Thread 28567756

>park my car far away from everyone else
>10+ empty parking spaces on either side of me
>some asshole parks right next to me

>>28567756 (OP)
I always park at the far end of the lot and my car is still covered in scratches. People dont respect other peoples belongings let alone their own for the most part.

>>28567756 (OP)
normalshits operate on a subconscious desire to be near the crowd. same phenomena that compels another man to piss in the urinal directly adjacent to me.

>>28567756 (OP)
The solution is to put schizo stickers all over your car.

i usually park next to someone because I find it easier to line up

>>28567756 (OP)
people are retarded, cant change that

>got my first car
>it was in bad shape
>did the body work and painted it myself
>pride.png
>job interview
>giant empty parking lot
>park off the to the side, very out of the way
>job turned out to be a scam, oh well
>head back to car
>see giant scrape across the front
>fuckmyfuckinglife.gif

>>28567905
Retard that shouldn't have a license detected
If you lack the spatial awareness to park a car without another one next to you as a guide you lack the awareness needed to drive it.
Were I elected benevolent dictator for life, people like you would be given a mild lobotomy and then used for repetitive factory work

>>28568647
I can. Its just faster.
I know english is hard, you'll get it one day champ.

>>28567756 (OP)
Probably because he can tell you're going to be seething about it later lol

>>28567756 (OP)
Yes we are sharing shade you antisocial prick.

>>28567756 (OP)
>come back with my shit
>see some cunt parked next to me
>prank them with the exhaust whistle
fucking wrecked normie bitch

>>28567756 (OP)
It looks neater that way, he's probably just an autist.
10 cars scattered sporadically over a large carpark is chaos.
10 cars neatly stacked next to each other st one corner of a large carpark is nest and tidy order.

I'm conflicted on this topic.
On one hand i think people who park far away and complain about people parking near them are drama queen faggots who think the world revolves around them
On the other hand I have seen shaniquas and other lower life forms be utterly careless when opening their car doors onto other cars

>>28568664
I don't believe you

>>28572693
its that wooo WOOOOOOO know what im sayin

>>28567756 (OP)
It's an NPC thing; they just NEED to park in groups for some reason

>>28567756 (OP)
It's an NPC in the parlance of our times thing; they just NEED to park in groups for some reason

>>28572707
You're just an NPC in the parlance of our times

>>28573076
That's only in the mo'ning!
You're supposed to be up cookin' breakfast OR SOMETHING
WOOOOWOOOOOO

>>28573076
That's only in the mo'ning!
You're supposed to be up cookin' breakfast OR SOMETHING
It's like a little alarm clock!
WOOOOWOOOOOO

>>28568664
It's only faster because you don't know how to fucking drive

>>28571211
>>28573045
The trick is to just not let those pikachu bullshits squeeze in there in the first place

>>28573095
WOOOWOOOOOOOOOOO

>>28574337
you just know that supra got wrecked and scrapped.

>>28574337
The whistle goes WOOWOOOOHHH!!!

when I see some random non-npc car parked all the way out in a lot, I'll sometimes go park next to them just because I know they'll have a little stroke if they leave before me. wouldn't ever key or ding their shit, though. I'm not a nigger

>>28567905
t. perpetually parking on an angle

if I used randos in a lot to line up rather than the painted lines, my vehicle would rarely be positioned straight in a spot. terrible system

door edge guards should be required by law.

>give enough space on side
>this happens

>>28576119
kek

>oh nooo it's sure sucks I lost my balance slightly and my keyring on my belt loop scratched the side of their car all on accident
whoops

>>28567756 (OP)
Had this happen this week. Then they opened their door on the passenger side and banged right into me while I'm sitting in it. Didn't do anything because there were 5 people in that car versus just me, but it didn't do any damage, luckily. Still, what the fuck?

>be poor
>spend your paycheck to paycheck survival income on a sports car
>drive it to the fucking supermarket
>be mad when it gets messed up
sasuga dana anon kun

>>28576073
one time a pajeet did that and I waited for him to come out and got into a car chase with him