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Anonymous No.28675885 [Report] >>28675887 >>28675900 >>28675938 >>28675955 >>28676039 >>28676423 >>28676652 >>28676662 >>28676764 >>28676916 >>28677164
*breaks down*
Anonymous No.28675887 [Report] >>28676221
>>28675885 (OP)
*breaks down in your path*
heh, nice try kid, this is my thing
Anonymous No.28675900 [Report] >>28675956 >>28675959
>>28675885 (OP)
I really don't like the 300c it reminds me of my failure. I took an apprentice under my wing at work and under my watch he purchased a twin turbo 2jz aristo, then he built one of the most powerful soarers in the southern hemisphere. After he moved away and we didn't work together anymore he bought a v6 chrysler 300.
That hurt. I think I understand parents who try to raise their kids right but one of them turns into a faggot.
Anonymous No.28675938 [Report] >>28675944
>>28675885 (OP)
first time ?
Anonymous No.28675944 [Report] >>28675952 >>28675959
>>28675938
What is this meme trying to convey in this context? something about reliability? Is chryslers were reliable maybe they wouldn't have gone bankrupt multiple times.
Anonymous No.28675952 [Report] >>28675954
>>28675944
just forget about it and about me
Anonymous No.28675954 [Report] >>28675959
>>28675952
I can't do that chief. Fans of car makers that have gone bankrupt multiple times and only survive on taxpayer funded bailouts should always be bullied.
Always.
Anonymous No.28675955 [Report]
>>28675885 (OP)
>*Mannie Fresh plays*
Anonymous No.28675956 [Report] >>28675962
>>28675900
based knower realizing the pentastar is the greatest engine ever developed and not even a boosted 2j comes close
Anonymous No.28675959 [Report] >>28675984 >>28676036
>>28675900
>>28675944
>>28675954
also technically "300C" only applies to the hemi model, the V6 is just "300"
back in the day the 300s were named in alphabetical order depending on their generation. There was a 300B and a 300D, all the way up to 300M.
the LX body 300 is actually supposed to be the 300N but there are socioeconomic reasons we cannot have that nameplate.
Anonymous No.28675962 [Report] >>28675967
>>28675956
maybe if you diverted your energies from low-quality unfunny shitposting towards high quality thought provoking posts maybe we could be friends but I'm not holding my breath.
Anonymous No.28675967 [Report]
>>28675962
>high quality thought provoking posts
>>>>/o/
Anonymous No.28675984 [Report] >>28675994
>>28675959
Fascinating. Though like that other anon I think you're directing your energies towards an area nobody gives a shit about.
Anonymous No.28675994 [Report] >>28676006
>>28675984
>you
who

>directing your energies
implying this takes effort

>an area nobody gives a shit about.
"nobody" gives a shit yet you are here, Polyphemus?
Anonymous No.28676006 [Report] >>28676025
>>28675994
C'mon nobody gives a shit about the modern chrysler 300 except niggers and you're here carrying water for presumably older models even less people care about. Chrysler is dead man. move on.
Anonymous No.28676017 [Report]
KYS, the 300 is real pimpshit
Anonymous No.28676025 [Report] >>28676028
>>28676006
strong engines make weak engineers
weak engineers create weak engines
weak engines make strong engineers
strong engineers create strong engines
Anonymous No.28676026 [Report]
no the 300 is nigger shit. Though a lot of pimps are niggers so i guess there's some overlap.
Anonymous No.28676028 [Report] >>28676047 >>28676405
>>28676025
What does any of that have to do with chrysler? Chrysler haven't made a good engine since the early 70s
Anonymous No.28676031 [Report]
news flash: niggers enjoy breathing air
in unrelated news asphyxiation deaths are up among fat terminally-online retards
Anonymous No.28676036 [Report] >>28676055
>>28675959
The Austrian-built Euro V6 (see picrel) was badged 300C.
Anonymous No.28676039 [Report] >>28676042
>>28675885 (OP)
I swear to god my boomer dad goes to get it serviced every other week. Doesn't help the handles get ripped off and he ran over them once, so now he is looking all over Poland to try and find replacement parts.
Anonymous No.28676040 [Report]
That's cute. Accusing anyone of being terminally online while being such a special internet snowflake that you don't use quotes.
Anonymous No.28676042 [Report] >>28676059 >>28676409
>>28676039
Is your dad fucking retarded? Who the fuck buys a car from a company that has gone bankrupt several times?
Anonymous No.28676047 [Report] >>28676062 >>28677094
>>28676028
the 3.6 thoughbeit

