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Anonymous No.28579485 >>28579489 >>28579492 >>28579514 >>28579534 >>28581514 >>28583759
How do I stop my car from doing this?
Anonymous No.28579489 >>28579583
>>28579485 (OP)
Get an older car. 07 latest but preferably pre OBD2.
Anonymous No.28579492 >>28581516
>>28579485 (OP)
set it to send the word 'NIGGER'. When it does, take a screenshot and report it to your favorite national news outlet. They can then produce an AI-generated news article about Nissan USA being racist, which will result in an apology and deactivation of this "service"
Anonymous No.28579510
>willingly buying a car with a data connection
>willingly using said car's data connection
it's fucking over
Anonymous No.28579514 >>28579541 >>28581518
>>28579485 (OP)
You don't connect your phone to your car.
But nooo, you just HAD to use your spotify on the car so you can listen to your wannabee rapper who cannot even stand up to a white rapper like the geriatric baby that is Eminen, you could have just done that over your phone's speakers, but nooo.
Anonymous No.28579534
>>28579485 (OP)
what in the unholy jesus is this feature, and did you pay extra to have it fitted?
Anonymous No.28579541
>>28579514
>mfw using shitify on a stereo jack cassette adapter in anno domini current year plus 10
Anonymous No.28579583 >>28579624
>>28579489
>07 latest but preferably pre OBD2.
My '10 can't connect to phones other than through an AUX jack, which is what I use. The only thing cucked about it is the throttle-by-wire.
Every day I like my car more and more - People see a phone "app" for their car and they don't realize it [usually] means the car company can sell data harvested from your phone to advertisers and insurers.
Anonymous No.28579612
I don't get it.
I have two BMWs where my phones are always connected via bluetooth and there's full wireless phone functionality at all times.

What is this retarded shit?
Anonymous No.28579624
>>28579583
That's why I say 07. The slow creep of bumper sensors and electronic nanny bloat started in 08.
Anonymous No.28581514
>>28579485 (OP)
Don't connect your phone to your car
Anonymous No.28581516
>>28579492
This is unironically the best option.
Anonymous No.28581518 >>28581526
>>28579514
But Eminem is the only good rapper...
Even if you don't like him or his music, at least you can comprehend his lyrics.
Anonymous No.28581526
>>28581518
>believing that there are any good rappers
Anonymous No.28583759
>>28579485 (OP)
cute dog anon