Thread 28584115

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>>28584115 (OP)
Stop trying to ruin the board, Fletcher.

>>28584115 (OP)
>open diff? So I just….spin my wheels?

>>28584115 (OP)
>pedo
Zoom zoom

>>28584115 (OP)
normal people can see a picture of two little girls without immediately jumping to pedophilia btw

something you notice when you watch shows and movies from the 80s and even 90s is how normal it used to be to talk to little kids you didn't know, can't do that nowadays without immediately getting allegations or weird looks. there's an episode of arthur where the rabbit kid hangs out with the janitor and they go around places (also where the janny meme comes from), that used to be completely normal too and nobody would bat an eye about running errands with the neighbor or something.

>>28585419
america is a cursed country

>>28585419
i saw a youtube video where a teacher was playing fortnite with their like 1st grade student after school and people said that was inappropriate ... like wtf ?

>>28585481
its not the car, its the road i drive on

>>28585522
works on my a110 + shitty roads

>>28585050
if you sold a porch with a lsd the influencers would die in a fiery crash like paul wanker and give porsche a bad reputation again.

That'd be great, except
>used pre-996 Porsches are unobtanium
>nu-Porsches are worthless without options
>GT42069s are sekrit klubs unless a klub member recommends you
>Turbo? lol
>Carrera S? lmao even

>>28585154
If they're younger than 27 then you're a pedo, but only if you're white, and not gay

>>28585050
In a rear engine car an open diff keeps you from dying instantly

>>28585553
>worthless without options
stop being poor

>>28585050
>>28585481
explain

>>28585570
I refuse to beleive porch has been building RRs for 100 years and has no idea how to make a competetive stable car with an aggressive limited slip or spool.

>>28585589
>70% of weight is on the back axle
>put huge tires on the back so the car will perform
>"tee hee lets put an LSD on that rear axle, the axle with the huge tires and 70% of the weight"
>car understeers forever, until something dramatic enough happens to slip the giant rear tires, then the car goes spinning instantly
>"ok now lets try a spool"

>dumb faggot who has no clue about automobile dynamics copes hardcore about RR

they don't include an LSD by default because it's an extra maintenance item
they can have much longer service intervals without it and most customers will never notice the difference in handling

>>28584115 (OP)

Anon if that pic makes you think about banging kids then I think that's more an issue with you than with Porsche.

>>28585581
Guy hasn't driven a 911 and never will

>>28585419
>normal people can see a picture of two little girls without immediately jumping to pedophilia btw

It really is a self report. This ad is clearly targeted at woman and female sense of humor.

>>28585599
dude theyre germans they'll figure it out

>>28585050
>wheels
wheel* you fucking idiot

>>28585649
What a faggy comic.

>>28585419
>you used to be able to get away with being a pedophile way easier before

>>28586108
There didn't used to be a sex offender registry. It was way easier to be a pedophile back in the day. Not that I'd know or anything.

>ITT porschepedo unironically defends the open diff in his 'performance' car
zenith levels of cope and mechanical illiteracy

>>28586218
I haven't defended anything because an e-LSD isn't open diff, dipshit.

>>28585615
a gear type diff is zero maintenance

>>28586218
Sad state of affairs

>>28586344
The Porsche locking diffs fail often

>>28586218
I crave a cohiba

>>28586218
Lsd isn't really that important, Porsches are trash though

>>28586402
without an lsd it is literally just a volkswagen beetle

>>28586421
Really now?

>>28585565
Go back, redditroon

I see that you have been raped by Porsche daily brown son. Best remember that. As salamu alaikum Muhammad

>>28586421
This one got graped in the mouth by Porsche

>>28586484
ok herbie lmao

>>28586488
Sorry I don't own common traffic like you, saar.

>>28585936
They're German. They've already tried putting fat tires on it and they're all out of ideas.

>>28586497
>base model nonturbo secretary 911
>not common traffic

>>28586218
>Driver gloves
Cringe

>>28584115 (OP)
>Brown gremlins.
Must be Europe

>>28586453
>porschefag
>immediately starts posting in suicide bomber gibberish
Pottery

>>28586502
Wrong on all counts, fucking incredible really

>>28586513
He's just speaking the language of your people, Mehmet.

>>28586518
>i said words!!!!11111

cope herbie

>>28586513
What are you yapping about now you brown dog? You get RBP daily son best remember that.

>>28585419
The way they are dressed is obviously a bit weird. These girls are dressed like college girls in damn belly shirts.

