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Anonymous No.28670581 >>28670586 >>28670589 >>28671673 >>28672182 >>28672243 >>28675374 >>28677301 >>28679116
Heavy machine fags assemble
Anonymous No.28670586 >>28670595 >>28670682 >>28672243
>>28670581 (OP)
>ipad dash
there is no escape
Anonymous No.28670589 >>28670592 >>28670679 >>28671436 >>28672457
>>28670581 (OP)
>Duh i dwive da twaktor
Nobody cares about your poverty wage bullshit blue collar bullshit.
>inb4 i make 100k a year only working 14 hour days
I bet you ddive a lifted truck too.
Anonymous No.28670592 >>28670725
>>28670589
lmao assblasted office faggot
Anonymous No.28670595
>>28670586
At least there it has a purpose.
Anonymous No.28670679 >>28670725
>>28670589
Holy shit who hurt you lol
Anonymous No.28670682
>>28670586
Ah they brought it in a couple years ago but i just use it to see what the tide is and go off the boom markers.
Anonymous No.28670725 >>28670843 >>28671299 >>28671438 >>28672320
>>28670592
>>28670679
Blue collar workers are the lowest scum of society and need to be reminded daily that they are not valuable and can be replaced at a moments notice.
Anonymous No.28670843
>>28670725
>Anon wanted to drive big toys and couldn't handle it

Kek. Show us your car.
Anonymous No.28671299 >>28671412 >>28671870
>>28670725
Low quality bait.
Anonymous No.28671412
>>28671299
I gas people. Guess my job is real
Anonymous No.28671432 >>28671771
>Tfw Disney will never make a movie about talking heavy equipment
Anonymous No.28671436 >>28672344
>>28670589
You're hurt because you believed your teacher that if you got good grades you wouldn't have to become a garbage man only to learn garbage men earn $100K more than you
Anonymous No.28671438
>>28670725
It's ok that you have to work your ass off and are still poor.
God, I love my job.
Anonymous No.28671619 >>28671630 >>28671759 >>28677570
is a k loader heavy equipment? it can lift 33 thousand pounds up to a massive aircraft
Anonymous No.28671630
>>28671619
It looks like if this thing was sentient, it would be a good friend.
Anonymous No.28671673 >>28671764 >>28672193 >>28673208 >>28673865
>>28670581 (OP)
I fucking hate farmers. They limp their shit all the way until it stops working then cry when they have to pay $15k for a transmission on a $150k machine.
Anonymous No.28671759
>>28671619
That looks fucking sick.
Anonymous No.28671764 >>28672202
>>28671673
A lot of the younger ones don't look after their gear. Don't grease it don't wash it and definitely don't change the oil.
Anonymous No.28671771 >>28671878
>>28671432
fuck em
Anonymous No.28671870 >>28671908 >>28671965 >>28672364 >>28672457
>>28671299
I can't help it if low IQ people don't understand what I do.
Its funny how people with lesser intellects insist on bringing high achievers down to their level.
"Wrenching," as they like to call it is a perfect example.
Insisting you must do your own dirty work on a machine or car is ridiculous. I pay high school drop out "mechanics" to do my dirty work, because I don't want to.
Anonymous No.28671878 >>28671906
>>28671771
https://youtube.com/shorts/cOg0TB4EyMk
Anonymous No.28671906
>>28671878
Fuckin love that guy
Anonymous No.28671908 >>28671936 >>28672195
>>28671870
Proud faggot right here.
p No.28671936 >>28671942
>>28671908
>t. Seething wagie
Congrats on coming out i guess
Anonymous No.28671942
>>28671936
Anonymous No.28671965 >>28671973 >>28671980
>>28671870
>anon insists blue collar work is not important
>anon pays a retard to do something for him because he doesn't know how
Anonymous No.28671973 >>28671990
>>28671965
>Poorfag doesn't understand the concept of optimizing time
Makes sense since you poors probably waste a lot of time just getting drunk alone
p No.28671980 >>28671990
>>28671965
No, i never said that menial tasks were not important, they are just something that most people outsource to "poor unfortunate souls," who are destined to change oil, scrub toilets, and flip burgers to survive.
Its important to me that my toilet is sparkling for me when i take a well-nourished shit. Now scrub, wagie.
Anonymous No.28671990 >>28671995
>>28671973
>>28671980
Samefag. You still haven't shown us your car Anon!
p No.28671995 >>28671997 >>28672457
>>28671990
>Wahhh everyone who puts me in my place is just one guy
Pathetic, wagie. I have a skidmark in my toilet for you to scrub.
I don't pay for gloves, so you will need to buy your own.
Anonymous No.28671997 >>28672367
>>28671995
You drive a Peugeot don't you Anon
Anonymous No.28672182 >>28672187
>>28670581 (OP)
Hell yeah brother
Anonymous No.28672187 >>28672219 >>28672300
>>28672182
Anonymous No.28672189 >>28672196 >>28672457
Imagine having to work outside, lol.
Anonymous No.28672193
>>28671673

