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“Built like a diesel” lmao yeah bro, that’s why it’s drowning in 10 miles of wire harness and plastic puke.
Toyota really said “what if we make a 4-banger so overcomplicated that even looking at it voids the warranty.”
“Never under stress” — sure, if you ignore the 20+ psi of boost, sky-high compression, paper-thin bearings, and 0W-8 cooking oil trying to hold it all together.
Audi’s 4.2 makes power without pretending to be an iPhone motherboard. Toyota’s “beautiful package” looks like a cyberpunk blender.
Also love the “it’ll last 500k if you use E85 and pray to Akio Toyoda” cope. Yeah man, nothing says reliability like requiring premium fuel and divine intervention.
>IT IS OK WHEN THE NIP DOES IT!!!!
oh yeah...