Thread 28603082

>AHHHH MY CAR CAN REPAIR ITSELF AND IS ALSO MY YANDERE GF AHHHH
Was this supposed to be scary?

>>28603082 (OP)
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Wasn't it more about what the car did to others (who deserved it anyway) rather than the owner (turning him into a chad)?

>>28603082 (OP)
>/o/tist dies in car
>next owner comes across it
>tries to install speakers the lazy way
>wire nuts get violently launched the moment they touch any part of the wiring harness

>>28603108
In the book, it's about the previous owner who haunts the car and simply called the car Christine. In the movie though, Carpenter simply made Christine her own entity and had it be blatantly shown she was evil before she was even first driven. I prefer the way the movie did it.

the car being able to emote by magically playing any old tune that reflects its current mood, including sorrow, is scary
fight me

>>28603124
I thought it was cute and romantic

>>28603123
Yeah, I was specifically talking about the movie because no one here can read, me included.
I used text to speech for this message now stop recording you piece of shit computer Marlene the laptop is haunted again

>>28603082 (OP)
OP is a shitter

>>28603082 (OP)
Bet you didn't even read the book, zoomer.

>>28603131
I didn't because the movie is better. What now, shitter?

You want scary

>>28603139
Based trugs, Duel and Joy Ride are pretty scary too

>>28603126
>guys want one thing

>>28603082 (OP)
Cool, but can it do an engine swap + TT install by itself? Can I install track tires and get infinite heat cycles? What about transmission or AWD upgrades?

>>28603138
Ha. Knew it.