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Anonymous No.28678061 [Report] >>28678093 >>28678103 >>28678106 >>28678427 >>28678442 >>28678563 >>28678782 >>28678797 >>28678810 >>28678862 >>28678867 >>28678908 >>28679033 >>28679058 >>28679099 >>28679731 >>28679789 >>28680468
unhappiest BMW driver
Anonymous No.28678093 [Report] >>28678974
>>28678061 (OP)
>fun cars
>loving white woman (not obese)

broheim living the lyfe
Anonymous No.28678096 [Report]
I don't want a short woman
Anonymous No.28678100 [Report] >>28678861 >>28679564
Minimum height difference required to not get reported for rape for looking within 45° of a woman in 2025
Anonymous No.28678103 [Report]
>>28678061 (OP)
Anonymous No.28678106 [Report] >>28678377 >>28678974
>>28678061 (OP)
this is the type of shit you only go back and scrape off the hard drive of your cameras once she's left you
Anonymous No.28678111 [Report] >>28678773
real racers don't need girlfriends
Anonymous No.28678170 [Report] >>28678199
I have a BMW and I'm a 27yo kv, so your thread is invalid
Anonymous No.28678199 [Report] >>28678276
>>28678170
>kv
So you've hand your hand held by a girl and have been hugged by a girl?
Mogs me.
Anonymous No.28678276 [Report] >>28678379
>>28678199
I've held hands, not in a romantic way though. And, no hugs. Also, NTA.
Anonymous No.28678377 [Report] >>28678973
>>28678106
dayum bruh hit them feelz

we need to get an update if OP is still with that girl or what happened. many good things don't last unfortunately, especially in the modern whoreld where women simply don't need men anymore so they can be as fickle as nature allows them to be (because society no longer shames/stigmatizes them for casual sex, cheating, divorcing)
Anonymous No.28678379 [Report]
>>28678276
The only time i got a hug from a girl my age was in 5th grade when i helped a girl beat someone in chess
Anonymous No.28678427 [Report] >>28678457 >>28678777
>>28678061 (OP)
Hugging a girl that likes you is amazing lads.
It's like a drug, it makes you feel invincible.
One of my favorite things was hugging my ex.
All it took was a firm hug and she was wet and ready to go.
Anonymous No.28678430 [Report] >>28679700
At least my cat is happy to see me when I come home, and that makes up for the complete lack of physical or emotional intimacy from another human being.
Anonymous No.28678433 [Report]
>hug the wife

AHA BUT THERE IS A CAR IN THE BACKGROUND!

this board died a long time ago
Anonymous No.28678442 [Report]
>>28678061 (OP)
>My baby drives the car to work
>He works from nine till five and then
>He drives it back to home again
To find me waiting for him
Anonymous No.28678457 [Report] >>28678614 >>28678618 >>28679860
>>28678427
Yeah but they tell us incels "bro sex isnt everything bro just be content with yourself bro you dont need intimacy bro just ignore your biological imperative bro"
Anonymous No.28678495 [Report] >>28678572
>thumbnail looked like she was in underwear
Anonymous No.28678518 [Report] >>28678550
>a few letters in my DNA are different
>few cubic inches of bone weren't created
>height starts with 5ft
>will never experience this
Anonymous No.28678550 [Report] >>28678579 >>28678598 >>28678811 >>28678998 >>28679054
>>28678518

to be fair, a woman wants to feel protected. the world is a dangerous place, there are lions, thugs, big dogs, earthquakes, raccoons, venus fly traps, muggers, things that go bump in the night, wrestlers, accidents, heavy objects, the bermuda triangle and in some cases even bears.

having a man that is easily able to protect you, that can be leaned on for strength and comfort (thus 6ftX) is worth a lot.
if it's any consolation, the decision isn't entirely irrational: tall men on average far out-earn shorter guys because they get promoted faster. this has to do with society, whether we like to admit or not, simply takes them more serious than short guys.

also let's not pretend it's all sunshine for tall guys either: they don't sit very comfortably on most motorcycles and shopping for a pair jeans large enough is a real pain. I'd know, last time I was out alone shopping for hoodies with either funny or sublty sexy anime-ish motives (I'm currently single since 2002) I've watched this 6ft4 guy with his wife and daughter look so fucking annoyed when she brought him pair after pair of jeans.
they even made fun of him lol. "daddy you're too tall, you need to shop at the giant store!" the giant store, lmao. even his wife laughed at that. ofcourse the lanklet didn't have any response either, but since he looked like he spent most of his time doing menial contruction work or lifting dumbbells I don't think there was much going on between his ears anyway.