Looks like a volvo trans, might be cat since they use similar yellow on the heavy equipment side.
Anonymous No.28672195
>>28671908
Nice. Bought my daughter the same thing in the summer.
Anonymous No.28672196 >>28672198 >>28672294 >>28672457
>>28672189
Imagine not having a comfy corporate office job that allows you to travel around the country on your own schedule or chill in the comfy office and also gives you the opportunity to go into the field and get dirty and drive big heavy equipment
Anonymous No.28672198 >>28672203 >>28672457
>>28672196
You just described my job, except I've no interest to drive dirty ass heavy equipment. I have people to do that.
Anonymous No.28672202
>>28671764
I'd say it's probably the opposite. I can imagine boomers doing that with their cheapass ¨Oh, it's fine¨ mentality.
Anonymous No.28672203 >>28672208
>>28672198
Sounds like non forklift certified behavior
Anonymous No.28672208 >>28672219
>>28672203
>he needs a certificate for basic shit like that
Lol. Also, you call that heavy equipment?
Anonymous No.28672219
>>28672208
I'm talking the 36k forklift pictured here >>28672187
Anonymous No.28672243 >>28672294
>>28670586
>>28670581 (OP)
can it run emulators?
I would be playing crash nitro kart on that shit when nobody is looking
Anonymous No.28672294
>>28672196
So thats what being born without testosterone looks like

>>28672243
Totally could. Runs on windows 10.
Anonymous No.28672297 >>28672302 >>28672311 >>28672457
so what do you working class spastics do when you're not shagging your sister? drink blake fluid?
Anonymous No.28672300
>>28672187
Sick but the crane is stealing that photo.
Anonymous No.28672302 >>28672306
>>28672297
Shagging your sister
Anonymous No.28672306
>>28672302
fawk me mate, hope you used a condom
Anonymous No.28672311 >>28672313
>>28672297
I read Sun Tzu's The Art of War
Anonymous No.28672313
>>28672311
didn't know they'd done an illustrated version but well done you
Anonymous No.28672320 >>28672325 >>28672327
>>28670725
I recently got a white collar job in construction
I feel like a lazy piece of shit. I show up late most days, I take naps, I sit in my trailer watching Hitler lore videos and i face no consequences for any of it.
And yet I make more money than any blue collar job I've ever had. I get paid by the mile, and I accrue a day off worth of PTO every pay check. I'm making the most money, have the least responsibility, and do nothing of tangible value other than navigating a mire of regulations, emails, specifications and legal compliance clauses.
The money is great, and yet feels like complete bullshit work. I honestly wish I became a foreman instead, because then I could actually do something productive with my time. The economy is completely inverted where the people putting their bodies on the line get paid like dirt, and people who do nothing like me are making all the money.
Anonymous No.28672321 >>28672323
the seething office fags in here make me love the job even more
Anonymous No.28672323 >>28672457
>>28672321
go easy on your sister tonight mate, I know you're happy and excited, but she's only 8
Anonymous No.28672325 >>28672332 >>28672457
>>28672320
>people who do nothing like me are making all the money.