>uncensored tummy pics
UOOOOHOOHHHHH!

>>28585419
We used to be a white country, is what you're saying

>>28586586
>I LIED THROUGH MY COCKHOLSTER
Ebin

Seethe and die mad, Porschelet

>>28586944
Ready for your raping, brown son?

>>28586946
>teleports behind you
>drops your tighty whities
>goes in dry with high mpgs (moans per gallon of semen)

>>28585581
He doesn't know what a differential is lmao.

>>28586966
Who is "he"?

>>28586950
Who are you quoting, incel?

>>28586997
Myself, and what a way to let the mask slip and let everyone know that your dick is bone dry.

TTT

>>28587024
Did you really think you cooked with that one you retarded faggot?

>>28589849
This isn't /ck/ rentoid, you need to drop the guttural kitchen nigger noises

>>28589898
you are communicating in text, retard

>>28589898
What the brown dog yappin about? How does it feel to get raped by me daily brown son? Best remember that.

>>28589905
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL AUTISM, VOLUME 69
>>28589952
Where's my raped brown son's Porsche? Surely this nigger isn't a Porschelet?

>>28589971
I’ll reiterate. How does it feel to get raped by me daily brown son? I’ve got a new name for you: THE RAPED

>>28590006
>iphone download filename
Oof

Are we getting a timestamp and a hand on that Porch?

Raped brown sons NEVER put out willingly

FAT NIGGER FAT NIGGER FAT NIGGER

>>28590024
>>28590040
Fucking kek. How desperate can you be, you pathetic faggot loser? Do you have a humiliation fetish or something?

nothing cringier than a porsche thread. truly the new bmw.

>>28590044
Downloading more shit from reddit, rentoid?

Where's your hand? Where's your dad?

>>28590051
Can you link the post? Or are you just coping after getting utterly raped by me yet again, brown son?

>>28590049
Its owners are obese boomers, too. Look at this shit!
>>28590040

>>28590058
I don't use reddit you massive faggot, how about you suck start a shotgun, rentoid?

>>28590062
two incels arguing over their 10 year old base models. the absolute state.

>>28590064
I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone get raped this hard. Nice base model brown son. When will you join the adults at the table? Get your money up and you can do it one day!

>you don’t own a Porsche!
>ok you do but you can’t prove it!
>ok you can but you rent!
YOU ARE HERE
>ok you don’t but you’re fat!
THE RAPED is getting desperate.

>>28590044
>Not getting colored plastic to match the color of the car

>>28590067
>>28590072
>>28590079
Imagine thinking an S RWD, which is 4 trims up the totem pole, is a base 911. Imagine thinking even a base 911 doesn't rape your tin can gook shitbox.
>>28590085
He doesn't even own the car, dipshit. Test driving/turo renting/stealing a pic from another site doesn't count.

>>28590106
Classic raped cope. Couldn’t afford a GTS? Gonna cry, brown son?

>>28590122
Where's the title? Surely you're not a poorfag financing the thing?
>Couldn’t afford a GTS?
The GTS I test drove was 1 year newer and $3,000 more than the S I bought. D-Do you seriously think I couldn't afford 3 fuckin' grand?

Lmao dipshit

>>28590131
How many times are you going to move the goal posts before you admit that you were utterly and irredeemably raped by me brown son? You gonna cry?

>>28590006
>IMG_4474

>>28590044
>IMG_5125

>>28590122
>IMG_4689

Ain't looking good, chief. Let me guess, you're stuck at your boring office job and can't take pics right now?

I can't even imagine being a wagie

>>28590138
Does it bother you knowing your shitbox base model is a rounding error in my brokerage account?

>>28590137
You don't own the car and you won't post your hand or bread on the car. What exactly did you prove? That you can steal pictures off the internet?

>>28590141
You're stuck at your McJob and I'm at home. We are not the same, Mandeep.

The RAPED really thought he could big dog with a 10 year old base model LMFAOOOOO

>>28590151
Nigga I could own a Ford Pinto, my white skin already makes me a God compared to your Dalit dog ass. Keep yapping boy. Raped by PorschePedo. Best remember that brown dog.

>>28590157
Who are you trying to convince? I just raped you and your decade old base model in front of the whole board.

>>28590165
By not posting the title, your hand, or bread on the car?

LMAOOOO

Keep seething rentoid jeet who flexes on finance. THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON!

>>28590193
What the brown dog yappin about? Aren’t you tired of getting raped by me daily brown son?