Thread 28626450

>pay $165k for a base model with 300 hp
>get raped by a 3 series
What’s wrong with Poorschefags? Is it a humiliation fetish?

Everyone knows Porsche HP counts 2x.
You need double the amount of HP with any other car to even come close to the 911.
There truly is no substitute.

I like Porsches. They're styling is neat and they can comfortable fit a family of four. Also they made some pretty cool cars like the 959, the 918, the Carrera GT, the Targa, and the 968.
I like 3 series too. My favorite is the E46, 330, or maybe an E90 328.
Both make 6 cylinder manual rwd cars, but for different purposes. This shitflinging literally does not make any sense.
And can we all just agree Audis are garbage?

>>28626498
Except for the R8

>>28626519
Bro just get a Huracan at that point.

>>28626533
no

>>28626535
Ok, then get a Gallardo

>>28626547
I want an R8

>>28626498
These threads are made by browns who managed to migrate to europe and think buying a german car makes them white. They are doing this to out-white each other.

>>28626581
What the poor son yappin about?

>>28626613
lol, 316d drivers man, don't ever change

>>28626667
Your decade old base model does get raped by a 3 series whatsoeveralthoughbeit. Should’ve bought high trim brown son.

you nerds post the exact same role plays over and over and over

freshen things up plz

>>28626743
Gonna cry?

>>28626738
show your 3 series

>>28626756
yea from yawning >THOUGHBEITSOWAHTEVERTHOUBEITHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>28626787
You do get raped everbeitwhateverso, poor son.

>>28626765
He has a bus pass.

This is like the 3rd exact thread. Weird obsession bro. It's like when we were literal toddlers and we were obnoxious to the girls we had crushes on.

>>28626820
Take your meds schizo.

BMWs are awful cars. Ive been saying this for a loooong time. Show me the man that survived this marque. Almost everyone I know including myself had a BMW. They are all gone. Every single one failed. Weak transmissions, garbage plastic on crucial components, rotten "quick release" hoses that are frozen solid from degrading, seats that feel like church pews, thoughtless cheesey in dash system, rotten suspension components at 50k miles, resale value of used underwear. It also doesnt seem to matter what year the car was made. 70s, 80s, 90s, 2000s, all lined up in the junk yard. Everytime you start your BMW your treated to a list of electronic senor failures that will never be addressed until your tranmission fails. BMW should just stop making cars. They rely entirely on fanboy germany fantasy that doesnt exist.

Now Porsche on the other hand builds rock solid cars. Most Porsches are still on the road and mantain a degree of value.

What’s the poor dog yappin about?
You get raped by the UDM daily. Best remember that

Porsche mogs everything
>McDonald's struts
Porsche mogs everything and they do it in rental spec cars with McDonald's struts, lol

>>28626450 (OP)
Seething so hard porschegods own bmwdogs. And no, the only bmw that is comparable to the shittiest 911 is an M8

911 is the worlds best all round car and its not even close

>>28626824
Very botlike of you

2003 Nissan 350z

>>28627185
>v8 bmw
@28627196
not even worth a (You)

>>28626450 (OP)
>get raped by a 3 series
No it doesn't

>>28627340
now consider the carrera makes over 500hp with just a remap, naturally aspirated.
there truly is no substitute

>>28627340
calling the m3 simply a 3 series is a bit disingenuous

>>28627394
I was being generous because the M340i gets completely obliterated

>>28627342
carreras haven't been NA for a while now
'turbo' sticker is just a meme now
I mean, taycans have them and they are fucking all-electric

>>28627340
Quicker from 100 -- 130
Checkmate

>>28627451
Carrera - NA
Carrera S - Turbo

The fact that you are even debating a 3 series vs 911 means that Poorsche lost.

>>28627340
There isn't a M3 owner dead or alive who would associate their M3 with "3 series"

>>28627756
But they would be coping because it is just a 3 series.

Judging by who drives new BMW's and their style of driving, it would seem that BMW is for people who need cosigners.

>>28626743
Oh like this stale ass shit you keep posting? Is that the joke?
>>28627340
Kek look at him get btfo'd
>E-EVERYONE WITH AN M3 CALLS IT A 3 SERIES!!!11

>>28627550
No you fucking retard, all Carreras have been turbocharged since 2017

It's why I own a 2015, because finding a 2016 S was rarer than hen's teeth where I live. I didn't want to settle for turboslop.

>>28626519
>>28626533
>>28626547
>>28626572
Lambo, Audi, VW, are all coming from the same company. You can see the same parts used all over the cars.

>>28627830
You own a decade old base model poor son and you do get raped by a 3 series whatsoeveralthoughbeit. Best remember that.

>>28627859
I know but the R8 looks cooler, is cheaper and offers more space for tall drivers

kek it’s the buttmad v6 chally snail.
you’re by far the slowest retard of them all

>>28627898
i wouldn't make these gay ass vw beetle threads if you paid me, faggot

rent fucking free lmao

>>28627830
Yeah my car is turboslop and kinda tired of the lag desu. Still best car ive driven though. Problem is I need back seats and the gt3 touring is not worth 2x my current car. Wish the winged version would come with optional back seats though. I'd buy it.

