Thread 28660970

What do Ultimate Driving Machines and pretty girls have in common?
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They both turn heads, handle curves beautifully, and if you don’t give them proper maintenance, they’ll remind you loudly that you messed up

they both get fucked and raped by eastern european mobsters

>>28660970 (OP)
They become more grotesque, expensive, full of plastic, boring, and unreliable every year. Unfortunately the old ones are all cracked up and blown out too while being incredibly expensive as well.

>>28660970 (OP)
2 hideous beasts in that video

>>28660970 (OP)
did you find this on your dad's facebook?

>>28660970 (OP)
>What do Ultimate Driving Machines and pretty girls have in common?

You'll go broke keeping one.

>>28661002
god why cant they just be pretty and fuckoff
they don't even comprehend the damage they have done to automobile design and it is the biggest tragedy in recorded history.

>>28660970 (OP)
that is not an attractive female and she's acting like a retard

>>28661002
>93% food
They're literally starving us to death REEEEEE

>>28661002
Even in the 'good old days' when practically every woman was a housewife most household spending was done by the wife while the husband at work.

>>28660970 (OP)
>auto only
>mcdonalds struts
>eBay lip
>black wheels
>black headlights
The bitch is a ricer and you are a simp.

>>28660970 (OP)
You pass them on to whatever Balkan drug dealer to get the new model when it comes out?

>>28660970 (OP)
Surely there is no correlation that this ugly specimen just happen to pick the ugliest bmw

>>28661274
Just a funny coincidence. These status chasing sluts will buy the newest top of the line German car anyways no matter how it looks.

>>28661324
If they wanted the newest top of the line German car then why would they get a BMW?

>>28661326
Because Automobilwerk Eisenach Wartburg and Sachsenring Trabant don't exist anymore ;_;

>>28660970 (OP)
outfits like this and especially those boots drive me crazy bros. It's just not fair, us men have nothing comparable to that - like imagine how sexy she must feel wearing that

>>28660970 (OP)
This clown world is too cringe

>>28661002
This title is retarded. For every "hate consumerism" hippie there are a thousand wannabe-jetsetters treating Vogue as their Bible. Doesn't also account for >>28661155 .

>>28661334
get fit and enjoy feeling superior

>>28661334
women love a man in uniform. a tailored suit also makes you look really good

>>28661128
you can eat a steak dinner everyday for a year with the amount these woms spend on labubu dubai chocolate boba latte bullshit

>>28660970 (OP)
my money to the first car company that refuses to sell to women

>>28661002
>>28661155
>>28661415
The majority of men have always seen shopping and picking shit out as a hassle that they don't want to deal with. How many dudes do you see out there as the primary purchasers of kitchen appliances, clothes and toys for their children, home decorations, etc? It's not like they don't have the option to be the main buyer of household items, they just don't give a shit. As long as they get home and there's food and everything works and they don't run out of toilet paper they couldn't care less. There are dudes out there who will purposefully bitch and moan about picking up groceries if their wife or girlfriend doesn't give them an exact list of every single fucking item to pick up and exactly what aisle and shelf everything is in on top of that. There are dudes out there who get married and never buy a single fucking piece of clothing for themselves past that point. There are dudes out there who will go to their job and come home and sit in a fucking pig sty unless their wife buys a vacuum cleaner and a new bottle of cleaner every month.

Men do not give a single shit about shopping and never have. You can't be like "omg society is gonna collapse because women be shopping!!" when the very thought of going to a department store gives you a fucking conniption. Who the fuck else in the household is going to do the purchasing then? Your kids?

I would like to have sex with her.

>>28663411
>As long as they get home and there's food and everything works and they don't run out of toilet paper they couldn't care less.
I too live in 1952 and see men as gruff caricatures

>>28661002
am I having a stroke? what the fuck am I even reading? 80% of healthcare is purchased by women? they're buying bank accounts?

A broad who looks like that has to try so very hard to be cringy; actually impressive.

>>28660970 (OP)
Needs about 600 cheese burgers.

>>28663472
Fellow architect...

