Thread 28584681

I just won't do it

Good.

Seatbelts are beautiful, Darwin would've loved them.

>>28584681 (OP)
Can I reserve your kidney now?

>>28584704
>EVERYONE GETS INTO LIFE THREATENING CAR ACCIDENTS EVERY DAY!!!!!!!
>IF IT WEREN'T FOR SEATBELTS EVERYONE WOULD BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>28584681 (OP)
I understand your position. You are suicidally depressed but you don't want to outright off yourself, because this would leave your loved ones - which are your parents - in a permanent state of sadness and hopelessness. So, instead, you tip the scales juuust a little bit so you have an excellent chance of death in a 20 mph car crash. Of course, you could start paragliding or mountaineering or ski touring, all activities that would probably increase your chance of "accidental" death, given enough intensity, but that would involve working out for quite a lot of time. And you are an American. So you do what feels natural and comfortable.

>>28584770
I'm very happy and satisfied with life and I'm still not wearing one.

>>28584773
Either I am wrong or you are lying. I'm gonna go with you being the liar and I stand by my initial statement.

>>28584775
Doubling down on your retarded statement. Bold move.

I don't see a problem with other people not wearing seatbelts.

Let me guess. You weigh 400lbs and are too fat to comfortably put on your seat belt.

>>28584795
What are you going to do, write me a ticket officer? lmao

>>28584770
>>28584775
>EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T WEAR A SEATBELT DIES INSTANTLY!!!!!!!!!
>IF YOU DON'T WEAR ONE IT MUST BE BECAUASE YOU'RE SUICIDAL!!!!!!

>>28584681 (OP)
i've seen too many youtube videos of innocent parties not wearing their seatbelt and getting ejected from the vehicle off of an overpass and landing on the street below being pronounced dead on scene (their brains are splattered on the pavement)

if i ever know someone that dies not wearing their seatbelt i will personally go to their funeral and call them an idiot in front of their families

>>28584803
>EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T WEAR A SEATBELT DIES INSTANTLY!!!!!!!!!
I didn't say this, hothead.
>IF YOU DON'T WEAR ONE IT MUST BE BECAUASE YOU'RE SUICIDAL!!!!!!
Other way round, hothead. If you are clinically suicidal, then not wearing seatbelt is a great way to establish plausible deniability.
My suggestions are twofold:
1. Learn to obey the one-way arrow that is the implication.
2. Go back to X, formerly Twitter. They like hotheads. You seem out of place and out of depth here.

>>28584778
That would mean my initial statement, which stands unchallenged, was retarded to begin with. In reality, it is just a practical case of Occam's Razor.
And even if the statement would be retarded, which it isn't, doubling down on retardation would hardly be a bold move, especially not given OPs post.
My suggestion for you is to start thinking before you reply?

>>28584808
Again, as stated elsewhere: Those people likely meant to die, while establishing plausible deniability of their suicide in front of their families. Idiocy in this case is extremely unlikely: These cases are very likely premeditated suicide.

>>28584791
One could argue that their suicidal depression, which highly likely caused their decision to not wear a seatbelt, is a societal problem.

>>28584715
>>28584803
Why people here believe wearing a fucking seatbelt is a s()y thing?

>>28584827
Lack of manhood-associated traits prompts the lesser among us to recontextualize extreme retardation as manliness.

>>28584681 (OP)
humiliation ritual

>>28584801
No, you'd try and eat that too

>>28584827
Little bit of edgelords trying to bait poorly, little bit of aimless ego controlled robots that need *SOMETHING* to feel smug about. And a little bit of retards who don't think past not eating breakfast.
Same as the drinking and driving stuff and many other things

>>28585006
Do you always do whatever the government tells you like a little baby?

Wow that guy in this thread trying to defend seatbelts is so autistic and unlikable he makes OP look good in comparison
Imagine being such a social fuck up even people who agree with you can't support you

>>28584681 (OP)
this 'bad boy' rebellious nature is why you get all the pussy
rock on space cadet

>>28584795
It's literally always that. I used to think it was just retarded contrarianism, but that's actually the cope. if you don't wear a seatbelt, it's always because you're a fat piece of shit.

>>28584715
Despite only being 10% of the population, people who don't wear their seatbelts account for 50% of car accident deaths.

Carfags
>brag about not wearing submissive gay bondage
Train Chads
>What is a seat belt?

>>28585031
The government says the sky is blue and you need air to live.
Are you going to kill yourself because government said that?

>>28585261
>The government says the sky is blue and you need air to live.
Well, thanks to the new administration, they might soon change their tune.

>>28584681 (OP)
If you want to die on the road just buy a motorcycle o algo asi

Did you know that you can improve the quality of any board by deleting frogposts?