>>28627907
the gt3 touring is absolutely worth 2x your car. hell, it’s worth 5x your car.

>>28627887
Any of my cars rapes your bus, Casca.

>>28627929
Ready for your raping, my gay poor brown son?

>GT3 touring is worth 300k
Doubt. I'll just keep what I have and buy stocks instead.

>>28627959
shoulda bought a C8 vette desu

>>28627959
>spend $150k on a base model
>get raped by a 3 series
For what purpose? Why don’t you get a better job, poor son?

>>28627946
You're behind the times, brown bitch. I've BEEN raping you.
>>28627959
>turboslop

>>28628129
Why did you buy a decade old base model that gets raped by a 3 series?

>>28626743
why are his tits so juicy?

>>28626450 (OP)
Pricetag keeps poorfags like you away from the brand :)

>>28628198
>paying extra to get raped
You’re not white.

>>28628130
>>28628235
Sheeeit look at my little raped nigger bitch go

>>28628296
What the poor son yappin about? Should’ve bought high trim slow son.

>>28628302
You should buy any car, period. Let's start at step one even: be old enough to take a written driver's license test.

>>28628311
Is the raped dog attempting to communicate?

>>28628486
Is the raped nigger too stupid to comprehend?

>>28627340
Now post the shitty, dumb, 991.1 NA faggot car stats. kthx

he won
thoughbeit

>>28628521
What the raped darkie cryin' 'bout?

Poors really think people are impressed with their decade old base model with 300 hp LMAO. High trim Chads are laughing at you. There’s a club and you’re not in it. You’re getting raped by a 3 series behind the Wendy’s.

>>28626450 (OP)
porsche handles beautifully. everything feels solid.

>>28628560
Whoop there it is
>>28628562
What about the 3 series by the venerable muslim marque, BMW?

>>28628577
Why don’t you get a job, poor son?

>>28628599
Still no proof you work, own a house, own a car or own a wife. How's that raping feel, brown scum?

>>28626450 (OP)
>>28626743
>model 3
>GTR
>corvette
All with similar performance for a fraction of the price.
>WRX
Would win on a REAL road like gravel or dirt.
Even on pavement if there was snow.

>slight 5-10% lower defect rate than merc/bwm but parts/service like 1.5x the price
More defects/issues than mazda, toyota, and honda.
Totally BTFO by Lexus and Acura

Germs are truly a joke.

>power is the only thing that determines the price of a car
mutts are truly something else

>lol 5 star restaurant
>gets raped by wendy's

>>28626450 (OP)
Bimmers = arab shitskins drivers.
Porsche = Aryan übermensch drivers.

Porsche have terrible sound, really awful

What is funny is the bmw fag hasn't posted his car at all. Sucks to actually be poor

>>28628964
>can't get internal validation because knowing you're a loser
>can't get external validation because knowing you're poor
>go online and laugh at rich people enjoying their cars
>???
>less crying before sleep

>>28629024
>d-driving a decade old base model makes me rich!
Kek.

>>28629026
I think you just made his point

>>28629028
I think you and your decade old base model get raped by a 3 series, poor son.

>be poor
>call others poor
kek

>>28629119
The 991.1 gets walked by a Camry 60-130. It’s kinda pathetic

>>28629129
They really think that because they scraped together enough pennies to buy a 300 hp decade old base model that they are part of the club. LMFAO

>>28629135
I’m with you. 997/991 Turbo or look like a tryhard mumbling about twisties.

>>28629182
Well said. I throw change at these broke bums

>>28629207
you should keep those for your bus rides

>>28629345
What the poor brown son yappin about now? You do get raped by a 3 series, albeiteverwhatso.

Why are Porsche drivers so insecure? If you’re so rich and your car is so fast then why are you guys freaking out all the time on this board? What are you trying to prove?

Yeah but the Porsche looks better than the BMW

>guy samefagging for hours
Kek

>>28629418
It’s quite simple. They know they fucked up by buying a decade old base model and now they’re coping.
>>28629480
Ready for your raping?

>>28629377
I hear no denial
>>28629418
just keeping him on the line a little for the lulz

>>28629644
Gonna cry?

>>28629827
>mmm tranny penis

>>28629843
Raped into homosexuality by a 3 series. Next time don’t buy a decade old base model, son.

>>28629897
the 10-year old base 911 rapes the newest M3 in all metrics

>>28629936
Your dusty old base model can’t even beat a Camry, poor son.

>>28629990
>oh noh he's got me better lower my standards
all the way down to camry now are we?

>>28629990
Carmy gaps a 991.1 60-130 slowfag

Tesla 3 Series gaps BMW 3 series.
Checkmate

>>28627859
So is Poorsche

>>28626450 (OP)
>OMG MY LAP TIMES
>OMG MY 0-60
mentally ill

>>28626450 (OP)
every single one of these is automatic with a plastic engine.

>>28630798
And that’s a good thing.