>designed specifically to outperform the VQ because Cerberus was about to cancel the Phoenix program and buy Nissan engines instead
>allowed Chrysler to pay off its bailout within a few years of leaving receivership
>one of the most ubiquitous engines in the world, found in production cars on every continent
>speed density, port injected, no egr, no cylinder deactivation, fuck the epa
>runs literally forever as long as you keep oil in it
>only disliked by women and browns who fail the average mopar owner basic maintenance challenge
Anonymous No.28676055 [Report]
>>28676036
that is true, but it's merely a technicality. in the US it's 300 for the base, 300C for the hemmay, or 300S which is the equivalent of a Scat Pack/Super Track Pack depending on the engine it's equipped with.
Anonymous No.28676059 [Report]
>>28676042
His boss, from his company who has gone bankrupt before.
Anonymous No.28676062 [Report] >>28676071 >>28676154
>>28676047
>only disliked by women and browns
it's a fucking v6 anon. Are you really going to bat for a fucking v6.
Only women and brown people like the v6. Engineers fucking hate the v6. They're not allowed to have a v8 so they have to work on this fucking gay v6. Being assigned to the v6 department must be like being sent to hell for an engineer. You don't get to work on the cool v8's or the high tech inline 4s you have to work on this stupid pile of shit that only women and brown people want
Anonymous No.28676063 [Report]
>noooo you can't just reply to a post without quoting it that's my thing reeeeeeeeee

holy fuck lmao
hit the nail on the head didn't i, fatso?
Anonymous No.28676071 [Report] >>28676130
>>28676062
wrong

https://www.allpar.com/d3/history/interviews/burke-brown-lx.html
Anonymous No.28676130 [Report]
>>28676071
I can't tell if you're taking the piss and trying to be funny or serious. It's hard to tell with chrysler fans.
Anonymous No.28676138 [Report] >>28676153
blind blanket statement-making brand whoring wrenchlette retards like yourself do not deserve to be spoken to with any seriousness.
grow up, read a book, take care of your car.
Anonymous No.28676153 [Report]
>>28676138
I don't care enough to try to unravel this weird combination of people defending shit engines, snowflake retards thinking they're too special to use the quote system and people quoting geocities-style shit from 1997 I'm out. Wow. Chrysler fans lol
Anonymous No.28676154 [Report]
>>28676062
This anon purchased a V6 challenger and definitely doesn't regret it, so they come on here every day to cope about how the Pentastar is actually the greatest engine ever made and he totally didn't buy the wrong car.
Anonymous No.28676171 [Report]
>the registered child molester who bought a base model 911 that spams the board with 9999 cope threads and seethes at corvette owners, mopar owners and bmw owners every day is a perfectly fine and well-adjusted person but god forbid someone mention a pentastar occasionally


lol
lmao
Anonymous No.28676182 [Report] >>28676195
>occasionally
Anonymous No.28676195 [Report] >>28676200
>>28676182
i just came back from a global ban for shitting on pajeets on /v/ so any pentashilling you witnessed this week was just another satisfied mopar v6 chad
meanwhile the base model 911 guy made like 10 identical threads in that time, must be a slow week at the nursing home huh
Anonymous No.28676200 [Report] >>28676219
>>28676195
>shitting on pajeets
>v6 mopar
You're the pajeet of the mopar world fucking fix yourself anon.
Anonymous No.28676219 [Report] >>28676222
>>28676200
>uuuuh actually sweetie your engine is just ick okay me and the other girls don't approve of your choices
Anonymous No.28676221 [Report] >>28676268 >>28677118
>>28675887
My of my ex-bosses drove a range rover. She had that thing in the shop literally 5-6 times a year. ALWAYS something breaking on it.
Anonymous No.28676222 [Report] >>28676231
>>28676219
>SARR THE V6 IS GOOD ENGINE SAAR IT IS MOPAR SAAR
lol
Anonymous No.28676231 [Report] >>28676238
>>28676222
you said it not me
Anonymous No.28676238 [Report] >>28676261
>>28676231
I said the v6 is shit. I never said it was good saar are you fucking retarded?
Anonymous No.28676261 [Report] >>28676269
>>28676238
if it was truly shit you wouldn't feel the need to cry about it every time it's mentioned, just like on /v/ the more that fags like yourself baselessly hate on something the better it actually is