>>28584822
>Other way round
>*goes on to reinforce that it is exactly that way around*

Hello retard.
You have deduced that OP *MUST* be suicidal if he doesn't want to wear a seatbelt.

>>28584827
getting angry at people who don't wear seatbelts and telling them they're going to die absolutely is onions

>>28584827
Why ESL speakers can't write properly in English?

My long-dead grandfather (rip 1998) cut the seatbelts out of the driver seat of his Buick so he didn't have to wear them.

>>28584681 (OP)
you would do anything for love
but you won't doooo thaaaaaaaat

>>28584681 (OP)
wat happens if you go crash boom??
u could get big owie

>>28585265
>Le orange man bad
I see, you were never honest to begin with

>>28585579
Retard destroying a classic car for no reason

>>28585537
>You: If no seatbelt, then suicidal
>Me: If suicidal, then no seatbelt
>You: THIS IS THE SAME
IQ 60.

>>28584795
If that's why, then he's lying, I used to weigh 500 pounds and I currently weigh 430-something pounds and I've never been in a vehicle that I couldn't put my seat belt on in.
The trick is running the seat belt underneath your gut, then it fits just fine. Is it extra tight in certain vehicles? Sure, but I've always managed to get it on.

https://www.cbsnews.com/colorado/news/colorado-state-patrol-investigating-fatal-rollover-crash-i-70/
What if you died like a complete fucking retard though

>>28586159
This includes a few miatas btw, seatbelts have TONS of slack in them, seriously.
Now I do know someone who weighs upwards of 550 and he does need seatbelt extenders in order to wear them but that's still better than breaking your nose on the dashboard or getting thrown out the window and crushed by your own car if someone hits you.
I have two cars without airbags, I make sure I'm always wearing that seat belt because it's the only safety device I have, lol
Drives me mad when passengers don't want to wear them, if we get T-boned I do not want to get squashed between you and my door, get your ass in that seatbelt!

>>28585521
Still better than /b/ pedoposting

>>28584827
Safety culture is for faggots

>>28586155
You:
>if OP no seatbelt, then OP suicidal
You:
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SAID:
>if no seatbelt, then suicidal

Congrats you are literally (LITERALLY) retarded

>>28584681 (OP)
Same. I love motorcycles so much it hurts.

>>28584681 (OP)
I don't give a shit if bikers don't want to wear helmets, if you want to splatter your brains on the road, that's up to your retarded self. Not wearing a seatbelt is nigger behavior though. Having someone crash onto me head on is already bad enough, I don't need you launching through the windshield onto me because you think you're too cool for seatbelts

>>28584681 (OP)
I wish there were more people like you anon.
I would have way less problems if people stopped wearing seatbelts.

>>28586367
>IF YOU DON'T WEAR A SEATBELT WE'RE GOING TO CRASH INTO EACH OTHER AND YOU'RE GOING TO LAUNCH OUT OF YOUR WINDSCREEN AND THROUGH MY WINDSCREEN AND HIT ME!!!!!!

if you put your seatbelt on as the car is already moving its c00ler

>>28586387
Yes you retarded gorilla nigger. Or better yet, skip the extra steps and kill yourself right now

>>28585822
I dunno if it was a classic car I think it was like maybe a late 80s early 90s model - I can't remember if it was a Riviera or Le Sabre - I think the latter - it was pretty big - I remember it had a front bench seat and sometimes I sat in the front center seat

people not wearing seatbelts keeps insurance premiums down a little -- no need to repair a car owned by a dead man. i think more people should not wear seatbelts.

>>28586412
least paranoid seatbelt cuck

>>28586413
Everything from the 90s is old enough to qualify as a classic car

Seatbelts are actually useful and it takes one second to put it on. It's not even uncomfortable.
Airbags on the other hand - totally useless cuckshit

>>28586279
>starts posting le heckin epic reddit laughing girls meme with more of the incoherent rambling.
You are panicking. You are literally shitting yourself in panic. Please stop degrading yourself to this state, it is disgusting to watch.

>>28586763
>doesn't even attempt to make his retarded argument anymore
COOKED

>>28586824
Why should I argue with you? I already won.

>>28586829
-t.

>>28586838
>3rd tired meme in a row
>guaranteed reply
If you are not seething, you should get an Oscar for acting as if you were.
You will reply to this post, I won't reply to your reply.

>>28586849
>the old "you replying to me so you're seething" reply
Always a sure sign of a man with no argument

I don't wear mine on the quiet mountain road that goes from my house to town. Only put it on once I'm on the highway, especially i-25 and i-70

>>28587198
based roundabout chads