Thread 28577477

Let me guess, you need more?

>>28577477 (OP)
Unironically a 1994 lancer 1.6

>>28577477 (OP)
For me, it's the Explorer, because I need the interior room more than an open bed.
t. 2 door and 4 door.

Yes I do
More lights that is

>>28577477 (OP)
I actually have one.
'95 XLT, 4x4, 3.0 V6, 5spd extra cab short bed.
It "can" do about 75% of what I need. Although some of that is a little taxing on it.

yes

>>28577477 (OP)
I did an oil pan on this retard and it sucked ass
Had to take the oil pump apart and drop the gears out of it in order to physically get the pan out.
But at this point everything between the chassis and ground is new. I don't really want to sell it anymore because it just drives so nice
My alt car is a mk4 tdi that gets more than double the gas mileage while being faster and more comfortable.

>>28577477 (OP)
By 2030, Ford will be a wholly-owned subsidiary of BYD.

yeah i need to be a real man and tow a real boat to a real lake like real men did back in the last century. same thing with camping, i need to tow an rv to the woods with lots of motor toys in the back like the real men did with their families back in the last century, tents, rowboats and rangers are for homeless people. rangers dont even come with crewcabs

>>28577787
a homeless person would buy a van or wagon you dumb fuck

>>28577477 (OP)
I can understand wanting a little more. But modern pickups are retarded. You should require a special permit to drive that shit. Fuck off with your 15ft tall grocery getter that only ever hauled a couch 3 years ago

>>28577793
>16 yearold Tiffany took her driver's test in an F350 King Ranch crew cab dually longbed and the following day used it to haul a 35 foot horse trailer down the freeway at 75mph.
Seethe more, faggot.

>>28577797
in mexico they haul horses in the back of rangers going 50mph down the hwy.

>>28577797
Who are you quoting?

Meds.

>>28577808
And third worlders we are fucking retarded, congrats.

>>28577808
They also have to bribe cops and drive past mutilated corpses down there

>>28577477 (OP)
>let me guess, you think you have enough.

Please, the Rabbit btfo of you Ranger fags. You'll never be a real truck. And your projection about adequacy is embarrassing.

>>28577808
In India they haul goats in their laps on mopeds. I don't want to do that either. >>28577832
>Never be a real truck
>Rabbit
Wut?
>>28577477 (OP)
I honestly don't by a ranger today is like two tons and change. Literally no one sells an actual truck that isn't either full size or so pigfat you wonder why one wouldn't get a full size instead.

>>28577839
The Maverick is exactly what a modern small truck should be. Hybrid as standard with 38 mpg, crew cab, noticeably smaller than an F-150, 2k lbs towing or 4k towing with tow package, 1,500lbs payload.

It just werks.

>>28577862
This, but the 2.0 turbo. I'd rather have 250 hp and still get 30mpg.

anyone ever swap that hybrid motor or turbo 4cyl into a 2000's ranger that weighs like 1000lbs less. what would the mpg be on something like that?

>>28577862
>The Maverick is exactly what a modern small truck should be.
No, it's fine for what it is which is a small car with a bed. I understand the marketing rigamarole as to why they didn't keep the Courier nameplate on it, but it isn't a truck. It's not BOF nor is it RWD.

>>28577947
I talked to a guy who swapped a 454 into an S10. Claimed that he sold it because every time he came down from a wheelie the windshield broke. Didn't bother to ask about mpg and he didn't mention it because neither of us cared.

>>28577964
A truck doesn't need to be BoF or RWD. Especially a small truck. And the Maverick comes in AWD.

>>28577991
Cope harder. If you need a """real truck""" get an F-150 and quit crying.

>>28577477 (OP)
Yes.

I have a ranger

>>28577832
>"You'll never be a real truck"
>t. Old, unibody, 4cylinder, discontinued piece of germgroid shit
Are you high

>>28577477 (OP)
>flaresides
gay

>>28577817
third worlders are retarded becuase they can haul a horse without spending $120,000 on a truck and trailer combo?

>>28577862
mavrick doesnt have a 6ft bed

>>28577477 (OP)
Imagine the road noise and rattle.

>>28577477 (OP)
yes, but also no

>>28577797
>then she killed your wife and son because she was texting

>>28578113
Nobody cares.

>>28578130
Not allowed in America because Chicken Tax.

>>28578133
Well no, because my wife and kids are in a Yukon XL Denali. Instead of whatever faggot cuckbox you'd stick them in you fucking queer lmao

>>28577477 (OP)
I don't need more, but I don't know where to get one that isn't either way overpriced by some boomer who knows what he's got or has 300k miles and used by 3 different Mexican lawn care companies.

I would love it if they made them brand new with Bluetooth and an extra gear for highway driving.
And I know they make the Marick, but those are like low 30k range for a base model and the SLAT EV truck is dumb.

>>28577968
He'll YEAH brother!!!1@ thats what Im; talKing! About!!.!!1 real AMERICAN MUSCLE!!

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>>28577964
>but it isn't a truck. It's not BOF
Okay then it's a sedan utility

>>28577477 (OP)
I actually need less.

>>28577811
>he only associates green texts with quotes.
Welcome newfag.
Lurk more before posting again

>>28577862
>It just werks.
You know these have like 10 recalls out on them, right?

>>28577862
>The Maverick is exactly what a modern small truck should be.
>crew cab
oh so you're gay?

>>28578106
Make that number 1/10th and it makes a lot more sense to not be retarded. You’ve obviously never hauled livestock

>>28578463
Oh so you're forever alone?

>>28578146
Don't look on FB marketplace for (insert major dystopian mega city here), look at some town 2 hours away and go for a drive.
I paid $200 for my '95.
Had to cut down trees to get it out of the dudes "yard".
Dragged it onto a flatbed with 4 rotted tires.
Got it home, put a new battery and 5 bucks in gas in it and the damn thing fired and idled with 160k miles on the clock.
Thank God the windows where up while it was hibernating.
After a very loving series of correspondence with rockauto.com im about $1,400 in and its a badass little truck.
And yes, its entered the realm of I Know What I Got and I could probably flip it for $9k.

>>28577862
>>28577975
If its not BoF its not a truck. That is a basic requirement of being a truck. Mavericks are made for suburbanites who want to put carry 2 flower pots home from Lowes without getting their seats dirty. No potential truck buyer is interested in that thing.

>>28577477 (OP)
yes

>>28578143
>Chicken Tax.
literally 1984
maloo all over america instead of ugly pickup trucks

>>28579093
>Mavericks are made for suburbanites who want to put carry 2 flower pots home from Lowes without getting their seats dirty.
That's most truck buyers howeverbeit. Which is why the Maverick is the greatest truck of all time.

>>28579142
Dumb law, but we're still stuck with it, especially now with the current administration slapping tariffs on literally everything.