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Anonymous No.28574994 >>28574995 >>28574998 >>28575007 >>28575011 >>28575050 >>28575093 >>28575102 >>28575307 >>28575326 >>28575411 >>28575489 >>28575837 >>28576181 >>28576244 >>28579532 >>28580407
How Would You Fix This?
Is salt in the engine really that much of problem if you were to turn it on and run it? I thought sugar was the ultimate engine destroyer. What's the worst thing someone can pour in your engine or gasoline tank and how would you fix it if it was operated? Would you need a complete total replacement? How would you fix it if someone poured salt in your engine?
Anonymous No.28574995 >>28575374 >>28579538
>>28574994 (OP)
>How Would You Fix This?
by never dating. especially people with tattoos.
Anonymous No.28574998
>>28574994 (OP)
>How would you fix it if someone poured salt in your engine?
Empty the oil, flush the engine with diesel, refill with oil, and hope for the best.
Anonymous No.28575007
>>28574994 (OP)
>How would you fix this?
I could fix her.
Anonymous No.28575011 >>28575053
>>28574994 (OP)
by dicking her down
Anonymous No.28575022 >>28575048 >>28575339
It depends on where the stuff was added, if it was in the gas tank the salt might all just be stuck in the fuel filter. It'd take flushing the tank and replacing the filter.
I bet she rides a mean baloney pony. I see the crazy in her face, but am powerless against those milkers. Whew.
Anonymous No.28575048 >>28575399
>>28575022
Just how good are these filters? Will they stop most household things? If someone were to pour something in the tank, would one just need to replace the filter and have the gas tank flushed out?
Anonymous No.28575050 >>28583745
>>28574994 (OP)
That's just the Latino dating experience.
Anonymous No.28575053
>>28575011
My dude, a legitimately good dicking down is usually why they flip their shit when you try and leave.
Anonymous No.28575065
I guess the salt would just dissolve in the fuel and wont do too much but damn imagine the make up sex after a fight like that.
Anonymous No.28575083 >>28575102 >>28575317 >>28576033
>short women

You are basically inviting crazy into your life.
Anonymous No.28575093 >>28575539
>>28574994 (OP)
>'I was stressed out tehe pero'
women literally have no concept of a world that has anything of consequence in it
they just drift through life in a dreamlike haze where they can fuck around emoting at things without ever finding out and expecting everything will be worked out for them by the Big Other in the end
and there's always some male Longhouse dweller who comes along and does
10,000 years of simps have created the monster than is the female of human species today
Anonymous No.28575102 >>28575317 >>28575439
>>28574994 (OP)
>5'3" with shoes on
Never engage with a womanlet in the first place. 5'6" is the minimum height for a woman worth dating, the rest are literal goblins. Also their tits/ass are way smaller IRL than in photos, it's the female version of buff manlets. Anyway all you'd need would be a quick fluid flush and replacement filters, windshields, tire, and radio (on her dime of course).
>>28575083
This
Anonymous No.28575307
>>28574994 (OP)
It's nice that the police there include cup size in the mugshot. That's vital information.
Anonymous No.28575317 >>28575382 >>28577397 >>28584016
>>28575083
>>28575102
Why are small women so batshit insane? You'd think it'd make them less crazy.
Anonymous No.28575326 >>28579526
>>28574994 (OP)
I looked it up. That woman is 31 years old. It would be outrageous behavior even for a teenager, but at 31 this bitch should have the prosecutor pencil fuck her with as many felonies as he can possibly infer from the incident and damage reports.
Anonymous No.28575339 >>28575485
>>28575022
>baloney poney
Alright thats one I haven't heard before.
Anonymous No.28575341 >>28575348
>bitch ends up being a crazy psycho.

