Thread 28622930

I KNOW WHAT I GOT

great car

This is the same boomer trying to sell some collector's "Will Cooksey" edition.

This guy has been trying to sell this for about 18 months.

>>28622973
This might be a fair price if any of that shit matters, but nobody wanting a Datsun to drive will buy this car. The seller is looking for someone exactly like him: fucking retarded but willing to spend $40k on an obstruction in the garage to point at the framed certification that has been certified as a certificate.

What does the truck auctionsphere even look like?

>>28622984
ID expect worse than with cars in price, but with nothing moving. Cars are special enough to appreciate because cars get Fandom, trucks are used as appliances by most and even then the used market for trucks and SUVs is big enough to not justify the retard high prices

>>28623015
Thats likely the going price for a completely custom hand built modern day chassis, running gear, and paint. The owner is wealthy as evidenced by the $400k RV, garage larger than most people's houses, and he lives in mountain view. This is a techbro (or inherited old money) that got high and commissioned this mustang, forgot about it for 5 years and upon deliver thinks mustangs are stupid now. Theres someone else just like him that will buy it for that much.

>>28622930 (OP)
That's a dealership, idiot. They've gotta get their cut but if you think that thing won't pull $40K, or better, used, you've never looked at Excursion prices.

>>28622969
There were no factory C6 Z06 convertibles so idk what is going on there


>>28623015
That boomer probably paid $200K to have that built over 15 years

>>28623252
>That boomer probably paid $200K to have that built over 15 years
and two wives

You should see the listings in The Villages. Dude wrote a fucking essay for his 1997 Red F250 and wanted $69k, but thought it was worth $100k

>>28622980
Those types of boomers need to be executed.

>>28623015
This is the rich boomer equivalent of the dude that tries to sell his S13 for 20,000 dollars because it has 20,000 dollars of jdm parts in it.

Ooh an ads thread I've got some
>FB filename
Yeah they are from marketplace what are you gonna do about it

>>28623793
Netgear would drive this

>>28623469
Wow, great contribution. I'll go search the villages for this post you're talking about. Sure hope I find what the fuck you claim to have seen.

>>28623793
>1234
this is universal for make me an offer i see no problem here

>>28623727
>>28623793
>>28623795
>>28623801
These aren't "I know what I got" posts at all. They're barely interesting.

>>28622973
That doesn't seem too bad.

>>28623980
You are replying to a 3 inch dicked janitor grasping at strings to try and be relevant, thats actually a deal and a half but his 3 inch dicked faggot self thinks it is bad

>>28623980
Nah, thats a $15k car on a good day. Talking about how many people give him a thumbs up and his local car show netted him a $20 trophy after this $50 entry fee is very clear "I know what I got" mentality. Not to mention "haggerty says its a $25k car!" like cool, sell it to them for that price.

And you guys thought I was crazy for asking 24k for my Ram. (It sold)

>>28622980
>>28622969
>OP thinks a 50 yearold riced out z car is priced accordingly but not a factory optioned corvette that's 12 years old.
What a fucking weeb poser.

>>28622973
>>28623980
>>28624019
you think that one's bad..

>>28624082
Dude probably added up all the money he spent fixing it up, added 50% and is trying to turn a profit. That masked-off wheel photo and all the texaco shit makes me assume he's a mechanic and painted it himself in his east texas shop. Dude probably doesn't realize a tiffany blue camaro isn't exactly the most desired thing.

I doubt these hondas are worth this much unless someone can enlighten me.

>>28622930 (OP)
Crazy how during it's last years in production they couldn't sell these things.

>>28622930 (OP)
I went to look at a rust free car once, quarter panels were rusted through. I asked what he thought rust free was and he goes....

"Oh.... we dont charge for that."

>>28625164
>Kilometres
>colour
>$dollerydoos$
Your dollar is worthless and they're low miles icons. They're $28-35k in USAland. Those are cheap S2000's.

This one is fun

>>28623963
Here it is cunt

>>28623252
It's not a Z06 it's 427 60th Anniversary

>>28625256
kek

>>28625251
Tbh you clean up those panels decently and assuming the dash works, you could probably milk 3500 out of it in flipped parts. Mopar boomers may be dying, but they still have their wallets.

>>28625244
>the thumb covering the plate
chefskiss.jpg

>>28625564
>Mopar boomers may be dying, but they still have their wallets.
They're in their twilight years but they still cling to the money like they're immortal. No matter, industries are booming to specifically extract wealth from them.

>I KNOW WHAT I GOT
>$18,500
>NO LITTLE BOYS OR KEYBOARD BANDITS

>>28623015
That's the Eleanor replica kit

I have seen the same boomer repost this with the same price for over a year now.