the pentastar is the greatest engine ever constructed by man and no amount of germoid rental eurocope will ever change that. enjoy your mcdonalds strutted vw beetle, pal.
Anonymous No.28676268 [Report]
>>28676221
Thats why you always buy rovers in pairs. You use one when the other is in the shop
Anonymous No.28676269 [Report] >>28676284 >>28676672
>>28676261
/o/ really is a magical place I haven't posted here in months and some retarded schizo who likes shit engines thinks I'm his arch nemesis or something
Anonymous No.28676284 [Report] >>28676297
>>28676269
nobody cares who you are faggot
i enjoy throwing shit at the wall and seeing who cries about it
Anonymous No.28676293 [Report] >>28676333
The 2023 6.4 hemi version is the only 300 worth owning
Anonymous No.28676297 [Report] >>28676298 >>28676672
>>28676284
Accusing people of being someone else you apparently argue with on a regular basis is bus-stop homeless crack-head tier but ok you do you anon.
Anonymous No.28676298 [Report] >>28676308
>>28676297
only guilty dogs bark
Anonymous No.28676308 [Report] >>28676672
>>28676298
what?
Anonymous No.28676316 [Report]
Anonymous No.28676333 [Report] >>28676344 >>28676347
>>28676293
at this point the 5.7 is old enough that its problems are known and manageable
its a fine engine, better than a v6 for sure
Anonymous No.28676344 [Report] >>28676347
>>28676333
I just said 6.4 because it’s faster stock. But yeah nothing wrong with the 5.7. Wide availability of parts and people who know how to work on them.
Anonymous No.28676347 [Report] >>28676350 >>28676351
>>28676333
>>28676344
I love this bizarro world of chrysler fans where this shit is normal. Yeah bro it has problems but they're known and manageable, you just need people who know how to work on them.
Anonymous No.28676350 [Report] >>28676352
>>28676347
There are plenty of excellent engines with a debilitating flaw that needs fixed first. LS7 comes to mind. Whatever BMW engine that eats rod bearings every 100k.
Anonymous No.28676351 [Report] >>28676357
>>28676347
Are you retarded? Every single engine in existence has problems that are fixed with preventative maintenance. Machines break sometimes. Better to have one with widely available parts.
Anonymous No.28676352 [Report] >>28676355
>>28676350
If it has a debilitating flaw then it's not an excellent engine is it retard.
Anonymous No.28676355 [Report] >>28676756
>>28676352
The 5.7 doesn’t have a debilitating flaw
>Muh hemi tick/lifter knock
Don’t idle for 4,000 fucking hours. Change your oil every 5,000. Problem solved.
Anonymous No.28676357 [Report] >>28676365
>>28676351
Wrong. That is an american mindset. As someone who grew up with jap imports it's something I can't wrap my head around it. A good engine is one with excellent performance that keeps on running even with lax maintenance. With americans they're happy with one or the the other they don't expect both.
Anonymous No.28676365 [Report] >>28676374
>>28676357
>muh japshit NEVER needs maintenance
kys weeb
Anonymous No.28676374 [Report]
>>28676365
"Preventative maintenance" and "known but manageable flaws" just aren't discussion topics in my experience. If they're part of the chrysler fan lexicon that only reinforces my point.
Anonymous No.28676405 [Report] >>28676411
>>28676028
The Chrysler Pentastar and Hemi are both superior, wtf are you talking about?
Anonymous No.28676409 [Report]
>>28676042
>Who the fuck buys a car from a company that has gone bankrupt several times?
Uncle Sam
Anonymous No.28676411 [Report] >>28676413
>>28676405
Superior to what? Chrysler are always fucking broke. They get sold and passed around and bailed out by the government all the time They do not have the money to properly R&D their products to the same standards as other PROFITABLE companies and it shows.
Anonymous No.28676413 [Report]
>>28676411
The motors are still superior to the competition.
Anonymous No.28676423 [Report] >>28676447 >>28676456
>>28675885 (OP)
these are mad cheap here (UK) because the emissions tax is eye watering even on the shitty V6 ones (and no one wants the diesel ones because of clean air zones). and obviously no one wants a 15mpg v8 one either.