Reason #727373838 why I'm single.
Anonymous No.28575348 >>28575401
>>28575341
I bet I can guess what #1 is.
Anonymous No.28575374 >>28579517
>>28574995
i stopped dating americans a long time ago. find you a nice latina once you figure out how to filter the greencard hoes
Anonymous No.28575382
>>28575317
Mutational load, underclass ancestry, genetic echoes of demihuman goblinoid species our ancient ancestors (correctly) exterminated, sometimes a little of all the above.
Anonymous No.28575399
>>28575048
EFI fuel filters filter out anything larger than 10-25 microns depending on the specific filter. For reference, each speck of powdered sugar is 50 microns on average. Salt crystals don't dissolve in gas and is much larger than 25 microns on average so they'd just clog up the filter.
Water, on the other hand, would go straight through and possibly ruin your engine
Anonymous No.28575401
>>28575348
rude
Anonymous No.28575411
>>28574994 (OP)
tattoo

easy. no tattoos.
Anonymous No.28575439 >>28575505 >>28575889 >>28575988 >>28576042 >>28576111 >>28576348 >>28578924 >>28580653
>>28575102
that's why you get a low mileage volleyball gf set and forget no maintenance required for the rest of your life
Anonymous No.28575485
>>28575339
Anonymous No.28575489 >>28575815
>>28574994 (OP)
Into the oil refill?
Anonymous No.28575505
>>28575439
based bearers of middle blockers, offensive tackles, and basketball players. miatacucks literally couldn't handle them
Anonymous No.28575539
>>28575093
>and there's always some male Longhouse dweller who comes along and does
lol a few days ago i said it was a good thing to teach a woman basic car maintenance but this was apparently turning women into men lmfao. had to be shitposting
Anonymous No.28575815
>>28575489
yes
Anonymous No.28575837
>>28574994 (OP)
Why do I automatically get a bad feeling when I see a Latino with a tattoo?
Anonymous No.28575869 >>28575904 >>28575916 >>28575922 >>28575935 >>28579553
Anons, are most women mean or unreasonable?
I have never been on a date, and I don't think I'll ever have the courage to ask a girl out (mainly because I have no hobbies and nothing to talk about with other people)
Anonymous No.28575889
>>28575439
aaaaaayyylmao
Anonymous No.28575904
>>28575869
>are most women mean
Not all, but most are. Good women with an actual soul are becoming exceedingly rare, but they are out there.
>unreasonable
All women are unreasonable kek.
Anonymous No.28575916 >>28575968
>>28575869
Most American women are, the foreign women I've known were either straight up money hungry gold diggers (but gracious as long as there's a prospect of financial support) or very kind
Anonymous No.28575922
>>28575869
>mainly because I have no hobbies and nothing to talk about with other people
Neither do most women. They literally just sit around watching netflix or maybe reading godawful romance novels.
Anonymous No.28575935
>>28575869
Yes
Some fatties are awesome those are the ones I go for milfs and single tomboy bbws who are lonely and get looked over by most guys
Anonymous No.28575968
>>28575916
American women are spoiled brats.
Even gold digger foreigner will be happy with a roof over her head. I took the passport bro pill and it's been great. Never dating American can again, and if all goes well I won't have to date ever again period.
Anonymous No.28575983
I fucking love hot felon bitches
Anonymous No.28575988 >>28575994
>>28575439
As a 6β€˜8 guy I fucking hate tall women. Not as much as fat chicks but it’s close
Anonymous No.28575990
All the shitskins in this thread are hilariously insecure.
Anonymous No.28575994 >>28575998
>>28575988
Im 7'4" and agree, you must be 5'2" or shorter to ride this ride
Anonymous No.28575998 >>28576007
>>28575994
what do you drive?
Anonymous No.28576007
>>28575998
3rd gen ram srt10
Anonymous No.28576033
>>28575083
this. literally always short girls.
Anonymous No.28576042
>>28575439
>returning home to their 5'10 bf
Anonymous No.28576111 >>28576207
>>28575439
Ah yes exactly what I want for my sons, blown out knees and a worn out spine by 30, and for them to have a 2nd heart attack before I even turn 70.

