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Anonymous No.28660232 >>28660234 >>28660236 >>28660249 >>28660272 >>28660364 >>28661481 >>28662332 >>28662443 >>28662562 >>28662681 >>28662887 >>28664364
Here is your daily bro
Anonymous No.28660234 >>28660249
>>28660232 (OP)
slow piece of shit
Anonymous No.28660236
>>28660232 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUFak71Nr_g
Anonymous No.28660249
>>28660232 (OP)
Based.
>>28660234
I forked your mom.
Anonymous No.28660257 >>28660349 >>28662378 >>28662426
My work keeps hiring people for night shift that have "previous experience" and they keep destroying the warehouse by smashing into the uprights and bending the rails in our bins. Why is this?
Anonymous No.28660272 >>28663410
>>28660232 (OP)
I don't see any place to hang my bag, and there isn't even an onboard computer. I could never.
Anonymous No.28660349
>>28660257
Do you know how easy it is to buy a driver's license at a bazaar in Ukraine or India?

Very easy. Corruption in Third World countries is HUGE.
Anonymous No.28660364 >>28662317
>>28660232 (OP)
I'm doing a welding program at my local CC and I noticed that the degree plan actually includes a forklift class in the last semester. I'm kinda looking forward to it, seems fun.
Anonymous No.28661481 >>28661490
>>28660232 (OP)
it has wheels,and a form of propulsion thats not ev . yup id drive the shit out of it
Anonymous No.28661490 >>28661621
>>28661481
Kneel to your electric lift truck overlord
Anonymous No.28661621 >>28662317
>>28661490
That warehouse is fucking massive
Anonymous No.28662317 >>28663145
>>28660364
It's not fun. Most forklifts are clapped the fuck out with shitty brakes and controls that barely work. They're extremely heavy and it doesn't take much effort to do a fuckload of damage or kill somebody or yourself.

>>28661621
I've seen bigger. I used to work in warehouses and DC's with 600+ doors.
Anonymous No.28662332 >>28663066
>>28660232 (OP)
I work in tech now, and the best job I ever had was being a forklift operator at Menards. Cool boss, cool coworkers, forklift driving is just inherently fun, and a bunch of 18-22 year old cashiers to flirt with.
Anonymous No.28662378
>>28660257
the average job candidate with "forklift experience" was just fired from Home Depot for showing up wasted
Anonymous No.28662426
>>28660257
because driving a forklift isn't actually that hard and any drunk retard could do it, it also happens to be some kind of point of pride or aspiration for the lower class to be a forklift driver so they all want to do it despite being drunken retards
Anonymous No.28662443
>>28660232 (OP)
Low profile w/ deep dish 13's
Anonymous No.28662562
>>28660232 (OP)
Nice the natural predator to the chink.
Anonymous No.28662681 >>28664225
>>28660232 (OP)
Ah yes the tele handlers less impressive little brother
Is needing a crane license for tele handler unique to Australia?
Anonymous No.28662684 >>28662686 >>28662768
Can i ask the merfags how they need a licence for a piss ant forklift but any retard can hop in a colossal ass excavator?
Anonymous No.28662686 >>28662745
>>28662684
I don't have a license for this
Anonymous No.28662745 >>28663564
>>28662686
Cool. But my question still remains: nothing for this but for a little forklift?
Anonymous No.28662768 >>28662779
>>28662684
Ask work safe, same thing, forklift is a high risk work licence yet any retard can hop in a loader.
Anonymous No.28662779 >>28662808
>>28662768
You'd have to be retarded to hurt yourself or anyone else driving a forklift
Anonymous No.28662808
>>28662779
and there's always accidents...just keep that in mind
Anonymous No.28662825
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Anonymous No.28662887 >>28662889 >>28662898
>>28660232 (OP)
>most masculine forklift operator
Anonymous No.28662889
>>28662887
God I want to plap a forklift certified goth gf so bad
Anonymous No.28662898 >>28664186
>>28662887
Imagine the fear you'd have knowing a woman is driving around a 10,000+lb forklift near you
Anonymous No.28663066 >>28663296 >>28663998
>>28662332
>forklift driving is inherently fun
Is this true? I feel like after a while it would be as monotonous as any other job
Anonymous No.28663145
>>28662317
Well yeah, doing it as a job wouldn't be fun, but doing a class with the school's well-maintained machines seems enjoyable. Fwiw I'm no stranger to dangerous machinery either and I know how to not be a retard.
Anonymous No.28663153 >>28664182
Remember that zoomer that ended up as a chicken nugget by being squished by a forklift?
Anonymous No.28663296
>>28663066
I found it fun, like being a kid playing with a giant tonka toy again, but maybe you just gotta have a certain strain of autism to like it a lot
Anonymous No.28663410 >>28664182
>>28660272
1F1-1F2 GOAT forklift imo. so easy to work on
Anonymous No.28663564 >>28663787
>>28662745
I think it has something to do with operating on public roads
Anonymous No.28663787 >>28663793 >>28663981
>>28663564
Forklifts aren't street certified? The closest I've seen to one on the road is pulling a pallet off a flatbed in the parking lot.
Anonymous No.28663793
>>28663787
Idk then. You need a crane license for a telehandler in my country
Anonymous No.28663981
>>28663787
Mine has headlights and turn signals. Good enough for the road for me.
Anonymous No.28663998
>>28663066
Forklifts are fun but rider pallet jacks are where its at. Had a warehouse picking gig with these, found a service manual online and turned em up for me and the boys.
Anonymous No.28664176 >>28664631
Here is my daily at my warehouse.
Anonymous No.28664182
>>28663153
>>28663410

Found the next one to go
Anonymous No.28664186
>>28662898
Used to work in roadworks. Only woman on site was a plant op because she couldn't keep up with the labour. She was pretty good tbf.
Anonymous No.28664225 >>28664227
>>28662681
>Ah yes the tele handlers less impressive little brother
I have both, and honestly the fork gets more use.
Anonymous No.28664227 >>28664228
>>28664225
Fuck me what make is that? 70s Lego?
Anonymous No.28664228
>>28664227
>Fuck me what make is that? 70s Lego?
89-95 Lego actually... Lull 844B
Anonymous No.28664364
>>28660232 (OP)
>disconnect the seat while you aren't looking
Anonymous No.28664631
>>28664176
>no steering wheel or pedals
Cuck shit