber, a leather dash or aluminum brightwork. Enjoy your leasebait screenshit turboslop sandnigger chariot. Porsche is for proud whites.

>>28569084
I would never deface my car with stickers and other low brow shit

>>28569095
Too many

>>28569098
>not one screen for the gauge cluster
Povertymobile

Porsche does everything right

>>28569096
But you'll let your dad ride around on those hilarous fuckin STILTS like some kind have fuckin MONSTER TRUCK
Get some fuckin class LOL

>>28569099
Digital gauges are GAY as FUCK kek cry pussy

>>28569095
Looks like shit though lmao?
>You need to option out ricer shit that makes your little chink microdick hard like carbon fiber, a leather dash or aluminum brightwork. Enjoy your leasebait screenshit turboslop sandnigger chariot.
>Porsche is for proud whites.
Uh if you're "white" I don't want to be white. We have literally nothing in common and you're basically a nigger in my mind.
You want to talk about skin color? You drive a fucking Nigger Car and clap for anime shit.
You're spiritually and physically a nigger.
The car you drive is Niggerlicious.

Your personality and reactions to information are that of a Nigger.

Genuinely I have a supreme disgust for you and your genetic-wasteoid ilk.

Kiss a shotgun, niggerface.

>>28569095
>>28569096
Go be a nigger elsewhere.
Your car looks like shit, it's 10 years old and you're a nigger.
I hate fucking niggers.

I hate you because you are a nigger.
SIMPLE. AS.

>>28569095
>playing my Nigger anime music
Niggers like anime. Niggers like cartoons.
Fuck off you nigger.
I genuinely cannot believe that a Nigger like yourself has come to think of themselves as anything other than the most vantablack African nigger.
Your "brand" is for niggers.
Your "responses" are for Niggers.
You are the literal "BBC/Niggerspammer of /o/"

Your genetics are Niggerish. You are the nigger of /o/ and I simply hate you.
>nigger car
>nigger posts
>nigger genes

All fucking niggers must fucking hang.

>>28567420 (OP)
Inshalla brother. This is not a car, this is a dua on four wheels. Mashallah the engine roars like a lion making dhikr. The seats? softer than a prayer mat in Medina. The handling? brother…it turns smoother than my transition from Dunya to Akhira in my dreams. When I press the pedal, it’s not speed…it’s barakah. When I open the door, the air smells like Jannah. ffs even the bluetooth connects faster than my cousin to a new proposal.

Why is it always the bmw and porsche owners who are having a meltdown on this board?

>>28569163
>It's old so it's bad
That 10 year old car drives better and is worth more than your bimmer tho kek

Still not as fun as a V6 Challenger.

>>28569271
>Why is it always the bmw and porsche owners who are having a meltdown on this board?
I've noticed that, too. They desperately want to be noticed then lose their shit if anonymous people don't praise them for financing a product.

>>28567496
Doesn't have enough money for that, car payments are 3k/mo, cards are maxed, the garage will have to wait 2030.

>>28569320
Kek why are nocars so fucking delusional godsDAMN

>>28569328
I've literally never financed anything THOUGH

>>28569271
Kek it's literally the nocars sneeding about their dad's stock cars nom getting any attention
It's quite evident when I ask the simple questiom of "if it's your car, why is it still on those hilarious fuckin STILTS like some kind have MONSTER TRUCK?"
The answer always reveals that it's their daddy's car
Shrimple as
To use the parlance of our times

>>28569106
>But you'll let your dad
Which one?
>>28569160
Go ask the property owner for permission to paint the garage, esse.
>>28569163
Such seethe, much wow
>>28569271
10 years ago you were the child claiming everyone was crying. It's just shitposting, dude.
>>28569328
PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME
>>28569322
Shrink the challenger down to a 3k pound car and I'd bother driving it
>>28569375
World's biggest retard award goes to...

Imagine waging a war over 2+ years because people disagreed with your ride height aesthetics. Your cars all look like shit. The suspension on every whip you claim to own looks toasted.

>>28569373
Glad you admit you live at mommy's house, for once!

>>28569388
You have multiple dads... LOLbmaooo0o0o0
Your post just proves >>28569375, by the way LOLbmaooo0o0o0

>>28569389
My mom lives 130 miles away LOLbmaooo0o0o0

>>28569371
>No car

>>28569407
Kek you're lucky your dad won't notice those swirls

>>28569410
>Ackshually it's your dad's car
Holy cope

>>28567420 (OP)
>BMW
>Tortillas
Mexcriment.

>>28569391
You live in the bay area, you hippie commie fucks all have multiple moms and dads, so don't throw stones in glass houses.
>>28569393
My mom lives in a vase 2,500 miles away
>>28569420
It's all he has. The little house hand-me-down troon can't imagine a different world for anybody else.

>>28569420
It's clearly your dad's LOL as it's on hilarious beancounter appeasing old-man-appeasing fuckin STILTS!
Post wheel gap to prove me wrong. You can't

>>28569451
Only sf is gay as fuck the rest of the gay area is literally injuns and chanks until you get to sj then it's mexicans and vietnamese, with a few enclaves of white families
People still say "faggot" here except for im faggy sf lol

>>28569556
LOL like some kind have fuckin MONSTER TRUCK!