I do not envy tall guys, honestly.
Anonymous No.28576181
>>28574994 (OP)
a brutal titfuck
Anonymous No.28576207 >>28579551
>>28576111
>bad knees/spine
factually untrue
>heart disease
short people are 50 percent more likely to get CAD
tall people are also less likely to have a stroke, get dementia, suffer hair loss, and cope about their height
the only downside is the inability to drive a new supra
Anonymous No.28576244
>>28574994 (OP)
>tattoos
>jew/poo nose
back to COO
Anonymous No.28576348 >>28578895
>>28575439
Who fucks women like this? Seriously. I've never seen a guy with a 6'3+ girl in my entire life.
Anonymous No.28577397
>>28575317
Estrogen
Anonymous No.28578895
>>28576348
Me. Kinda miss that WNBA femcel poon.
Anonymous No.28578924 >>28579287 >>28579289 >>28580392
>>28575439
5'7"-5'11" is the perfect height for a woman
>t. khhv 5'9" manlet
Anonymous No.28579287
>>28578924
5'0-5'4 and a bit chubby is perfect, nothing over 200lbs

5'10" king of manlets
Anonymous No.28579289
>>28578924
6'-6'3 is the perfect height for a woman
>t. 6'4 football player who dated volleyball girls in high school/college
Anonymous No.28579517 >>28579892
>>28575374
This is how sheltered some of you virgins are.
Latinas will burn your house down before shoving before shoving your phone on your face and demanding to know who's Jennifer, and why you've started talking to her recently.
Only to never apologize or repair any of the burn damage to your house after you explain that Jennifer is your new boss.
Latinas are the original bipolar disorder before we had a name for it.
Anonymous No.28579526
>>28575326
This is when dealers are useful. take the car to a dealership and have a quote. When they print out 30K in damages you file a police report for the damage, anything about 5K is usually a felony in most states, unless you like in some shithole
Anonymous No.28579532
>>28574994 (OP)
>tats
damn, so close to being a rescue project
Anonymous No.28579538 >>28579565
>>28574995
I would include, but not limited to
>single moms
>horse girls
>girls who have strong political opinions in either direction
>girls without fathers
>girls who have more than one pet
>girls who unironically call their pets furr furbabies or themselves dog/cat mom
>girls who went to college
>girls who live on their own but get a monthly allowance from their parents
>ex-lesbians
>girls with naked images on the internet
>girls with short hair
Anonymous No.28579551
>>28576207
tall people don't live as long. your blood has to travel further and your heart has to work harder.
Anonymous No.28579553 >>28580671
>>28575869
stop thinking cherrypicked ragebait webms represent 4 billion people. furthermore get off this site.
Anonymous No.28579565 >>28579715
>>28579538
Let's go down the list
>single moms
Agreed, it's not even that they're bad, it's a catch 22. Either the kid is more important than you are and you're the cuck, or she's not gonna care about her kid, and are you really gonna have a kid with a woman that's already dumping her kid in front of your eyes?
>horse girls
depends on how easily manipulated they are, Horse girls have money after all
>girls who have strong political opinions in either direction
It's not the politics per se, it's that they can never, never, never shut it off.
>girls without fathers
See horse girls above, just without the money advantage
>girls who have more than one pet
Depends on the pet. Dogs are good, so long as they're not these little shits under 10 lbs.
>girls who unironically call their pets furr furbabies or themselves dog/cat mom
Yes.
>girls who went to college
depends on the classes they took, anything with "studies" in the end and you're correct.
>girls who live on their own but get a monthly allowance from their parents
This is just the grown-up version of horse girls, so see the horse girl reply.
>ex-lesbians
No such thing
>girls with naked images on the internet
Yep.
>girls with short hair
Depends on the hair, if she has a bob haircut it's one thing, but if she looks like a man it's 100% correct.
Anonymous No.28579715 >>28580524
>>28579565
You are being too generous. Women are mental and the most important decision you can make is finding the least broken one possible.
Anonymous No.28579892 >>28580198
>>28579517
That's spoiled texmex shit, actually leave the fucking country and find yourself a village slampig
Anonymous No.28580198 >>28580205
>>28579892
Yeah, and what's gonna happen when you come back to the US loser? or what? You're gonna stay in peasant village Mexico, paying the cartels off to leave you alone while your lovely peasant latina wife is washing your clothes by the river?

