Thread 28601185

It’s a unique experience you can’t get anywhere else.

>>28601185 (OP)
Raped by Porsche

>>28601186
fippybippy

>>28601185 (OP)
Inherently unstable layout that has been tweaked and tuned to perfection by a series of dedicated autists over the course of decades.
Of course it's fun.

>It’s a unique experience you can’t get anywhere else.
can we not?

>>28601212
Blame Peugeot. It was originally going to be called the 901.

>>28601185 (OP)
hahaha 911 raped by porsche buh bye

>>28601212
>the tesla 911

>>28601185 (OP)
It's a meticulously improved upon design and although normies and retards with no education seem to think otherwise, the incremental change they've done was mostly for the better, up to the 991; the 992 interior, both gens, is chink-targetted plastic ass.

>>28601298
delulu

>>28601212
>mr president
>a second porsche has hit the twin towers

>>28601309
Sour grapes much

>>28601298
A base model 991 does get gapped by a 3 series althoughbeit.

>>28601423
Envy is ugly, my man. Apply yourself and one day you'll own a 911.

>>28601185 (OP)
McDonald's struts

>>28601439
And this bothers you why?

>>28601439
>he doesn’t know

>>28601429
What the poor son yappin about? Why does your base model get gapped by a 3 series, brown son?

>>28601734
>believing an LLM

>>28601212
Tfw most posters here weren't probably even alive yet when this happened.

>>28601845
I was on Holiday in New England from UK when it went down, driving a hire car down the main street of Manchester, Vermont

>>28601843
Cute. Is that your Reddit profile picture?

>>28601423
Base models are for the poor to impress other poors

>>28601845
Doubtful. I bet most people on 4chan are in their 30s now. I was a freshman in lower Manhattan when this happened.

>>28601806
Who's the previous owner? Where's the timestamp? Where's your dad? Here's my Ferrari!

>>28602314
Does it bother you to get raped by econocars, base model-chan?

>>28602393
How's it feel to be a delusional faggot?

>>28602397
Gonna cry, poor son? Recall that base model-chans like yourself get raped daily by high trim chads. Best remember that, brown son. As salamu alaikum Mehmet.

>>28601845
2007 chads rise up

>>28602456
It was real in Noseberg's deranged jewish mind.

I remember being „sick“ when 911 happened so I didn’t have to school.
I had to watch the live coverage.
t. yuropoor

>>28601185 (OP)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdJYiRROeAc

>>28601874
I do not avow avatarfigging

>>28601845
I had just started 5th grade but I live near NYC so it hit a lot worse.

>>28602565
Great, I share this board with underageb& newfags.

t. Was in 6th grade when 9/11 happened

>>28602535
If you have a car, I'll bet it's in pastel shades and isn't too powerful or fast

>>28602314
Did the previous owner have Parkinson's?

>>28602998
>thinking there are cute girls on the internet
ISHYDDT

>>28603047
No, I don't do that. But there are limp-wristed, slack-jawed faggots that use an AI pretending to be a cat-girl

There's no such thing as a "base 911".
As for a recent (997 and up) base 911 being gapped by a 3 series... lol. Driving implies curves, braking, accel. Good luck with a 3 or even 1 series. And I owned both a 135i and 997s. There's simply no comparison.

>>28601185 (OP)
Meh, It was fine. I wouldn't own one myself, but I can see why people like them.

>>28602651
>underageb&
lol

BMW does not currently sell a single sports car.
It’s just a bunch of grand tourers.

>>28603079
It's some turksmell's forced meme. It's best not to feed it so it starves.

>>28603079
No one cares Achmed. Your two decade old base model is irrelevant, brown son. You get raped by a 3 series LMFAO

>>28601508
It's just a low quality car built to rental specs, not really something a sophisticated man can enjoy

>there are rich people who have driven the fastest cars in the world and still mock the 911 as a Beetle
are they onto something?

>>28603165
they also call it the smartest choice among super cars as they just werk and don’t attract whores

Mfw the insect thinks everyone is me

>if I for some reason HAD TO pick 1 super car for the rest of my life, it would be the 911
>It starts up every single time you turn the key, unlike other super cars
t. andrew tate

>>28603198
Yep. I bought one because I daily it. No one dailies their Ferrari McLaren etc. This guy at work dailies his R8 though.

