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Anonymous No.28674989 [Report] >>28674992 >>28675059 >>28675501 >>28675505 >>28675508 >>28675517 >>28676766 >>28677356 >>28677388 >>28677424 >>28678253 >>28679071 >>28679580
would you let her change your oil?
Anonymous No.28674991 [Report]
Yeah, she's a good tech
Anonymous No.28674992 [Report]
>>28674989 (OP)
I don’t know who she is so no, probably not.
Anonymous No.28674994 [Report] >>28674999
i don't let anyone change my oil, not even me.
Anonymous No.28674999 [Report]
>>28674994
xased
Anonymous No.28675004 [Report]
Only if I could pay her with cunnilingus
Anonymous No.28675036 [Report]
>"hello, can i change your oil"
>me a little weirded out by a question from random stranger who just appeared
>"uh no thank you i don't know who you are"
>go inside and begin making a sandwich
>SLAP
>look up to see her pressing her tits against the kitchen window
Anonymous No.28675059 [Report] >>28675061 >>28675188
>>28674989 (OP)
Naw, imma do it later.
Anonymous No.28675061 [Report] >>28675071
>>28675059
if I ever ran out of coolant I would just milk her into the radiator
Anonymous No.28675071 [Report]
>>28675061
Hahahaha I'm gonna steal that
Anonymous No.28675188 [Report]
>>28675059
>RACKER
Anonymous No.28675485 [Report] >>28675498 >>28679027
>dyed hair
>piercings
>tattoos
Anonymous No.28675498 [Report] >>28678962
>>28675485
>t.
Anonymous No.28675501 [Report]
>>28674989 (OP)
She can drain my fluids if you know what I mean
Anonymous No.28675505 [Report]
>>28674989 (OP)
my oil: ok
my car's oil: no
Anonymous No.28675508 [Report]
>>28674989 (OP)
>always wears a hat, indoors even
>doodle tattoos
>fugly
>nose ring
>brown
>Donut Media

Dropped.
Anonymous No.28675517 [Report]
>>28674989 (OP)
she could use an impact wrench on my balls, if you catch my drift
Anonymous No.28675536 [Report]
Changing oil is easy enough a woman could actually learn how to do it
Anonymous No.28675863 [Report] >>28675874 >>28676924
tryhard chicks are usually pretty good at whatever they are larping as. so long as there isn't strength involved
Anonymous No.28675874 [Report]
>>28675863
she won't shag you mate
Anonymous No.28676766 [Report]
>>28674989 (OP)
I would clean her muffler with my tongue if you know what I mean
Anonymous No.28676924 [Report] >>28676928
>>28675863
>tryhard chicks are usually pretty good at whatever they are larping as
If you are actually good at doing something, are you really larping
Anonymous No.28676928 [Report]
>>28676924
I'd clean her mud flaps, if you know what I mean
Anonymous No.28677103 [Report] >>28677113
I'd let her shit on me
Anonymous No.28677113 [Report] >>28677125
>>28677103
... in minecraft?
Anonymous No.28677125 [Report]
>>28677113
b-but of course haha! I mean really, who wants to be shat on irl?
Anonymous No.28677356 [Report]
>>28674989 (OP)
I would crawl naked through a pit of snakes and hiv infested insulin needles just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie, if you know what i mean
Anonymous No.28677383 [Report]
Looks like the kind of girl that's been molested by her dad
Anonymous No.28677388 [Report]
>>28674989 (OP)
>tattoos
Not even with a bargepole.
Anonymous No.28677424 [Report] >>28677439
>>28674989 (OP)
look at those delicate, callous free hands. no dirt under her finger nails.
no nail trauma, no scars
larper
Anonymous No.28677439 [Report] >>28677444
>>28677424
+ those forearms have never torqued a hub nut
Anonymous No.28677444 [Report] >>28679016
>>28677439
id let her bust my nut loose if you know what i mean
Anonymous No.28678253 [Report]
>>28674989 (OP)
She can drain my fluids
Anonymous No.28678962 [Report]
>>28675498
cope, ink and piercings are ugly. Only nipple piercings are okay and never on women who will become mothers, just sluts
Anonymous No.28679016 [Report]
>>28677444
Gross mexi monkey
Gross foid
Anonymous No.28679027 [Report]
>>28675485
They do it on purpose to filter out all but the lowest of IQ males
Anonymous No.28679071 [Report] >>28681204
>>28674989 (OP)
Nobody touches my car but me
Anonymous No.28679580 [Report]
>>28674989 (OP)
the other chick they have is hotter
Anonymous No.28681204 [Report]
>>28679071
just like your pp