Thread 28674619

>I LOVE wastefulness
>I LOVE greed
>I LOVE noise
>I LOVE pollution
>I LOVE comfort and decadence, it is GOOD for me
>I HATE the environment
>I LOVE indirectly stealing from my family and my children, when I could have purchased land for their future homes or other appreciating assets, but instead I wanted my Big Boy Toy
>I am totally OWNING those libtards (even though I am directly paying them as they are working for the car company at the high rises in some city probably in Atlanta or Seattle or California, and profiting off of my purchase of this truck, and from my fuel purchases, and at banks profiting from the interest of the loan I had to take out
>I know ALL of this to be true, and I know you know that, and I know you know I know that, but I still choose to remain ignorant, because I am just that prideful, greedy, and retarded
>my VERY BEST COPE is that... uh... nonwhites are bad drivers or something, so I need a tank, but I won't actually do anything about it but hide in my tank, which ironically disqualifies me from empathy
>yeah bro I TOTALLY use it for work, like the 3 times a year I haul my boat to the lake. It's an ASSET, don't you get it?
Anything I missed here? Does this adequatly sum up the trugger mentality? I'm working on a chat bot that aims to emulate these people as perfectly as possible.

>i see pickup truck is trying to change into my lane but cant because pickup too big
>i make space and flash high beams
>as he pulls into my lane flicks a cig that bounces off my windshield
okay never doing that again

>>28674619 (OP)
*cums in you*

fuck ya mudda

>>28674619 (OP)
>pollution
All ICE vehicles do that, idiot.
>size
And your hideous Chinese EVs aren't also huge?
>thinks most pickup trucks are owned by childless white-collar brown people who can't drive
Actual retardation.

>>28674619 (OP)
MIGA

>>28674976
Why are all americans like this? Does their poisonous tap water make them this way?

>>28675048
Jews

Amerifats are a stain on mankind.

>>28675064
Oh right, those things. They still exist over there, huh.

>>28675064
Right because the whites didn'tdunuffin

The word you're looking for is Greed. Jesus was a Jew btw.

>>28674619 (OP)
Its extra gay when you realize these are all autos

>>28675048
Infant genital mutilation

>>28674619 (OP)
If they legitimately use it, I don't have a problem.
If they don't but still want to larp just get a full size pickup (ie F150, Ram1500, etc...)

Because when I'm in my TRUCK I am the invincible ruler of the road. I buy the 6.7L so everyone in my suburb knows I"M the boss and they know that I could be country if I wanted to. My spotlessly clean TRUCK, which in truth, I don't really need or have a use for, is a powerful symbol, indicative of my economic dominance among lesser beings. And as a resourceful American, I take pride in knowing that I COULD handle any tough truck situation that arises, even if it never does. Additionally, if any are so foolish as to cross my path, the fates of lesser vehicles and pedestrians are sealed. It's the end they chose. I care not about fuel economy, "Economy" doesn't enter the equation when I already took out a 96 month loan on $80,000 on 8,000 pounds of all American steel. Tell me son, what shits do I give about the price of diesel? From atop my high castle, my mobile command battleship, I look down upon your poor little econo box, so pitifully designed for maximum "efficiency" at the expense of your happiness. When I am in my TRUCK, I am in command. Yes, I am in a hurry, because my time is more valuable than yours, as evidenced by the amount I'm willing to invest in my personal transport. As such, I have the power to part traffic before me like I'm Moses himself. As they say, the higher the truck, the closer to God. My elevated position puts me nearer the clouds, in the company of angels, whilst you grovel in the dirt amongst the snakes and spiders. You and I are not the same.

>>28675616
Not a single word of this is wrong. Unequivocally based.

>>28675657
Its copypasta

>>28676648
>Its copypasta
That doesn't make it incorrect. Still unequivocally based!