>>28603204
The R8 is pretty reliable too. probably the second most reliable super car

>cheaply slapped together
meanwhile the 812 superfast

The problem with the 911 is that you must buy high trim (Turbo, GT) to get the true experience. If you get a base model then you get raped by a turkroach in a 3 series. And if you’re so poor you’re forced to buy a decade old base model…well. Best understand that.

>>28601734
Wow the low volume $250k model uses good suspension guess my 991 open diff one is just as good!

>>28603079
997 C2S has like 300hp and an open diff. lol

Decade old base model-chan is NOT HAPPY about getting raped by a 3 series!

>>28603295
It’s true though

>>28603319
>>28603323
>>28603324
>>28603325
Damn nigga take a fuckin' shower

Wash yo ass nigga stop seethin'

>>28601298
Reminder that you need the GT3 or atleast a GTS to get the experience.
>locking diff
>double Bs
>active engine mounts
>PASM+
>active sway bars
>fast shift settings and track shift settings
>Nannies off
>proper brake discs
>light weight material
>lowered ride height
Etc etc. without these things it’s just a low powered car that can’t turn or stop or go fast

>had a good deal lined up on a gt3 that had been months in the making
>seller is waiting for porsche to deliver his new pts 992
>they keep delaying, adding costs, being retarded
>he gets pissed and trades in his gt3 to some jewish flipper for a used 992 instead of selling to me
And that's my morning. Months of pretending to be this buttfuckers friend wasted because porsche has their head firmly up their ass. Oh well, guess I'll just go buy 5 other cars I want for the price of a single gt3

>>>28601208
>inherently stable layout tweaked and tuned to perfection by a series of dedicated autists over the course of decades

Thanks for admitting the Audi RS5 is better in every single way

>>28603338
GT3 is the best 911 and the only good one no question. But a Z06 or an R8 or a Lambo or a Ferrari are all much better cars

>>28603336
You don't get double wishbones with a GTS. Your gay little shitpost requires a modicum of intelligence and research and you're ill-equipped.

>>28603339
How's the wife's Macan Turbo? Does she still drive little Tyrone around in it?

>>28603341
Not interested in a vette full stop. Already have a fast awd car so not interested in a r8. Pastashit breaks down and are all automatics.

Sometimes I wonder what the Corvair would have ended up like if Chevy kept producing them.

>>28603346
Her NARP is Faster than your NARP

>>28603345
Yes but a GTS has all the other performance options which makes it about equal to an M3

Remained that 12 years ago bmw dropped a mid engine car with 370hp and bmw fans hated it universally and it died quickly after the insta audience had uploaded enough pics and moved on.

The NARP fags on the other hand see the BRAND NEW 911 with 370hp and insist to all the world it’s a super car that’s the best thing ever.

That’s why the NARP owners are Reddit.

>>28603400
It is true that the base model 911 is NARP. It’s more for posers to pretend they are in the club. Of course high trim chads are laughing at them. And if you own a decade old base model that gets gapped by a 3 series…you aren’t even sentient at that point. It’s just pathetic.

>>28603295
delusional

>>28603319
cope

>>28603472
Ready for your raping, poor son?

>>28603480
good luck lol

>>28603482
Gonna cry?

>>28603497
That M4 does rape a decade old base model 911, althoughbeitsoever. Best remember that.

>>28603511
but does a decade old m4 rape a decade old carrera?

>>28603397
At getting her down to a divorce lawyer, brownson?
>>28603400
Turkman got his nigger feelings hurt!
>>28603430
Why do you talk to yourself honest to gyatt this is weird
>>28603497
Achmed the terrorist slapped m badges all over his 430i. With the power of allah and anime he will surely be victorious.

>>28603053
everyone knew neuro was an ai from the beginning though? that was literally the whole point

>>28603780
Decade old base model-chan is back to get raped by another 3 series. Cute!

>>28603828
We don't post on /o/ what our stepdad whispers in our ears

>>28603781
>vtumor fans are all shitskins
Whoa

>>28603349
The chassis guys at GM are undeniably good at their jobs. I think the point of a good car is to treat yourself first above and beyond sensitivity to the perceptions of others, but if you want more than two seats then the ATS-V or 1LE Camaros still haven't been matched in road working since they dropped by anyone else besides porsche. Well the four leaf giulia also has a magic feel before something shits itself 5k miles in.
AMG also does good work. E63/C63s are nice and comfy and can rip it up too when demanded.

