Thread 28658191

Post your bumper stickers

I'm straight, sorry

Not quite a bumper sticker, but I saw this one on a car recently and thought it was cute.

>>28658201
Saw an older Land Cruiser with a big dent in the left rear bumper cover/corner piece. He had a Wile E Coyote decal in the dent. Got a good chuckle out of that.
Picrel is a guy at work.

>>28658191 (OP)
The only people I see with stickers like this are always halfway up the ass of the car in front of them.

Reddit: the thread

I swapped out my hatch and this was already on the glass. With 5% tint you cant really see it so i just left it.

>>28658191 (OP)
i should put a
>caution: asian driver
sticker on mine for lulz

saw this one another day on a clapped out chrysler town and country

>>28658191 (OP)
just arrived hot off the press

>>28659196
>brown and gaythiest

>>28658191 (OP)
imagine faking a bumper sticker for a thread. Makes me wonder how much has /o/ been dishonest with me over the years.

>>28659361
i drive a car, i promise

>>28659370
what the hell is a car

>>28659349
What about women?

>>28659376
a motorised rollingham

UNREGISTERED HYPERCAM 2 decal on top left of rear windshield. das all for me.

I once saw a window sticker that said
>if you’re going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
I didn’t know how to feel about that one.

>>28659700
jej that's a good one

I'm not putting childish stickers on my Porsche

I have one of these in my back window

>>28658201
I've seen a few like that, which were cats begging to refill the food dish

>>28659200
Honestly I hate those sticks on principle, regardless of who it's making fun of.
That shit is not Calvin

K.

>>28660791
And of course these.

>shitbox covered in stickers dies
>finally put a single one on the new car
>see this thread
it's a sign. a shit sign, but a sign nonetheless

>>28659149
that's been dead for a long long time

>>28660791
checks out

>>28660804
If it helps I only stick them on the back glass.

>>28659329
reminds me of this one

I really wish aho or kommandostore would have done it as a slap too

>>28660808
at least you aren't a savage

>>28660811
That's probably debatable, but I like to think I'm civilised.

>>28658201
Looks too much like he's grabbing his dick unfortunately

>>28659196
Might as well just say "retard"

CUM ON ENGLUND SCOR SUM FAKIN GOALS

>>28660791
YS

I only put WAT stickers on my goofy shitboxes

>>28659552
these post irony stickers millennial women slap on their shitboxes are so fucking corny, they fail to realize they are already becoming their mothers.

>>28659700
I've had this on my car since 2018

Old pic, the slaps aren't there anymore, but the hypercam still is.

was pretty into /osg/ back in the day.

>>28659841

Just because you own a Porsche, doesn't mean you aren't allowed to have fun.

>>28661949
>that fucking plate

>>28659356
>>28661103

>>28661953
I also have Kuudere on my 944

I just have this sticker on the front of my bike so cagers can read it in their rear-view mirror and get the fuck out of my way.

>>28659552
ultra reddit faggot shit

what stickers for an 80s landbarge

>>28661987
cropped hentai + esoteric fascist symbology

Last bumper sticker I put on anything was on my dad's 85 dodge pickup when I was a kid. It said "So many prairie dogs, so few recipes."

>>28661970
wish I had a million bucks so I could send you on a quest cross-town with a carton of indian feces over and over and over

The green one is just to let everyone know that I'm a downhill mountainbiker and I'm fucking hardcore.

The Edelweiss is the symbol of the alpinist's association.

>>28661949
Gay
Gay
Cool
What?

>>28659380
That's implied.

>>28662625
>to let everyone know that I'm a
Are you gay or something?

>>28662625
Yeah that is kinda gay anon. I mean you do you but the explanation was gay.

>>28662634
>>28662640
I think that was irony

>>28658191 (OP)
Bumper stickers are for sodomites and sluts.

>>28660804
But I can excuse easter eggs and motorsport related stickers like this.

>>28661949
>Unlocking Autism
Holy fuck this is amazing

I guess this is /osg/ now?
Does anyone still have any of these?

>>28662625
You could have just put a single pride sticker on there and save you the cost of the second sticker

>>28663617
That's not true at all, if you stick one pride sticker on there you end up with 5 more.

>>28659349
I assume you definitely have no ball to take this with your car on the road

put on one of these because it looks cool and only those in the know will recognize it.

>>28663970
You mean they assume he has an inflatable "girlfriend"?

>>28662627
The slaps aren't on there anymore. Although I do have another of the Gundam sticker. I think supereffective might even sell it still.

The stickers I had on before those. circa 2018-19 Debating putting some back on. I'm in my late 20s now and I'm not sure if I want that boyracer vibe, I'm not 20 anymore.

>>28661956
>doesn't know that by being a fagtheist is playing into the jews and molochs hands
You're a bigger kike than any Christian alive

>>28664341
He also fakes phone calls with friends

>>28659349
>how to get your tires slashed in less than one day

>>28664505
go OD on fentanyl, floyd

>>28664563
>>28664341
imagine getting this butthurt over a sticker, just lmao

>>28665154
>t.can't handle a joke
Why so sensitive?

>>28665222
>gets assblasted over a sticker
>h-heh I'm just joking my guy!!
ell
oh
ell

>>28665248
Is this a trolling attempt?

>>28661624
I saw a guy with a wat hoodie at Lowe's the other day but I assumed there's no way he was privy to wat automotive technology and it surely must have been a coincidence

>>28665154
>he doesn't know

>>28658191 (OP)
Are there "WARNING: UNINSURED" stickers? They're probably legal, right?