Thread 28573974

Aren't you excited for the future?
ahahahahaha

Love how the first thing she mentions is the screen.

God save us

>>28573974 (OP)
Wish my car would do that so I could get to the Timing chain without the engine out desu

>>28573981
Now you know why they do it. WOMEN make big financial decision in 80% of households.

Mine actually rejected the touch screen controls and chose an older model. So proud

>>28573974 (OP)
It's like tits without nipples.

>>28573974 (OP)
Since manufacturers are all on about screens er'rywhere, just what exactly do they envision the use is being 6ft away and in the sun while bouncing down the road on a sport "suspension"?

>>28573974 (OP)
She's pretty hot. Does she ever show vagoo?

>>28573974 (OP)
She looks so uncomfortable driving it

>>28573974 (OP)
oof. only just reaffirms my stance on not buying anything newer than 2005 at most if it's purely not for A-B shitbox purposes
those doors though. imagine some dipshit opens the door to get out witbout looking then gets smacked right back inside when another car swipes the door

Imagine the maintenance costs.
Also no matter how good at wrenching a broken screen, a dead pixel, a burnt down CPU, a burnt-in OLED or even a dead battery are expensive as fuck to replace or repair. We've inherited all of /g/'s problems plus all our God fucking dammit

>>28574174
the technologically illiterate will come up with ANY excuse to not learn how technology actually works

> a dead pixel
cars have had gameboy-tier dot matrix or better info display screens since the late '80s
stop buying fucking bmws maybe

> a burnt down CPU
buddy what

>a burnt-in OLED
nobody uses oleds in automotive specifically because they don't put up with having static images like gauges on them

>even a dead battery are expensive as fuck to replace or repair.
again stop buying faggot bmws and other german shit that need their alternators reprogrammed every time you get a new battery

Engineering then:
>Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Engineering now:
>Okay but what if when you press a button the dashboard steering wheel and some body panels shift around like a shitty transformer?

I reject this and everything it represents.

>>28574219
You buy rentals

>>28574224
If you brought it, then it's not a rental.

annoying bumbass bitch

this is only lending credence to my theory that the engineers at Audi hate the company and are trying to run it into the ground with the most tacky undesirable products possible that still vaguely meet the mission brief of "high tech luxury"

Imagine a Dubai spec version where motorised restraints come out of the dash and hold the passengers mouth open so you can shit in it

>>28574061
>letting women decide anything
cuck

>>28574247
>I put a ring on the finger of a literal whore from a brothel, she was never a whore
You can't erase the past

>>28573981
Why are they so fucking DUMB?

>>28573974 (OP)
Hate that chick looks like a skinny tranny
Where's ssbbw car girls

>>28574324
I ain't paying 14.99 a month for heated seats nigger

>>28574328
it's a fundamentally retarded design

even normies understand supercars are for fun driving

self driving cars look like cuckpods to unitize space and comfort

>>28574328
some things will never change
its like /v/ talking about new games and /pol/ talking about black penises

>>28573974 (OP)
Now put a V10 in it and call it the Batmobile.

>>28573974 (OP)
you can tell it was made by a team of women because everything about it looks like theyre kitchen appliances
>no lsd
>6inch wide rear wheels
this is why hitler will return

>HOWS IT DRIVE HONEY
>tee hee it """"****feels****"""" great in here!!
its so fucking over

>>28574341
They're in my bed. My trugg bed

>>28574191
Retard.

>>28573974 (OP)
That's cool but you know what's cooler? My steering wheel working for the entire lifespan of the car because it's mechanically connected to the wheels in some manner.

>>28574376
Neither am I, based fucking Honda

>>28574667
Fellow flyoverville resident with a fat hog in the bed on the way to the square dance enjoyer?

>>28574102
Thanks to jews, engineers and designers and their managers and their marketers and their customers are mostly brown women and will take out a 40 year mortgage at 70% annual compounded, of course every 5 years when the car inevitably goes pop at 1 day and 10 miles over warranty. We, as always, end up paying the price.

>>28573974 (OP)
No, as a matter of fact I am not.