>>28603867
there's lots more where that came from

>>28603848
What the poor son yappin about?

>>28603918
Forgot to mention Alpine. I'd put it in the same tier as the three Michigan C's and two Stuttgart C's.

>>28601845
Ya i was born in 2002

well well well

>>28603323
Lol. 997C2S is 385hp. Open diff is useless unless you're driving hard on a track (and I mean HARD), or you want to drift like your "fast and furious" heroes.

>>28604838
It was LS swapped

>>28605025
>n-no it has 85 more hp!!!
That’s a rounding error for us high trim chads. Seriously you are so fucking pathetic.

>>28605025
I agree that a locking diff is useless with such pathetic power figure and it’s definitely useless driving to the Starbucks drive through. However, sports cars have locking diffs. You know who invented the locking diff?
Ferdinand Porsche. You know who he did it for? Audi’s Grand Prix race cars.
Sorry, the reality is that non GT3s are NARPs and Audi RS has more of a claim to the Porsche legacy than a NARP.

>>28605025
lol ok well 335i from 2009 can do that bro

>>28605070
>>28605167
>>28606756
Post your bus pass you fucking insect

>>28606758
You lost to a 3 series, poor son. Best remember that.

>>28607186
Your mom lost to my cock, brownson. Best remember that.

>>28603399
GTS is great

>>28607190
Raped so bad by facts he uses Ad hominem, best remember that NARP son

>>28607194
If it’s below a GTS trim it’s not better than an M3 and that’s a fact. I’m not writing the rules or designing the cars but it’s REAL HARD to call an 335i a REAL M car isn’t it? Not acceptable in the bmw world and yet Porsche fan boys are infected with this disgusting disease of pretending every 944 and every 986 and every C2 is a real sports car. WRONG! Many such cases.
Thank you for your attention on this matter.

The A110 makes the Cayman obsolete
The Vette makes the 911 obsolete

>>28607201
It’s really true sadly, the A110 is vastly superior, has double wishbones and you have direct connection to the GT4 model. And the dealer will swap in parts if you want them.
I don’t need to review how fucking badly corvette raped Porsche this year for half the price.
Just underscores the reality of how fucked Porsche is from a financial point of view. They can only sell heritage to Arabs bc most white man arent going to pay those prices when the competition is better at half the cost.

I exempt the Weissach developed GT3 models from this as they are the only thing making Porsche money right. They even drive the NARP sales like Ferrari because you cannot get one unless you buy a Taycan and a C2 and a Macan EV and a Cayenne first

>>28607196
Typical brownoid moment, doesn't even know the definitions to logical fallacies but uses them frequently like a redditor geek. Post your hand, renter!

>>28603399
The same year M3 can't even hang with my S. Settle down rentoid, you're looking stupid in front of the whole board again!

>>28603930
What the renter cryin' 'bout?

>>28607199
Holy shit this guy is so fucking mad his wife owns a Macan Turbo. Your wife's sons transportation cuck pod will NEVER be a real Porsche, ma'am. Best remember that raping.

>>28607230
What the poor son yappin about? You do get raped by a 3 series whatsoalthoughbeitever, base model-chan.

Why are base model 911 owners so sensitive? Weird.

Carrera is for chads only

>>28608210
It does get raped by a 3 series althoughbeitsoever.

>>28607722
Because theyre the bottom of the totem pole, obviously they'll get the most shit

Just 2 guys doing 911

>>28607339
What the renter boy screamin' about?

Raped
By
Rent

Best remember rent is due, brownson.

>>28607722
Overpaid for a McDonald's v6 you'd be pissed too

>>28608392
What the brown son yappin about?

>>28607217
>half the price
In two countries. Elsewhere, the GT3 is better value.

>>28607217
>half the price
In two countries. Elsewhere, the 911 is better value.

>gets raped by a 3 series
Kek.

It's a unique look you can't get anywhere else.

>>28608494
Pay the rent, cuck. Stop yapping on 4chan.

>>28608588
IS THAT

A HECKIN' JAPANESE MAN MODIFYING A CAR?

I'M GOING INSANE NIGGERMAN DO PEOPLE REALLY? I NEED AN ADULT!