Thread 28604926

Here's your new BMW, bros. Hope you like it! Expect it to be the new design language for BMW for the next 10 years!

grim

>>28604927
forgot picrel

>>28604926 (OP)
Women and low T fags design cars that look like this.

>>28604928
give me back buttons you dumb niggers

>>28604938
Calm down. You're supposed to swipe and tap the glass, consooom the online services, become pacified. See, it's already got Spotify. I bet it even lets you talk to ChatGPT. Such a game changer.

Also, what the fuck are the germoids thinking?

>>28604926 (OP)
and this is what their regular cars will look like soon. bmwbros, its so over...

>>28604944
my skizo theory is that the employees hate the company and are actively trying to destroy it with shoddy but plausible products

>>28604945
That looks alright though

>>28604947
Malicious compliance would explain a lot of things, but it's probably not getting that far unless the suits in management also genuinely think this is a good thing.

Actually, deep down they probably hate trying to make good cars and would rather produce consumer electronics, apps and online services.
Way more margin in those. Easier to outsource to Bangalore. Less regulations and responsibility. Even the mockup's almost a product ready for release! (according to MBA types who know nothing of software engineering and only see flashy graphics on the screen)

Everyone hates nu-BMW on here, but they have historically been ahead of the curve for a lot of things

>>28604928
Looks slick with very nice tech options. Super excited for this

>>28604928
They're taunting you at this point.

>>28604948
It doesnt though

>>28604967
Only the rear lights are offensive to me there

They gonna sell like crazy. Nice hommage on their original "neue Klasse", looks very BMW now. Good specs too. And since it's a BMW you can be sure it drives nicely.

I'm more interested in pic related, new 3 series

>>28604967
I fail to see anything really wrong with this.
It's much less offensive than the perpetually angry faced and crunched up looking modern cars

>>28604977
idk why they put the tail lights into the rear lip spoiler, that looks retarded. just a little lower and it's good.

>>28604926 (OP)
why should i care about something that isn't only a SUV, but also a fucking EV? i'll just keep dailying B58 cars and have old bmws as my project cars like i've done for the past decade

>>28604926 (OP)
I like it more than the current one.

>>28604981
Can you comprehend not being the target market for something

>>28604928
Why it always must be gaymer style with nugermans?

>>28604926 (OP)
>"Hans, which way were the kidneys supposed to go on again?"
>"Uhh.. Vertical? Just like in a human body, ja!"
>they unveil the new model
>"Verdammt Hans.. The kidneys were supposed to go on VERTICAL like always!"
>Hans proceeds to get a promotion despite this blunder
>now instead of fuckugly huge grilles, we get narrow long grilles
This is the worst timeline to be a BMW fanboy

>>28604967
is the giant "diffuser" a retarded speaker like the dodge charger ?

>>28604926 (OP)
It looks like the jew kid that brought the huge water jug at the free drink refill lmao

>>28604928
Good god that windshield is as narrow as a camaro's side windows
What the fuck are they thinking

>>28604926 (OP)
Car designers need to stop doing this...

>>28604990
Their targeted market isn't even majority of their customers tho. Most of the manufacutrers will soon realise that once their sales start going down.

say whatever the fuck you want but the new design language is great

>800km of range
BMW just won. They have perfected the EV SUV.

>>28604926 (OP)
>>28604928
women are browns are going to fucking love this thing.

>>28604983
The current one has god awful swine nose grill.

>>28605631
>trying this hard
the car looks sleek af and very minimalistic

>>28605638
>af
fr fr no cap, my brown man.

>>28605622
>>28604926 (OP)

>>28605693
whoa man look at that pig it's so sleek and minimalistic lol

>>28604967
looks incredible

>>28605622
I like the idea of what they're trying to do, with the throwback to the '80s and earlier front end styling, but the execution is horrible, the proportions and angles are all wrong.