>>28569560
It's all one big faggot pile of puke that should be nuked. I won't be happy until California glows and is uninhabitable for generations to come.

This is a very bad thread.

>>28570023
This entire board is shit anymore. Primarily because of several of the posters in this thread, and useless jannies.

>>28568762
>>28568762
>>28568604
>>28568280
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY FOR THAT ? You can get a 340i for like $10k. LMAO. These 911s are a fucking JOKE!. Open diff McDonald strut. Smaller brakes than an Msport package 3 series.
Brother. Why? Why would you pay MORE for less?
LESS ISNT MORE. MORE IS MORE.

Also your physics understanding is shit btw.

>>28571158
You sure sound intelligent.
And yes, that was sarcasm.

>>28571158
So it has those amazing, HUUUGE brakes, but still takes longer to stop?
Not the own I think you think it is.

>>28567420 (OP)
Is this even considered trolling?
Br/o/s in an unpainted, unfinished garage and didnt even want to pay $800 for the high-lift doors. Yet here he is. peacocking around while making payments on some Ultimate Depreciation Machines like anyone's gonna be the least bit impressed.
Gadddaaammmm. LMAO!!!

>>28571178
>making payments
His dad, maybe.

>>28571171
And that 1m would be gone if it was on summers instead of all season touring tires for the test.
You paid probably triple the price for the same tier of car.
>muh weight
Its 2025. Power is cheap and tires are amazing. You’re getting clowned on by a tuned 340i no problem.

I remember at a PCA day a guy had his 996 and watched a 335i pass him and went ‘h-how much power do those have now?’ 380hp before the tune. More power better brakes better diff faster trans more reliable better interior better stereo better gas milage.
He looked defeated.

>>28571192
>i-i-it had shitty tires, trust me bro!
lel
>1m
You mean 5m? That's more than 10%.
>380hp
>a lot
Laffin

>>28571192
>Triple the price
Who cares? Do you make sub 500k? kek

>>28571199
>>380hp
>>a lot
More than a base carrera KEKBMAOO0O0O0O00OO

>>28571192
>You’re getting clowned on by a tuned 340i no problem.
>w-w-well if you tune this car it'll be faster than the other one!
Fucking kek
>muh weight doesn't matter 'cause power
Sure, if you only care about mashing the throttle on the highway like a mouthbreathing nigg-
Oh. Oh dear.

>>28571229
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahauahaha

>>28569389
Good goy.

all bmw owners are brown

>>28571229
>I spent 3x as much for a second more speed

That’s what I’ve been eyeing really. A 911 C2S is equal to an M340i. It’s exactly right. Congrats on being faster than that. But Next time get a GT3 if you want to impress someone

>>28571658
I buy cars because *I* like them, you buy cars because you want to "impress" people.
We are not the same.

>>28571658
I'm not the Porsche guy, retard.
Also,
>Poorfags poorfags poorfags, you guys are all poorfags lol
>y-y-you're dumb for spending more money on a better car
The hilarious duality of retardation.

>>28571229
LOL who the FUCK races unMODIFIED cars? Is this just "poorfag" things, to use the parlance our times

>>28571679
Yet you are the one posting dads 911 and you don’t know what car I drive.

>>28571679
How is a sedan trying to impress more than a 911?

>>28571863
Who do you think you're talking to at this point?

>>28571635
I own a home, you live at mommy and daddy's house. Not much better than a nigger living off the taxpayer.

>>28571229
What Carrera even is that? A base 997.2 made 345hp, an S made 385hp. A base 991.1 makes 350hp, my S makes 400hp. My S weighs 3075lbs according to the title my state government sent me.

>>28571229
>>28571885
Ah, it's a euro spec base 991.2 Carrera. The ones sold in the US make 370hp.

>The Porsche 991.2, also known as the seventh-generation 911, has a range of horsepower figures depending on the specific model. The Carrera and Carrera S models, for example, offer 370 and 420 horsepower respectively.

>>28571885
That's a 992 carrera

>>28571158
No one on this board owns a 991.2 Carrera S. No one.

>>28571891
And yet

>>28571889
It's not, 992s are very distinct in the front compared to other water cooled 911s. Their hood is very boxy looking.

>>28571897
Why's it on stilts?

>>28571894
Wasn't that a GTS? Your friend owns it, in fact? We can dig up the posts from 2023 where you yap that cap while posting *his* key lol.

>>28571899
Oops yeah it's just my track car
I thought I had no friends THOUGH
Dazzleberry in the Kingstem
https://files.catbox.moe/092xqf.mp4

>>28571891
>McDonald’s open diff 340i (non M sport) brakes

Cool car

>>28571898
Why are you gay?

>>28571910
Pasta, aren't you being a little harsh on these people?

>>28571904
Lol a base carrera stops better than your mlite bullshit

Calm down Abdul, don't pull out the AK!

