Thread 28597378

Hey guys, I'm looking to make an order for some cars. The drivers are all going to be born in mid eighties. They've been twinks their whole lives, and I'm looking for cars for them that will really fit their twink identity this year as well. Any suggestions? I'd like to start with maybe a dozen or so, and we'll see if they work out and order more for the rest of the twinks too.

>>28597378 (OP)
the bus(sy)

Get any convertible with suicide doors.
Also, why make up such a retarded story? It's an anonymous site, just say you're getting it for yourself next time

>>28597378 (OP)
F250 king ranch

>>28597430
>>28597381

No, some of these drivers are mothers with childrens of differing ages, and also these are the originalest and richest twinks, not a middle class or lower class twink copy, and I'm going to be needing to order some cars for the copy twinks too

>>28597378 (OP)
Nothing says twink to me like a Kia Rio or Nissan Versa Note. If they're rich twinks, then you'll want some midsized trucks or the SUVs based on them.

>>28597455
Maybe for a new twink's first or second car, and we'll get to them later, but old twinks have already had their first cars, as soon as they could, and some are now regressing to a pre-teen mind set, so in that sense, what kind of car is cool to a 9 or 11 year old or so

Meow meow Acura Integra, EF Civic, CRX. 88 Accord Hatch.

>>28597433
>>28598348

No, see the wife from here >>28597922, this kind of old twink

Obviously no

>>28597378 (OP)
I don't understand this thread and I also don't like it. Miata.

>>28599145
Probably not. Definitely no.

Self driving tesla is more likely, and no.

>>28597378 (OP)
any small cute car thats fun. miata, lexus is350, etc

>>28597378 (OP)
whatever the modern lincoln compact crossover is

>>28597378 (OP)
Any Volvo

>>28599295
No. Wrong.

>>28599315

Closer, but it's like rich, texmex girls have this party ride already, so, old twink needs something that younger twink doesn't have

>>28599318
I think this would work for 1, but I'm looking for a dozen or so cars to start, I don't think I could use even 2 of these, so

>>28599327
Older Volvos, FoMoCo era or earlier

>>28599339
No. Not even close.

>>28597436
>some of these drivers are mothers with childrens of differing ages
I feel like you and I have very different definitions of "twink." I have no suggestions but I'm intrigued by what's going on here. Are you trying to stock a dealership to corner a market?

>>28599887
Who are you trying to be?

No.

>>28599237
Lol energy

>>28599542
What do you think a twink is? Because there's really no better car for a middle aged homosexual than a Volvo. Purpose built for effeminate scandis.

>>28600354
Old twink will not like old car, she want new car ok

>>28602792
Twinks are young gay men. Not old hag females.

>>28602792
shove that twink in a volvo and watch what happens

>>28602803
Ok old twink used to be a young twink but she needs to be a twink this year, what are you not getting, you're just repeating yourself because you have nothing

>>28602873
Ok but I'm looking for a dozen or so cars to start with

>>28604626
twelve volvi

what's a good car if i want tall girls to know that i want them to sit on my face till i cant breath
im manlet btw

Mustang.

Range Rover evoque convertible

>>28604765
Ehhhhh, a little bit too young twink, and I can't get a new one, every plastic and rubber breaking will not be good

>>28604762
She's a little bit just waiting on young twinks and not doing anything herself, as far as I can tell, nah