Thread 28584050

>"PUT THE FUCKING CAR IN PARK!"
How do you pop it out of gear and rip the E without getting shot to death?

>>28584050 (OP)
by not being black.

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I
Want
My
Lawyer

Sir this is a manual, there's no park

>>28584050 (OP)
Just install a rollbar with some plate steel welded to it and it shouldn't be a problem.

>>28584080
*grabs shifter*
GUN!

>>28584050 (OP)
I straight up had to yell at a cop that the car was manual and that I was essentially parked. They then told me to turn off the car.

>>28584050 (OP)
By living in the first world.

>>28584050 (OP)
>How do you pop it out of gear and rip the E without getting shot to death?
I'm white, which means:

I already put the car in neutral, pulled the parking brake, shut off the car, have my license and registration ready, and have my hands where the officer can see them.

it is within my legal right to scream niggerlover at the top of my lungs at a police officer at the point that he escalates this stop into an arrest.

>>28584050 (OP)
>"can i get your name and badge number"
>*gets shot*

>>28584133
The funny thing is you know none flof these fags even know what to do with a name and badge number

>>28584135
what is there to do, they don't even get fired if they falsely imprison you or shoot you in most cases.
the very best way to handle police is not be involved with them ever.

>>28584135
Asking a cop his name and badge number is like asking a nigger to freeze. You do it because they will chimp out and will make you look good in court.

>>28584142
yeah but the difference is this piece of shit has 0 chance of facing reprocussions for his actions and you're provoking him, if anything your best case is having a ticket disolved because he beat you with a nightstick.

>>28584104
>turn off car
>put it in first
>"PUT IT BACK IN PARK"
>"um akshully officer it's a secondary measure so the -ACK!!"
>"GUN!! *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*"
>car rolls backwards into a lake

>drive it through the fence over there
>my car is now in the park