>>28571913
Lay awake, I don't give a shit
If I even ever wake up in the morning
Down below there's a pile of sin
Always waiting for a, waiting for a warning

Someone said it's all right
Save it now, don't say it for my sake
Someone said it's all right
Faster now, you know I've got no brakes
No brakes

Since this entire shitpost is still going:
Are BMW's still reasonably reliable beyond 100k miles? I saw a Z4 M I really liked but can't really afford. Then I found another M3 that was inexplicably the exact same price. But someone suggested I look at M1's because they're the same 6cyl engine. Do BMWs following their reputation of being endless money pits for complicated and in-depth repairs, or are the 6cyl lower end models good for 200k with good maintenance?

>>28571921
Just get an E30 325i, E39 530i, E92 or LCI E90 328i or 335i already godsDAMN

>>28571932
You're an idiot that routinely makes poor decisions, I was hoping for someone not retarded to answer my question.

Is there some backstory between the Porsche and bmw guy that I'm missing?

>>28571935
You don't even have a fucking car
Which poor decisions do i routinely make LOL

>>28571937
I laughed at his dad's hilariously HUGE wheel gap and he took it as a personal insult for some reason LOLbmaoooo0o0o0
Your dad's car is gay as shit too, by the way LOL

>>28571921
You mean 1Ms, by the way. The M1 is the BMW Lamborghini partnership supercar

>>28571943
You're poor.

>>28571939
>Which poor decisions do i routinely make LOL
You spam threads on /o/ and /ck/ that I am aware of. You're obnoxious in every post you make. You're obnoxious and avatarposting in the MULTIPLE threads you make every day. You couldn't even answer my question, instead you suggested buying some shitboxes. You're so unaware of how annoying you are, its how I came to the conclusion you're retarded.

>>28571921
Just void the V8s and 4cyls

>>28571949
LOL I'm not the the one who put her dad's cars on fucking STILTS like some kind have fucking MONSTER TRUCKS to go over them flyoverlet red dirt roads

>>28571913
I don’t own a bmw thanks

>>28571952
LOL i literally just started posting on /ck/ like 2 days ago yet they all keep saying I've BEEN spamming... Has someone been fucking impersonating me there?! KEK
Answer your question? You wanted to get a fucking M1 after saying you couldnt afford a fucking Z4 M. It's how I came to the conclusion that you're retarded

>>28571946
Fair enough but I don't care enough to remember that because if you said you drive an BMW M3 I'd know exactly what that is. M2? yep. M5? sure. M1 is the baby entry level BMW in my mind. 1M sounds like a knockoff 3M adhesives company.

>>28571961
>LOL i literally just started posting on /ck/ like 2 days ago
You haven't and don't need to lie. Its the same moronic posts with your dad's BMW keys in the photo that nobody cares about. Then you try to draw attention to multiple BMW keys that nobody on /ck/ cares or knows about, and the thread swindles to you bumping it with nonsense. You don't need to lie to me. I have a memory that exceeds 24 hours.
>You wanted to get a fucking M1 after saying you couldnt afford a fucking Z4 M. It's how I came to the conclusion that you're retarded
Yeah, and you can't afford a McLaren F1 (BMW engine) so you win the king of dumbasses award.

>>28571962
Ok but has someone really been impersonating me on /ck/? That would explain a lot. And how am I obnoxious in my posts? Everyone in my /ck/ threads that isn't crying about the keys (which is fucking hilarious) enjoys me din dinz pics

>>28571903
Put it into first and let 'er rip, you tarbaby spook.

https://files.catbox.moe/0z0zdi.mp4

>>28571964
Kek you're the delusional guy from /ck/

>>28571957
Good, no one with a shred of taste would own a BMW made in the last 30 years.

>>28571968
I don't post on /ck/.

>>28571937
After I trolled shelbynigger into committing sudoku, I set my sights on wheelgapspic. It took almost 2 years to get him to post his (brown) hand. Give me another 2 and he should be worm food if everything goes according to plan.

>>28571967
>Put it into first and let 'er rip
cold day in hell LAMO, the shit is in limp mode that's why he gets rattled by civic and miata trannies lmao

>>28571985
Holy fuck he is actually brown LMFAO that explains everything.

>>28572007
The picture is perfect. His recliner is brown, and when I pointed this out he delusionally told me the recliner is beige and his hand is white.

>>28571985
Golden beige

>>28571989
>>28571967
https://files.catbox.moe/2q9rm7.mp4
Here's a lil short shift teaser not even at full throttle :)

>>28572025
>check out this video of my car (automatic probably) accelerating in limp mode
Nah I'm good

>>28572031
>ebonics

>>28571975
Ironic thing to say from a Porsche fan. Albert Biermann left in 2015 marking the official end of BMW Ms golden age.

>>28572081
Cementing the F10 M5 Competition as the last great BMW M car

>>28572081
What a non-sequitur. You won't elaborate, trannies never do. They just want to play mind games and gaslight.

>>28572025
Didn't watch lol

>>28571967
>>28572025
sounds like shit + nigger music

>>28567420 (OP)
Imagine buying an M2 over a zupra

>>28572264
Porsche has been shit since 1999