You get paid to "do nothing" because a lot of the low IQs can't handle it. You'd be shocked at the number of people who cannot read.
Anonymous No.28672327 >>28672332
>>28672320
Anonymous No.28672329
I actually make the heavy equipment attachments, does that count?
Anonymous No.28672332
>>28672325
I guess so. 1 in 4 american adults are illiterate last i checked.
I just empathize with blue collar workers because I did it for so long, and now my job is catch their fuck ups while I go home clean and rested having made twice as much money. Its not a feeling I enjoy honestly.
>>28672327
I've passed through all 4 of these quadrants at one point of my life or another.
Anonymous No.28672344 >>28672346 >>28672576
>>28671436
Well spoken. Garbage men are the finest people I have ever met. More than heroes, they are Union Men.
Anonymous No.28672346
>>28672344
they're cunts who couldn't make it as potato packers
Anonymous No.28672364 >>28672457
>>28671870
HOLY BVSED.... SO FVCKIN BVSED
Anonymous No.28672367
>>28671997
>You haven't posted a car
>No no not that car!
Retard.
Anonymous No.28672457 >>28672571
well lookie here!

>>28672364
>>28672323
>>28672325
>>28672297
>>28672198
>>28672196
>>28672189
>>28671995
>>28671870
>>28670589

Parade of the seething office cucks
Anonymous No.28672545 >>28677298 >>28680205
YOU FUCKERS TOLD ME THIS WAS NOT POSSIBLE FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
https://files.catbox.moe/fkovv0.webm
Anonymous No.28672571
>>28672457
Well lookie here, a mexican.
Anonymous No.28672576
>>28672344
Sounds like communism to me.
Anonymous No.28673208 >>28674154
>>28671673
Farmer here. I try to not be the type of farmer you speak of. Sometimes shit gets overlooked for a while, but yeah some people are just hard on their shit for some reason...
Anonymous No.28673865 >>28674020
>>28671673
more often it's the help don't give a fuck because they're a few more weeks away from affording a crack binge.
Anonymous No.28674020 >>28674032
>>28673865
Yeah farm help is a meme. They will just get paid to destroy your equipment for you... I do everything by myself or have my wife and kids help. Anyone else is undependable and untrustworthy.
Anonymous No.28674032 >>28674921
>>28674020
probably has nothing to do with the fact you can pay them minimum wage plus skirt overtime.
Anonymous No.28674154
>>28673208
Tbf farmers are busy out the ass. I don't blame them all for not having time to look at shit.

Thats why mechanic is a job.
Anonymous No.28674921 >>28675347
>>28674032
>probably has nothing to do with the fact you can pay them minimum wage plus skirt overtime.
They're not even worth minimum wage to be honest. I seriously do not do hire anything done. If I can't do it myself its not even worth doing.
Anonymous No.28675347 >>28675685
>>28674921
you aren't one to speak because if you are less than 3 operators then you're not a functional commerical farmer.
Anonymous No.28675374 >>28675444
>>28670581 (OP)
RIP your're jobs, once AI takes over machines fully.
Anonymous No.28675444 >>28675456 >>28675481 >>28675492
>>28675374
Name a job that wouldn't be taken by AI by that point.
Anonymous No.28675456 >>28675477
>>28675444
Anesthesiology
Anonymous No.28675477 >>28675484
>>28675456
most of your job is already done by a machine
you're cooked homie
Anonymous No.28675481
>>28675444
the job of cleaning the filters on the robot overlords
Anonymous No.28675484 >>28675497
>>28675477
Like what? The ventilator? kek
Anonymous No.28675492
>>28675444
Construction
Anonymous No.28675497 >>28675531
>>28675484
https://www.gehealthcare.com/products/anesthesia-solutions/carestation-750?srsltid=AfmBOoqAilCn5_WYBMMqpP9HBozywPIBODC0qaMux1-cS4HmOHuYsZTQ