>>28625596
>rolls well

>>28622930 (OP)
>facebook marketplace adds reactions to listings
>8 laugh reacts on the listings by boomers trying to get 10k for their scrap heap

>>28625229
>Sells his company in Idaho, retires to The villages
there's a reason Florida is the way it is

Maybe I'm off-base with this one. It makes no sense why anyone would want a show car quality Chevy Nova. I understand why drag racers used them even today as platforms, but show car?

>>28627540
>No it doesn't have an engine or transmission
>yes the interior is fucked (ripped seats and cracked dash) but its decent
>Yes its an easy fix, I simply don't have time!
>once restored you could have a show quality car!

What goes through the mind of a boomer when they type this shit out? Like, in their mind this $8000 car and just a little elbowgrease or spitshine and its easily worth $80,000! he needs money in a retirement account today, so that huge increase in profit just isn't worth his time?

Yes I'm salty, I want a TransAm and all these boomers pretend they have THE smokey & the bandit car as cum on by Burt Reynolds himself refusing to ackknowledge its basically a scrap chassis built by pontiac.

>>28627545
One final one for you fellas this morning. Seems like prowlers are either $14k or $40k it seems

>>28627546
SHIT I HAVE A LEARNING DISABILITY

>>28627545
these turbo trans ams are pretty rare. i'd actually consider buying this if i lived near there and didn't already just buy a project.

>>28627545
My wife had a 78 Smokey and Bandit Trans Am. Her little brother got it totalled. Poor thing is a heap in their backyard now. Red 76 or 79 replacement out front was running until her dad didn't put the coolant back in. Needs work.

>>28627552
I hate that this disgusting POS exists. Fuck chrysler and fuck boomers. Fuck V6, the worst engine configuration ever devised.

>>28627780
I like my trannyverse 4 bangers, but V6s are kinda based, a compact engine that makes a ton more power than a 4 cylinder, but isn't that much more trouble to take care of than a 4 cylinder, but also has kind of a pissed off engine note to it.

>>28627780
>I hate that this disgusting POS exists. Fuck chrysler and fuck boomers.
It was something wildly different but still affordable. Even today its striking seeing one on the road and it was sold from one of the Big3. V6's and chrysler in general has their problems, but why do you hate the Prowler so much?

>>28627780
seethe harder nigger
every day there is some nocar busrider faggot (typical european) crying about american v6s like they literally fucked his mom

>>28627857
>wildly different
its a bodykit to look like an extremely lame and common boomer hot rod

>>28627868
>its a bodykit

it's actually an elaborate aluminum spaceframe similar to a modern supercar, the entire purpose of the prowler was as a full scale manufacturing test for an aluminum forming company that chrysler had recently purchased.
take your gay ass europeein opinion the fuck off my board, nigger

>>28627897
Is it the duality of /o/?
>I hate soap bar SUVs because they all look the same!
>I hate cars like the Prowler because they're too different!

>>28627914
it is kind of annoying that what is basically just a very weird dodge stratus with a 4 speed ultradrive sticking out of its butt still somehow costs $30,000

>>28627914
The Prowler was a Caravan LARPing as a hot rod.

>>28627868
>its a bodykit

lmao, of WHAT?

this board has the stupidest fucking posters saying the dumbest shit possible

>listing first posted: $8000 FIRM NO HAGGLERS
>two weeks later: $7000 FIRM NO HAGGLERS
>two weeks later: $6000 FIRM NO HAGGLERS
>two weeks later: $5500 FIRM NO HAGGLERS
>two weeks later: $5000 FIRM NO HAGGLERS
lmao

>>28627989
>ITS LE SUPERCAR ENGINEERING
I don't think anyone has ever suggested or alluded to it being a supercar since it was announced.

>>28627989
V6 engine slammed into the firewall for 52/48 weight distro kinda fucks tho

>>28625256

https://york.craigslist.org/ptd/d/york-dodge-viper-parts/7881695308.html

>>28622930 (OP)
that baby'll pull a house down

>>28628683
Extremely curious as to what parts can be salvaged out of the pile of mush that once identified as a Viper.

>>28628818
Depends on how hot it burned. Based on that image though, some desk ornaments or a V10 table stand.

>>28622969
>typical factory delamination on dash
>boomer won't fix it but wants $70k for a basic bitch corvette.

>>28628818
>>28628683
I can sort of understand this if the VIN was remaining and they had the title: it's basically permission to build a kit-car and sell it as a viper.
I don't really understand the point when it has 0 salvageable parts and no title.

>>28622930 (OP)
But anon, it's the deal of a lifetime. Just take out a second mortgage.