Thread 28570708

Here's your car br/o/...

>>28570708 (OP)
I'm a furfag not a weeb, gonna need a different itasha

I've seen this car on the highway twice. Second time I passed on the driver's side to give a thumbs up. Driver had pink hair and looked like a fag so no thumbs up.

>>28570720
>stickers on wind down windows
Don't they get fucked up?

>>28570708 (OP)
kurokami my beloved

>>28570720
Someone should cue the video of a troon with a car like this getting crashed and crying like a bitch.

>>28570727
Only if you put them down.

>>28570806
ok fedboy why don't you post it

>>28570709
>no weeb
>no furry
EZ

Saw this the other day while filling up. Just an average looking Paki/Poo driving it.

>>28570708 (OP)
Thanks, just as I asked

>>28570708 (OP)
>>28570720
>>28570933
>>28571101
These cars are just asking to get impregnated (insert and nut into fuel filler port)

>>28571146
you wouldn't a friend

Why do USA parking lots look so soulless?

>>28571285
it's a warehouse parking lot. they're just big and spacious to make room for truckers

>>28571285
show me a fucking parking lot with sOuL.
I dare you, I double dare you motehrfucker

>>28570933
Lil' homie needs a booster seat.
>>28571304
>parking lot us; :(
>parking lot japan; :O

>>28571427
Parking lots barely exist in japan. At least tokyo. There's a reason like 45% of tokyo residents don't even have a license, it takes as long to get places by car as public transit and it costs more because parking will rape your ass.

>>28570933
whitest vtumors fan

I kinda want to do an itasha wrap on my car but don't want random faggots posting my car on social media

Sometimes less is more.

>>28572411
This is not one of those times

>>28572372
wrong subculture, that's an idolmaster(forma de olev ilev) fan

>>28572408
>do something for attention
>ree why am i getting attention
>>28572411
no

>>28570708 (OP)
>>28571101
Why aren't they naked

>>28573028
>do something for attention
This is gonna sound crazy, but I actually do things to my car for myself :O

>>28570708 (OP)
>kurokami
>itasha of an unofficial character
insanely based

>>28570720
02 fags are weird

If I had a waifu I would do it, but I don't.

>>28570708 (OP)
as long as i don't have to work at amazon

>>28573347
if it didn't cost like 5k to do I would plaster kuro all over my car

>>28573397
you can always use a racing sim to skin a car and plan your design before you go dropping 5k on it

>>28573397
Do it for your waifu, you do want to show you love her right?

>>28571284
friends with benefits

>>28573397
I used to work for the company that made that figure and all the Type-Moon Racing stuff. We were gonna do some kind of exotic itasha in the US for cons here but I left before it happened.

>>28573493
you worked for easy eight?
>>28573413
>>28573453
I'm poor, I don't have 5k extra to blow on a wrap.

>>28573084
Every whore's excuse for why she wears revealing clothing or makeup mashallah

>>28573522
>you worked for easy eight?
Plusone. I guess that Kuro was a collab between the two, so I'm not sure how that deal worked out, since it was released after I was there.

>>28573530
neat
get me in contact with your old work buddies, I want a job there

>>28573534
As far as I know, the whole company is dead now - which was no surprise to me, I left because the owner was a moron without a viable business plan and I couldn't get him to listen to reason and stop hemorrhaging money on flashy promo events, con booths, and exotic itasha that cost way more than we were ever going to make in sales. Also, I was only there because I happened to have the really specific cocktail of qualifications necessary for the job (small business management, high-end car background, experience and connections in the US anime convention and cosplay scenes) and even then it was challenging and frustrating as hell trying to keep things going.

I still see some of my Japanese industry friends sometimes, usually when they come to the US for AX, but even I haven't had a lot of opportunities for anything else similar, and most of the offers I HAVE had would require me putting money (that I don't have) into a partnership or finding a way to get myself a Japanese visa and moving there.

>>28570720
why does all this shit look GAY AF?!?!
>>28570708 (OP)
this faggot shoulda spent more on bodywork than some shitty vinyl wrap. Look at this fuckin DOORGAP!!! Absolute dogshit.

>>28573860
Door gap? The whole fucking fender is chewed up

>>28573860
Meanwhile the brown, impoverished raped son's BHPH BMW...

>>28573397
I had a bunch of Kuro stuff in my house, including figures and the racing queen tapestry. I threw it away because I was away for work one day, and my parents, who were taking care of my house forced their way into my locked bedroom door because they thought I had a water leak inside the main bathroom. They say everything, but didn't comment on it. What I am trying to say, is that I was deeply embarassed over the fact that my parents think I'm a nigger-lover.

