Thread 28585187

Some low test individuals may be too insecure to openly drive an xDrive Ultimate Driving Machine (UDM).
Not me though. It’s the pinnacle of automotive technology.

The ultimate yawn machine.

>>28585187 (OP)
If you want a boring flappy paddle and soccer mom car, why spend that kind of money or put up with krautshit maintenance?

>>28585193
>mfw the car doesnt let me row my own gears

>>28585193
because there’s no substitute. I can tell you have never piloted a BMW.
Plus, name a cheaper to maintain supercar. Yes, it’s a supercar.

>>28585206
1988 honda civic

This plastic disposable leasebait turkroach shitbox gets utterly and I do mean utterly raped by Porsche daily brown son. Best remember that. As salamu alaikum Muhammad

>>28585275
Arent Porsches known for plastic or nah?

>>28585206
NSX

>>28585206
>Plus, name a cheaper to maintain supercar. Yes, it’s a supercar.
Any 911, especially the new ones you can tune to the moon. And yes, the initial cost might be more, but the benefits will be clear once it's exactly one mile or day out of warranty, where the 911 will keep trucking along, but the BMW will give you headache after headache.

>>28585497
>rear engine
>cheap maintenance
LOL

>>28585498
Too much of a wrenchlet to drop the ass of the car, Muhammed? You've just been raped... raped by Porsche.

>>28585499
I’m a driver, not a peon

>>28585193
Manual transmission is obsolete tech at this point. Only poorfag cars come in manual anymore.

>>28585494
USG

>>28585187 (OP)
Only blacks drive them

>>28585518
the Chally/Chargy thread is down the hall to the left

>>28585512
shit taste

>>28585193
transmissions that have been developed are both faster and more fuel efficient than stick shifts now, so every performance maker that wants performance is going to use them
there is no other rationally justifiable place for manuals in a car anymore except as a luxury option

>>28585187 (OP)
Drove an identical one of these last month. Engine is smooth and godly but the steering feels broken and tranny doesn't fit the character of the car. E92 was peak and nothing can top it

>>28585505
You simp for a single mom with a half black kid?

>>28586183
e92 m3 being gapped by a zoomer who picked a clapped out 335i for 5k KEK

>>28586184
I simp for money

>>28585187 (OP)
What made bmw a good car was the rear wheel drive and nice 50-50 weight distribution. All bimmers made after e39 and e46 suck dick including the xdrives
>>28585511
Imagine seething and coping because you don't know how to press a clutch and move a shifter kek you probably pay for oil changes too

>>28585187 (OP)
Xdrive on an M car is lease bait and legit bad. It cooks the front tires and then you understeer. Shameful of BMW to add on top of the pogoing rear suspension. These modern M cars are legit bad at being M cars.

Good at getting approval from the wife for the guy to lease one. Bad at going fast on a track.

If I see the xdrive badge, I automatically know you're gay and not a real driver

>>28586669
Why would I care about the opinion of a poor brown bus rider?

>>28586718
but sire, you literally drive the aspirational vehicle of all brownskinned bus riders
>one day I will be owning the bmw with the tiptronic shifting saar

>>28585602
>erm akshullu it shifts .524256 niptoseconds faster and is super smooth thanks to the patented krauttech solenoids blah blah blah
NIGGER if I can't kick the clutch and make the car skid out, I don't care. Not everyone wants their car to be a fagged out padded out computerized aids riddled babby chariot

I keep hearing talk about xDrive like it's a badge of shame, noone ever seems to know where this idea came from though

>>28586776
From the age old axiom that if a car is offered in manual and you take the automatic - you are gay

>>28586771
Say what you want, it is what it is.

>>28586777
Xdrive is just awd THOUGH. They have xdrive manuals.

>>28586781
Then you're gay for not driving RWD. AWD and computer nannies and modern nubmw is G A Y . If you NEED awd buy a car with real full time awd like an evo or wrx not some gay e-awd shite

>>28586783
poorfag cope

>>28586822
>if you dont get this gay option that ruins your car you're poor
Still not a real driver jeethammed

>>28586783
so basically you didn't actually know what it was and were just parroting some impression you sensed, spinning up some post-hoc rationalizations after the fact now to not change course
man normies are so subhuman

>>28586841
>RWD with AWD on demand ruins your car

>>28586295
Why the beef with the E90/E92?

>>28586882
cost cut plastic trash

>>28586877
It's gay therefore it ruins it yes

>>28586889
>turning your UDM into an URM (Ultimate Rallying Machine) with the press of a button is considered gay

>>28586888
so are the E46 and E36 though

>>28586918
I don't disagree

>>28586925
So, unless you are not the original person I replied to, why disliked the E9X(and the E6X, to mention) but not the previous models?
For me it's still in the"real BMW" category because
>RWD
>Hydraulic steering
>Manual is an option
>NA engines, coming in variable displacements to serve the strict laws in Europe
>No overuse of screens
>Manual handbrake

>>28586896
Sounds pretty gay dude.

>>28586977
I am not the original person you replied to, correct

>>28586777
Except BMW manuals are terrible. They always have been and americans demanding >muh manual in BMWs are looked upon with confusion by the rest of the world, who are well acquainted with how terrible BMW manuals are

>>28586766
>BMW uses ancient Porsche slushboxes
Nigger what

>>28586781
You've been doxxed THOUGH

>>28587034
I live in new jersey thoughey

>>28587011
they're not that bad

>>28585203
>>28585206
>>2858551

Street shitter ‘jeet detected.
Must be the same guy with whitophobic comments on another thread.

Let’s be honest - you don’t even have an M3. You drive a 299/mo lease Tesla at best.


Jeet wealth scale:
Poor - Corolla, Camry, Accord
Rich enough to pay Costco membership - Model 3 or Y, Vinfast
Rich enough to have real furniture at home - Land Rover or some stupid german suv with all the appearance packages and none of the performance packages.

>>28587264
You forgot Lexus 'Jeets love Lexus (unfortunately, my neighbors taught me that).

>>28585187 (OP)
Why would I ever get one of these compromised chink/arab mobiles over a truck and a fun weekend/track toy?

>>28586882
Not just them, Fs and Gs are overpriced non bmw shit too. E60 and 90 just look too plain and sterile, if at least they attempted to make them uglier they'd be better unironically.
>>28586918
Yeah but their plastic is tough as fuck and both cars are still "analog" and designed like bmws, they're better to drive and you don't need a computer lab to diagnose and fix shit on them.
Also muh M54 and yeah it kicks ass