the pre-06 ones at least are grandfathered into a cheaper tax bracket.
Anonymous No.28676447 [Report] >>28676503
>>28676423
The estate is a Dodge Magnum with a Chrysler front, right?
Anonymous No.28676456 [Report] >>28676494
>>28676423
I'd like a hemi but... damn
Anonymous No.28676494 [Report]
>>28676456
yeah, the older ones are K band for emissions so it's """only"""" £430
Anonymous No.28676503 [Report]
>>28676447
The Charger, 300, and Magnum are all on the same platform.
Anonymous No.28676652 [Report]
>>28675885 (OP)
may car broke down too. Only bought it like a week ago. engines fucked. Several grand just down the drain.
Anonymous No.28676662 [Report]
>>28675885 (OP)
Junk it, not worth the repair cost anymore.
Anonymous No.28676664 [Report]
swaggy maggy
Anonymous No.28676672 [Report]
>>28676269
>>28676297
>>28676308
He thinks you're a 911Chad
Anonymous No.28676678 [Report] >>28676737
>all i have to do is vaguely refer to his antics and he appears

lol
lmao
Anonymous No.28676737 [Report] >>28676743
>>28676678
I visit this board and click on threads


Whoa
Anonymous No.28676743 [Report] >>28676748
>>28676737
Anonymous No.28676748 [Report] >>28676757
>>28676743
Kek he actually believes

In reddit spacing

What a faggot LAWL
Anonymous No.28676756 [Report] >>28677114
>>28676355
Wrong. People keep repeating this and it's simply not true. Approximately 5% of all 5.7's had lifters from a bad batch. If it's a bad one it will go regardless of what you do.
Anonymous No.28676757 [Report] >>28676762
>>28676748
Anonymous No.28676762 [Report]
>>28676757
Do you just have a boring ass folder of like 100 of these /v/ermin-tier pics that you cycle through?
Anonymous No.28676764 [Report]
>>28675885 (OP)
Noo don't break down your so sexy aha
Anonymous No.28676781 [Report] >>28677149
>he says while posting sailor troon

lol
lmao
Anonymous No.28676916 [Report]
>>28675885 (OP)
>all the electric components, such as the interior lights, gauge cluster, air conditioning compressor, headlights, and even the transmission shifter solenoid have this "flickering" issue that happens every now and then, which sometimes results in that "flickering" happening for up to a minute or two
>"implausible fuel level" code is also thrown (but it's not a CEL)
>only found one (1) supposed fix for this which was posted on a chrysler 300 forum and it's to replace the front control module and there's literally no information nor TSB about this particular issue
>replace the fcm and program it
>a week later while driving I experience a single "flicker"
>mfw
Anonymous No.28677094 [Report] >>28677140
>>28676047
>the 3.6 thoughbeit
>Applications
>Land Yacht
>Land Yacht 300
>Land Yacht Charger
>Land Yacht Van
>Land Yacht Pickup
>Land Yatch Injun Limited Edition
can I get this engine in a 2 seater rwd manual car that weighs less than 1500kg?
Anonymous No.28677114 [Report]
>>28676756
Interesting
Anonymous No.28677118 [Report]
>>28676221
overly complicated junk.
The old ones with the Buick/Rover V8 were OK(ish)
The mid 2000s era was terrible, but if you could find the BMW M62 powered one, that one was a gem.
Anonymous No.28677140 [Report]
>>28677094
a manny wrangler with no doors no roof and one seat
Anonymous No.28677149 [Report]
>>28676781
>faggot incensed by pretty girls
Checks out
Anonymous No.28677164 [Report]
>>28675885 (OP)
Nice rolls