>>28574374
Kuro doesn't even look black tho

>>28574950
She is, in fact, a quadroon.

>>28575257
which of these characters looks half black to you?

>>28575266
You mean the mulatto couple you just posted? What you think an albino nigger with money isn't a nigger now? Listen here, I share your taste for Kuro, but you should acknowledge that she's at the very least an octoroon, which makes you a 2D niggerlover.

>>28575277
based
>>28575271
not even one drop of negro blood, pal

>>28575277
Kuro isn't tan. She's permanently brown because she's a nigger. She has never been another color.

>>28575334
some japs are just dark

>>28575335
No, some Japs spend time in the sun. Kuro is a nigger. It's literally her nickname. I guess the only way they could make it clear is they started calling her something ironic, like Snow white, like the Mexicans do to the darkest nigger Mexicans.

>>28575334
>>28575343
'Kuro' is actually Illya, the 'real' Illya from the fate timeline who is in the prillya world due to zelretch second magic shenanigans or whatever. She got a tan from using the archer (forma de EMIYA) class card.
They just keep deadnaming her because they are bigots.

>>28575343
Kuro is literally just the manifestation of Illya's sealed memories

>>28575357
Her sealed memories are that of a jigaboo maHOE shoujo. Emiya shouldn't have let that kraut nigger listen to her jibber-jabbing rap music while she was pregnant with the little albino niglet.

>>28575376
listen bro I just want to sniff her small loli pussy, and I wouldn't want to do that to some dirty nigger, which means she isn't a dirty nigger. simple as

>>28575381
No, anon. It means you're a niggerlover. It's okay. I am too, at least for this particular porch monkey, but you should really be more ashamed of this.

>>28575384
I think you rather have a weird complex you should be talking to your rabbi about anon, not an anonymous mongolian smoke signal forum.

>>28575384
anon just... give me this, please...

I'm gonna get a Dodge Challenger and cover it in weeb sticker and /o/ can't stop me

>>28573084
You should raise your standards.

I wish I was a Girl

>>28578345
So does your mom, anon. At least that way you'd have an excuse for being a failure.

>>28575343
>>28575350
You guys are both wrong. She's actually brown so that I can bleach her

>>28578362
bully me more daddy

>>28578345
You'll never be a girl but I can make you moan like one

>>28578562
wishing you were doesn't mean you don't accept that you're not and never will be
I take his statement to mean:
>I wish I lived life on easy mode

>>28575334
I hate you "people" so god damned much.

>>28578833
And I hate you niggers too.

>>28573878
BRUH
M
A
OBSESSED

>>28570708 (OP)
>But i'm not your br/a//h/

>>28577923
So did you get the Chally?

whatever happened to the sticker general?

>>28570708 (OP)
Thanks bra.

>>28577923
Why would anyone stop you
challys are fun cars
nobody hates on them in earnest (except for that rentastar faggot)

>>28582740
I think they're ugly nigger cars personally. Probably the worst American sports car.

>>28582748
Niggas drive them because they're cheap power. If you can't appreciate that then you can't call yourself an American.

>>28582759
If I can't appreciate nigger nigging I'm not American?
There's much cheaper power available.

>>28582765
Doubtful. You probably don't even have a V8, anon.

>>28582780
I had a corvette and sold it
I now have an awd 2l 4 banger that makes 300whp

>>28582781
Congratulations on your transition.

>>28582784
Thanks
I'm much happier now. The corvette was boring (but is a white man's car unlike the challenigger)

>>28582765
But I can work on it so easy and it has these little cup holders for my burr. And the diverse get them repoed so eventually it’ll be an all white car once again.

>>28583245
niggers will never stop nigger no matter what.

>>28583249
You really can’t do anything about it man but stay away from it, and that includes obsessing over what other people think.
An Italian designed it, the Germans engineered it’s suspension. The final years have German 8HP transmissions or the Mexican tremec, Michigan parts, Mexican engines and Canadian fit. It’s a chariot built by Rome 3.2 and I could not enjoy it enough.

>>28583245
Anon, get the Chally. The only faggots worried about the car being a white man's car are retards that aren't white to begin with and would be seen as anything but white in anything else. No one will mistake you for a nigger, anon.

>>28582740
except for that rentastar faggot
suck my fat fucking monster can dick nigger
v6 chally is and always will be best chally

Imagine spending your day doing an impression of a shitposter from over half a decade ago