Thread 28587991

The ultimate middle class-upper middle class mix between power, comfort and utility. No weak points. Just perfection. The thinking young adults car. Legend has it driving 100k miles without an accident gives you a10 eyes and adds 5 inches to your height

>>28587991 (OP)
Not real Quattro

Why is there no manual option?

>>28587995
Haldex bad ooga booga

Akshully the best audi is the rsq8

>>28588035
Why did you put sq in the middle of r8?

>>28587991 (OP)
>no manual
>uninspired chinese styling
>vw quality interior
>maintenance is a fortune

>>28588159
>no manual
Driving a manual isnt a personality
>chinese styling
Objectively looks good and the extra screen isnt a must luckily
>vw quality interior
True
>maintenance is a fortune
Broke ass

you're brown

>>28588170
Im white tho

Nice jetta

>>28587991 (OP)
Rims too large for comfort (used to hide atrocious body proportions). Too small of a car for both comfort and utility, too. It's not worthy of even being parked near the old Audis. Overly plastic garbage. We can keep poking but that's a waste of time to bother.

>>28587991 (OP)
I love it how you fags have yet to realize Audi is the black people's car now. It used to be BMWs cause drug dealers and rappers going on and on about "bemers", they've moved on to Audis now.

Feel free to swing by the local KFC picking up your complimentary bucket of fried chicken. Also don't forget to redeem your vouchers for a free 40 at the seediest liquor store in town.

>>28588328
t. Blacked subscriber

Where manual?

>>28588166
>Driving a manual isnt a personality
I'm a Euro. For me it's not a personality, it's a habit.
>Objectively looks good
A bit too flashy. If I bought an Audi, I would like it to look rather modest. It's not a Lambo.

>>28587991 (OP)
Audi's quality has really tanked hard in the last 10-15 years. I would only buy a new Audi if it was my absolute last resort.

>>28588434
Yeah i was a dick for that response, sorry
>>28588438
Still better than mercedes at least.

>>28588509
Honestly, all 3 big german manufacturers have turned to dogshit. But then, it's the same all over the globe. Nobody makes good cars any more. Even the once gods of reliability, honda and toyota, have taken a pretty steep nose dive in build quality. Everything is becoming appliance garbage engineered to last just long enough to get through the warranty. I feel like the only vehicles left with any decent reliability are full size ford & gm pickups, and even those aren't what they used to be.

>>28587997
We jelqed our shit too much and God has punished us for our sins

>>28588536
this wave of cost cutting has become insufferable. and then they gouge prices and say muh inflation. yeah 10% inflation for 2 years caused a 50% increase. sure man, sure.
mercedes sells "ultra high luxury" cars and they come with touch spaces on the fucking steering wheel. disgusting. if i pay a fortune for a car i should get full buttons. at least porsche and bmw still do that.

>>28588438
A bad sign was the latest A8 adding steel back in to the chassis which it has never had. It was always all aluminum as a point of engineering pride.

>>28588166
>Objectively looks good
It looks like every other sedan on the road.
There's more to car design than just sticking angular bits of plastic to the front.

>>28588328
Unlike you, there is no ambiguity in my race and nobody would mistake me as anything other than white. So I'll buy whatever the fuck I want, because I don't need supporting evidence of my race.

>>28587991 (OP)
Look at that monster truck lbmaooooo raped by Porsche even not real porsches pikachu face McDonald's struts slower around the ring than corvette vs gtr ugly slow gay machine wishes it was one of my five bmws should have bought an elantra niggerline
Did I cover all the retards so now none of them have to post here?

>>28587991 (OP)
RS3s sound good with an exhaust and make crazy power tuned.

Only if it's pre 2019. New ones are ugly and sound shit

>>28588166
>>chinese styling
>Objectively looks good
What >>28588170 said

>>28589889
Ranjeet please

>MOMMY, DADDY PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO MY RENTAL
Go get a hug, lil nigga

>>28587991 (OP)
>adds 5 inches to your height
Which car will subtract 5" from my height? I would love to be 6'0" and have off-the-shelf clothes be long enough... and also be able to fit in a Miata.

>>28589892
You're a low iq imbecile. 2020+ audi/bmw/whatever styling is for the Chinese and that's a fact

>>28591348
You'd have more success finding a tailor than finding a car that will reduce your height. Maybe those retardedly huge pick up trucks they make of peterbuilts.

>>28587991 (OP)
>drug dealers
>deanos
>arabs

These are the only people driving rs3s

>>28591708
seethe