Thread 28614867

>pay $150k for a base model
>get raped by a 3 series
What’s wrong with Poorschefags?

>>28614867 (OP)
The 991.2 is where it’s at. At least you can get to 400whp with some tuning whereas the 991.1 fags are indefinitely slow.

They got fooled into thinking they were buying a real Porsche. The truth is the only real 911s are Turbos and GT cars.

>>28614878
Yeah see you in the twisties pal

>>28614867 (OP)
yeah at current prices it's not a good deal. Just go buy a C8 z06 and enjoy it.

>>28614884
You get dusted by a 3 series in the twisties, Achmed.

>>28614867 (OP)
You can get a performance z for 40k which is 1/4 of the price for similar performance

>>28614894
i mean there's some logic in just paying more so you can stay away from a nissan dealership tho. so i'm down with that line of thinking.

>>28614867 (OP)
>He makes less than 500k a year
Lmao

>>28615097
If you’re so rich, why are you buying a base model?

Most are 30-40 year old soiboi boomers and most are used. same type of dude who buys tesla, literally.

>>28614870
a mustang gt pp2 makes more than that for literally half the price. buying a base 911 is pure retard shit.

My dingleberries all in one thread!

i think german cars SUCK

>>28615162
Gonna cry, poor son?

>>28615133
lmao a woman’s car at best

The Porsche is the more luxurious car

>>28614867 (OP)
can't wait for VAG to go under as china continues to flood europe with cheap cars.

>>28614894
There's more to performance than horsepower.

>3 series
so, base model vs base model or are you comparing apples to oranges?

>ACK
OP BTFO as per usual

>>28615717
I’ll be generous, still

>>28615717
>>28615719
No point man, his wife cucked him with a Macan Turbo so it's our problem.

What the brown base model sons yappin about? You do get gapped by a 3 series whatsoalthougheverbeit.

>>28614867 (OP)
>raped by a 3 series
3series can't of shit against a Nissan 305 z 2003.

>>28615761
Raped by the 1997 Integra Type R

>>28615776
Type R what? B16 isn't enough you will need a itr or a k swap little tranner

>>28615778
You're not funny, you own no car and there will be no funeral after you die.

>>28615779
who's trying to be funny, I'm telling you, you can't shift, you have no tools, faggot, ricer

>>28614867 (OP)
rly the only thing good thing about these auto only McDonald's strutted leaseboxes is that they haven't succumb to the angry front end meem. blows my mind to this day how they managed to avoid it, even the riced out type R models have avoided it.

>>28615781
You repost toolboxes from craigslist. I turn wrenches for a living. Any questions?

>>28615779
>>28615781
Very interesting and organic samefag seethe

You could kill yourself and no one would care

>>28615781
>>28615784
Very interesting and organic samefag seethe

You could kill yourself and no one would care

>>28615786
>You repost toolboxes from craigslist
Boy it will be the coldest day in hell you ever see anything of mine kek, absolute shrimp talking to a king crab LMAO. You will never order a fatty.
>>28615790
>organic
The fuck are you D E D U C I N G here Mr.Big brain faggot ricer lmaooo, 0 tools, palms soft as fuck, obsessed with rentals. You will NEVER go to an official retailer of B&W turbochargers and order a fatty. It would be the coldest day in hell.

>>28615793
Not reading lol

Get a job

>>28615804
are you the guy with that old ass one that actually had the title? the atuomatic one right?

>I WISH YOU FREAKING DIED!!!!
>NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FUNERAL
>MY FREAKING CHINEESE CARTOON PORNO ACTION FIGURES!!!
>IM NOT GONNA READ IT BUT ILL REPLY OKAY!!!
fucking lel, has to be you fucking ricer. take that shit back to CarMax LLLLLLAARMFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Get a job already

Stop coveting my car

avatarfags deserve the schizos that troll them for the obvious reason that avatarfags are huge attention whores and will reply to anyone. hes going to try to be smart and indirectly reply to me btw, but it wont matter because im hiding this shit thread lulz

>>28615637
100% true. But this thread is mainly 'murican faggoty teenagers masterbating on "Fast and fuhrerious".

- most don't even have their driver's licence
- those that have are inbred trannies convinced that 0-60 on a straight line is the only measure of performance for a car; don't drive with a stick, don't even mention heel-toe shifting...

Who cares about wrenching seriously? If you wrench for a living that just means you're poor kek

>>28615917
nobody likes porschefag he's just 2ez

>>28616002
>Who cares about wrenching seriously?
Men

>make 500k
>can afford a car that you don't have to wrench on constantly
Sounds great

>>28616002
How am I affording this 911 if I'm a wrenching poorfag?
>>28616072
Post the last thing you wrenched on

>>28616133
just make more money retard. you have access to the internet, make use of it

>>28616223
Are you capable of answering questions or is dick suckin' just too enticing?

>>28616133
>Affording
Imagine making payments on a 10 year old car

>>28617429
You will never own a Porsche

>buy decade old base model (it's all I can afford)
>get dusted by a 3 series
uhh wtf? i thought this was the bmw rape machine?

>>28617784
But I have one?

idgaf id still buy a base 911

>>28617429
>Imagine making payments on a 10 year old car
Couldn't be me

>>28619287
I test drove a base 2013 that was decked the fuck out in options and honestly? Would. I just didn't want to shell out 75k for a car with 50k miles in 2022.

>>28619179
Where's BMW's <7 min Burgerking lap time?

>>28614867 (OP)
It's not about going fast, it's about doing it in style.
Though I'm still mad that they discontinued narrow-hip 911s.

>>28619365
Nice decade old base model, poor son. Done and dusted by a 3 series.