rather misleading name for a machine that only needs a human operator for liability purposes
you are a body to throw under a bus when something goes wrong and nothing more
Anonymous No.28675531 >>28675750
>>28675497
So you googled an anesthesia machine and think it runs itself? It only gives gas and ventilates btw
Anonymous No.28675685
>>28675347
Yeah I would agree I'm not a commercial farmer. Family farm here. Around 400 irritated acres, put up a couple thousand 3x3x8 bales of hay per year and am currently running 200+ cows.
Anonymous No.28675750
>>28675531
>It only gives gas and ventilates btw
the only reason it can't do more is because they need a warm body for liability
you are the warm body
Anonymous No.28677298
>>28672545
what in the absolute fuck
Anonymous No.28677301 >>28677521 >>28677530 >>28677542
>>28670581 (OP)
>heavy
where is the autoloader in that thing and how well armoured is the front?
Anonymous No.28677521 >>28678659
>>28677301
What kind of hell is this?
Anonymous No.28677530 >>28678655
>>28677301
And why is there a boat propeller in your footwell?
Anonymous No.28677542 >>28678659
>>28677301
If that isn't a CET you're getting flipped by my shovelmech.

Seriously though thats cool as fuck what is it
Anonymous No.28677570
>>28671619
Yeah those things are neat. During my time in teh chair force I got to ride on one and use it for loading luggage, the K loader makes all sorts of awesome WHIRR noises when it raises up to the plane. I really liked these goofy telehandlers, it's a HMMWV and forklift combined and they are usually simple (army proof) to fix.
Anonymous No.28678655
>>28677530
that's the AC
Anonymous No.28678659 >>28678886
>>28677521
>>28677542
a T-72
Anonymous No.28678664 >>28678892
When hme operators unite do we get something other than drunk?
Anonymous No.28678886 >>28679102
>>28678659
>T-72
>41 tonne

>HX520L
>52 tonne

Why yes, Anon, this is heavy. Cool as fuck though.
Anonymous No.28678892 >>28679365
>>28678664
We are all autistic and like giant robots.
Anonymous No.28679102 >>28679112
>>28678886
I can go heavier, but taking photos inside a BΓΌffel recovery vehicle would trigger the owner.
Anonymous No.28679112 >>28679130
>>28679102
Those things are awesome. Massive crane on them. They look like land ships.
Anonymous No.28679116
>>28670581 (OP)
Does my wife count
Anonymous No.28679130
>>28679112
they're also p agile and can tow a 62 ton leo with ease
Anonymous No.28679140 >>28679143 >>28680200
How do I get into this? I was thinking about applying for an apprenticeship at the local operating engineer union but they told me they had 400+ other people waiting for an apprenticeship and with winter coming up the contracts will be basically nothing.
Anonymous No.28679143 >>28679144
>>28679140
Depends, how low is your IQ?
If you are not dumb enough already, you could get a lobotomy.
Anonymous No.28679144
>>28679143
about room temp
Anonymous No.28679365 >>28680199
>>28678892
I was the kid at kinder playing with the tonka trucks like an autist
Anonymous No.28680199 >>28680206
>>28679365
Oh i remember you from the forklift thread

Hello!
Anonymous No.28680200
>>28679140
Personally i went into construction as labour and just kept making it clear i wanted to do excavators. Old dudes are happy to show you and let you have a whack when things are slow. But i'm a bong and had to save up Β£800 for an over 10 tonne excavator loicence. Worth it though cuz the pay is fantastic.
Anonymous No.28680205
>>28672545
Anonymous No.28680206
>>28680199
Thinking about forklifts we got a new 4 tonnes lifting capacity jcb telehandler at work, it's really nice the old jcb we had could only do one thing at a time, 2025 one can lift, tilt, raise the boom and extend it all at the same time