Thread 28583626

let me guess, you need more?

>>28583626 (OP)
This car isn't boring, it's actively hostile to anyone with taste.

>>28583631
hence why it's great.

I... I would rather just walk to be honest

>>28583641
I think you're overlooking the amount of cargo space this vehicle offers.

>>28583626 (OP)
honestly I best it would be a fucking riot to own.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yswpG4GuDXI

say it with me, it's more fun to drive a slow car fast than a fast car slow

>>28583648
precisely, this man gets it.
women love a man with confidence, and nothing says 'confident' like driving a suzuki spacia unironically.

>>28583648
>it's more fun to drive a slow car fast than a fast car slow
Having tried both, I'd rather have the fast car and go slow, and then go fast whenever I want. I've had too many instances where I want more power but the slow car just can't give me what I want.

>>28583626 (OP)
Never have I seen a more applicable use case of the term shitBOX

>>28583928
I have both currently and think you're a fag.

>>28583928
>fast
>slow
I dont give a shit desu
How does it look? How does it sound?
This thing is butt ugly and has some 113 hp 3 cylinder
No thanks, into the crusher it goes

>>28583631
This car looks like a kia soul if it got its face smashed in. Its like they changed a scion xB to the point that it became a wheezing drooling inbred mess like a french bulldog or a pug, it looks wrong

>>28583965
shut up retard

>>28583626 (OP)
Yes, I need something inspired by nature that is not a compromise to merely fit into a small cuck corner within a subhuman world and not allowed to even breathe properly. With that in mind, there are great boring cars, this soulless cardboard box is not one.

People assume things about pickup "truck" drivers that are often correct, like them being obtuse and out of touch. But you just know the average driver of one of these is a bugman merely daring to exist instead of actually living and brushing elbows with others for their place in the world.

Also, imagine engine maintenance on this squished thing. LMAO couldn't be me putting up with that.

>>28583626 (OP)
pretty kino