>>28604926 (OP)
>>28604928
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>28604926 (OP)
It's like they saw an Ioniq 5 decided "let's do that, but way uglier"

>>28605863
These German brands have become a stale parody of themselves, and every new designer has to go further with that to stand out. To make it even more BMW, whatever that means at this point.

>>28605863
>the proportions and angles are all wrong.
the fuck are you talking about LMFAO

This car is based. I bet it utterly rapes decade old base model 911s. Embarrassing!

>>28605631
brown here, i hate it
can i join the ethnostate now

>>28604928
With all these cars, if they just remove the tablet, it'll be cool

I feel like there is a lot of unnecessary hate on BMW's here, and I don't exactly understand that. But this genuinely looks like the biggest pile of dogshit I've seen. I'd rather be caught in cube car or a minivan

>>28604928
I've got no clue how you're supposed to hold that steering wheel.

>>28606062
Usually you put one hand on each side and find the way that is most comfortable to you

>>28605914
>it'll be cool
Until you wanna listen to some music, change some driving dynamics (suspension settings, etc.), see driving data, use a navigation system, use carplay, call your buddy, see charging data, etc.

>>28606092
LOL

>>28606092
Will you be my girlfriend?

>>28604926 (OP)
I actually really like the new front end design. Too bad it's on an obese cuckover so it looks retarded as hell. Look how tall the front of the hood is

>>28604926 (OP)
Wow, this is their most brown-coded offering yet.

>>28604928
Lmao.

>>28604956
salam alaykum, brother

>>28605904
Still seething, raped brownson?

>>28605914
NPC opinion

>>28604928
the dash is criminal
why the fuck do these assholes hate instrument clusters?

what the fuck are they doing. like honestly can someone explain to me what the fuck they are doing.

>>28606247
They're cooking, king. Me and my fellow broccoli heads are mirin'.

pug looking bastard

>>28604938
BRUTTONS EXTRA SUBSCRIPCHIN

>>28606225
What the base model-chan yappin about? You get gapped by a 3 series poorson.

>>28604926 (OP)

Every day we drift further from God's light.

You idiots complained about the big grills so they went back to small ones.

>>28606618
>ackshually 5.8 seconds 0-60 is faster than 3.9 seconds 0-60
Raped
By
Porsche

Best remember that muhammed

you will never get a decent looking BMW ever again.

>>28604926 (OP)
yo phon lingin

>>28606690
This nigga really thought he could a flex a 10 year old base model that gets gapped by a 3 series LMFAO!!!

>>28604926 (OP)
>Expect it to be the new design language for BMW for the next 10 years!
Only on the EV models (and this has been the language for those for a while anyway).

>>28604926 (OP)
>thin grilles in 1970
:D
>thin grilles but in 2025
:(

>>28605914
I was a presenter for new models (not BMW, different company) and we had to keep security nearby the cars to stop kids from trying to get in and remove the screens, as they thought they were iPads.

>>28607209
>thin girlls on a smoll 1960s sedan
>thin grills on a fuck huge ugly suv

>>28607214
>i hate big grilles!
>"okay have some smaller ones"
>i hate small grilles!
How about people just be honest and say they hate SUVs instead of just bitching about the grilles? Because this is the result of not being upfront.

It looks much nicer in videos than in photos

>>28606731
Is this a sedan or a station wagon? I can't tell.

>>28606738
KEK

Grills smaller. Isnt that what you chuds always wanted

>>28607261
What are you, stupid?

>>28607215
You just don't get it and you never will because your brown

>>28607209
That one looks stupid as well, the grilles are too round and leave gaps at the top and bottom. This here is where BMW aesthetics peaked.

>>28607285
That's ugly. It really peaked with the E24

>>28604926 (OP)
I hate modern "designers"

>>28604926 (OP)
>>28605626
I surprisingly don't hate it aside from the grille
>>28604928
Honestly I'll prefer minimalism like this over what Mercedes have been doing