She'll get some girlfriends and get to talking, and they'll turn her into one of their own. This happens regardless of nationality, it doesn't matter whether she's Mexican, Guatemalan, Honduran, Colombian, Venezuelan, Peruvian, Brazilian, Uruguayan, etc. it's the exact same playbook.

As to how I know? I'm a spic. I emigrated here ages ago and became a citizen because Latin America is dog shit. And I have seen this same movie over and over with friends, family, and acquaintances. All the men thinking they're gonna go back like sex tourists in the Philippines, they find their cute little demure wifey who cooks and cleans, they bring her back to the US, and 2 to 3 years later they're just standard issue latinas we find on the street here. Divorce after residency or citizenship or not, it happens to every single cunt they bring back here.
Anonymous No.28580205
>>28580198
>What's gonna happen when you come back to the US?
Why would you do such a thing? What is in this shit hole that you need to come back for?
Anonymous No.28580392 >>28580509 >>28580685
>>28578924
I'm 5'7" and currently banging a 5'8" girl. neither of us have our own place so we have to fuck in the back of her car, and her legs are so long it makes it very awkward most of the time. she can't ride me without putting her head basically at a right angle to her body with the roof of the car in the way.
Anonymous No.28580407
>>28574994 (OP)
I wanna hate but she's so fucking hot
I must avoid the temptation to goon
Anonymous No.28580509 >>28580518
>>28580392
does she ever cuddle with you from behind ?
im a khhv so i dont understand how this works but to me that sounds like the best part
Anonymous No.28580518
>>28580509
we don't fit longways in her backseat
we "cuddle" sitting side-by-side with her leaning on me
Anonymous No.28580524
>>28579715
Im gonna be real, I got with a girl with tattoos and daddy issues and I was able to white hat manipulate her into being an amazing wife.

You just can't be afraid to strong arm her early in the relationship otherwise she'll walk all over you.
Anonymous No.28580653 >>28585112
>>28575439
Sailor Moon proportions
Anonymous No.28580671 >>28580680
>>28579553
I am too far gone man, 26 yo khhv, and penis is shaped like an upwards banana, too embarassed to show it to anyone
Anonymous No.28580680 >>28584913
>>28580671
That shape is really good for pleasing women missionary, it rubs that sandpaper patch (g-spot) on their upper wall. I have a slight upward curve too. Good luck, after glorious college I've only had sex a few times and stopped trying (or caring) after 30. Get fit, take some risks, get rejected a lot, and get in there.
Anonymous No.28580685
>>28580392
>I'm 5'7" and currently banging a 5'8" girl. neither of us have our own place
And faggots here will swear no woman will look at you unless you're rich, tall and handsome. Though stop with the car stuff mate, just drive to the countryside, have a nice picnic and fuck in the grass where you can move. Hippie style.
Facist Jew No.28583745 >>28583749
>>28575050
Brother, it's Latina (spanish, don't hate on my with yo rapist homo thugg black ball)...

That ain't a dude (not that I can tell anyhow), if it was you end latin in an o like you used.

Peace
Anonymous No.28583749
>>28583745
No one cares pablito, youre still a latinx
Anonymous No.28584016 >>28584912
>>28575317
Being short sucks. Even women dont like being short. It makes you develop a complex, most women wish they were at least 5'5"
Anonymous No.28584912 >>28584997 >>28587538
>>28584016
women are born with complexes
Anonymous No.28584913 >>28587538
>>28580680
mine is perfectly straight
it's genuinely over isnt it
Anonymous No.28584997
>>28584912
well yeah but some have more than others
Anonymous No.28585112
>>28580653
cute spiders
Anonymous No.28585114
>/o/ - Auto
Anonymous No.28587538
>>28584913
>normal dick
Yeah its over, youll never be able to please a woman

>>28584912
What person isnt in this day and age