>>28663438
>I too live in 1952 and see men as gruff caricatures
This isn't a caricature, this is literally what men do at their own behest. You literally have dipshits ON THIS WEBSITE who talk about how the ideal life is women cooking and cleaning while they focus 100% on their career or whatever; if you CAN'T COOK and DON'T CLEAN, do you really think that you're going to know what ingredients to buy for dinner? Do you know what kind of detergent you're going to want to purchase? Are you going to track your household finances daily when you are not making daily purchases? I know dudes who unironically do not get new clothes unless they need something for work or their wife buys it for them. I am not kidding. It's the end result of people labeling any sort of whimsy, eclecticism, or personality as gay. Some guy in another thread asked if he should decorate the back seat of his own motherfucking car and people called him gay.

Want proof of this in real life? Go to the men's section of your nearest department store and look at the clothing there. It's all the most boring dogshit selection imaginable.

>>28663538
>Some guy in another thread asked if he should decorate the back seat of his own motherfucking car and people called him gay.
t. you
lmaooo gayboy

>>28663538
Honest question: if you pick up a drill (or any power too really) - what is the very first thing you do with it?

>>28663576
Try inserting it sideways into my ass

>>28663578
Different answer than I was expecting, but the same conclusion. How queer.

>>28660970 (OP)
That cunt's clearly had subframe work

>>28660970 (OP)
nigga they both fake and plastic

>>28663576
Everyone knows you pull the trigger twice and/or pretend its a gun.

>>28661326
dont nitpick my words faggot. top of the line German car for normies and sluts IS an M/RS/AMG even if its an entry level sedan. more than enough to attract coomers and alike. obviously an OF slut will never be able to afford something like a gt3. get the fuck out of here retard

she’s so sexy I can’t even

>>28660970 (OP)
>no ass
>no tits
>not actually fit just skinny
>flabby and gross
>twerking
>tiktok mannerisms
>black hair
>all black everything(you just know)
yeh... nah i'll pass.

>>28664503
delusional

>>28663510
Greetings.

>>28664520
Ew.

>>28664520
>supra

maybe the best of both worlds

>>28660970 (OP)
They either get trashed by brown guys or babied by rich white or east asian guys.

>>28660970 (OP)
>pretty girls
She's not really "pretty" tho.

>>28664520
what's this broad's name, reverse image search is failing me.

>>28664802
queenkalin

>>28664802
Smeagol

>>28664828
>actual coalburner
oh well

>>28664661
>pic
These idiots always go over the board and fuck it all up as a result. How about making something like 10-20k per year? But noooo, millions! I need millions!

>>28664396
Correct answer

>>28664862
Lmao I think that to have the gall to pull off this kind of stunt you have to be too reckless to think like you, though I agree with you.

>>28661128
>>28661002
Women are the ones who cook, so they also make up the majority of people who buy food in the first place. Men also don't go to the doctor or plan vacations without a woman involved. It's common for wives to manage their husband's doctor visits, my mom managed her husband and her father's visits to the doctor when my grandma died.

>>28661128
>>28661002
Women are the ones who cook, so they also make up the majority of people who buy food in the first place. Men also don't go to the doctor or plan vacations without a woman involved. It's common for wives to manage their husband's doctor visits, my mom managed my father's and her grandpa's visits to the doctor when my grandma died.

>>28664927
>men are incapable toddlers that need a woman to do everything for them

>>28660970 (OP)
>anterior pelvic tilt AND tight bands to try trick you into thinking she has an ass
>no tits (and what she has she's probably padding anyway)
>caked in makeup/filters

At least she's thin and has nice hair I guess? But that's 50% of strippers.

>>28665041
my dad is like this and it infuriates me. a house of cards also holds up to pressure better than him

>>28665041
guessing there are no women in your life lol

>>28665496
guessing you're a retarded invalid lol

>>28660970 (OP)
They're both built for Turkish cock

>>28660970 (OP)
They're full of plastic

>>28664846
to be fair she's brazilian, it's not like she has much options

>>28666369
Hence why Brazil looks and behaves like... Brazil.