TL;DR, who cares height is just a number
Anonymous No.28678563 [Report] >>28678570 >>28679929
>>28678061 (OP)
BMW drivers have the most sex
Anonymous No.28678570 [Report]
>>28678563
1st off, not true
2nd: even if, so what? id rather have a woman love me for I am than for my wallet
Anonymous No.28678572 [Report] >>28678865 >>28678880
>>28678495
she might as well be
why do women think it's acceptable to dress like that?
Anonymous No.28678579 [Report] >>28678593
>>28678550
I'm a lanklet and I hate it. I don't give a shit what dumb women like, I just want to fit in an airplane seat.
Anonymous No.28678593 [Report]
>>28678579
I am a fellow lanklet and just make enough to fly first class without feeling bad. Unfortunately most of the other people who fly first class are old business/sales guys who try to strike up a conversation.
The majority ask if I'm a male hair model for some reason
Anonymous No.28678598 [Report]
>>28678550
Yeah look on the bright side, it's easier to hang yourself if you're shorter haha, your legs won't touch the ground
Anonymous No.28678614 [Report] >>28679097
>>28678457
Then go get a girlfriend, you useless clown.
Anonymous No.28678618 [Report] >>28679007
>>28678457
>just be content with yourself bro
That's actually correct.
but also where the Incels go wrong.
You have to be self-sufficient and perfectly happy to be alone.
While simultaneously happy that you're in a relationship.
Does that make sense?
It's kind of confusing but ya.
Anonymous No.28678773 [Report]
>>28678111
penises for lyfe bro
Anonymous No.28678777 [Report]
>>28678427
>ex
>ready to go
heh.
Anonymous No.28678782 [Report] >>28678814 >>28678835
>>28678061 (OP)
This is literally me and my gf :3 and I drive an old shitbox BMW E90 325i
Anonymous No.28678784 [Report]
Fuck it, we ball. Cold and miserable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf7_uU5HU9A
Anonymous No.28678797 [Report]
>>28678061 (OP)
i need to kill myself
Anonymous No.28678810 [Report]
>>28678061 (OP)
>drive a BMW
>happily married for over 10 years, 2 kids
>she still comes out to greet me like that when I get home or to pick me up at the airport if I'm coming back from a trip
It really do be like that, I guess
Anonymous No.28678811 [Report]
>>28678550
>who cares height is just a number
peak manlet cope
Anonymous No.28678814 [Report]
>>28678782
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEE
Anonymous No.28678835 [Report] >>28678857
>>28678782
>325i
el mao get on my level
t. 2006 316i
Anonymous No.28678847 [Report] >>28678853
the duality of man
Anonymous No.28678853 [Report] >>28679050
>>28678847
can y*ung girls stop showing off their bare feet? its making me uncomfortable
Anonymous No.28678857 [Report] >>28679003 >>28679012 >>28679127 >>28679413
>>28678835
If your engine has fewer than 6 cylinders and engine code doesn't start with an S you don't own a real bmw
Anonymous No.28678861 [Report]
>>28678100
Sounds like Indian workplace sexual harassment heuristics.
Anonymous No.28678862 [Report]
>>28678061 (OP)
>all those hug clips
>not a single baby to show for

This is why the white race is dying.
Anonymous No.28678865 [Report]
>>28678572
Around the house? I'm fine with that. Outside while single, advertise to me you're single. Out with me, flex attractiveness. Not sure I see the problem
Anonymous No.28678867 [Report] >>28678870 >>28678988
>>28678061 (OP)
>look at this completely not deliberately set up gayop to bait for clicks
What did you want to achieve reposting this dumb shit you found on twatter, instagram or whatever the fuck here?
Anonymous No.28678870 [Report]
>>28678867
happiest and least angriest non-BMW owner
Anonymous No.28678880 [Report]
>>28678572
If i can't see her thighs it ain't skimpy enough.
Anonymous No.28678908 [Report]
>>28678061 (OP)
Work on my shitty E46 at the side of the road in the wind and rain because it's broken down again, go back to my empty house.
My BMW makes me rage every time.
Anonymous No.28678973 [Report]
>>28678377
>op
this is definately posted on instagram by either a sadboyfaggot or it's the hoe.
Anonymous No.28678974 [Report]
>>28678093
>(not obese)
this is the most unbelievable part of it
>feminine manner
>no thigh tattoos
ngl feels performative/fake which i realize is really depressing
>>28678106
real
Anonymous No.28678988 [Report] >>28679019
>>28678867
You are Coping so hard that you somehow believe that displays of love on the internet are a psyop.
Anonymous No.28678998 [Report] >>28679054
>>28678550
>yeah, so what if tall guys are more successful romantically and professionally and overall are treated better in life because halo effect, they don't fit in a miata or some other clown car so it actually sucks for them to be tall
lol
Anonymous No.28679003 [Report] >>28679012 >>28679062
>>28678857
>mfw when my m1, eu spec e24 m6 and e28 m5 with an m88 aren't real BMWs
Anonymous No.28679007 [Report]
>>28678618
Bull fucking shit, Chad can have 6 depressions or whatever and he'll still get 10 girls that want to fix him
Anonymous No.28679012 [Report] >>28679062
>>28678857
>>28679003
>mfw when my e30 m3 isn't a real bmw
Anonymous No.28679019 [Report] >>28679577
>>28678988
>didnt understand the post
>randomly capitalizing words
You brown subhuman. Go back to whatever turdworld shithole you crawled out of.
Anonymous No.28679033 [Report]
>>28678061 (OP)
>Unhappiest bmw driver
I have no words. Accept my angry rod bearing noises.
Anonymous No.28679050 [Report]
>>28678853
No one is forcing you to look
Anonymous No.28679054 [Report]
>>28678998
Dude think about the bright side, short guys will experience the rain a little later.
I legitimately couldn't tell if >>28678550 was a troll post lmao, because there are some who are actually that retarded
Anonymous No.28679058 [Report]
>>28678061 (OP)
Staged with a paid whore. She fucks other men when he’s working.
Anonymous No.28679062 [Report] >>28679076 >>28679107 >>28679405
>>28679003
It has 6 cylinders so it counts

>>28679012
M3 E30 has an S engine, you would known that if you weren't a butthurt LARPer
Anonymous No.28679076 [Report] >>28679405 >>28679473
>>28679062
Don't bother with the sl*vs. They don't understand cars or english.
Anonymous No.28679097 [Report]
>>28678614
the second half of that comment was unnecessary.
Anonymous No.28679099 [Report] >>28679353
>>28678061 (OP)
She's perfect
Anonymous No.28679107 [Report]
>>28679062
What about the 507
Anonymous No.28679127 [Report] >>28679315 >>28679413
>>28678857
Woah, ok mr gatekeeper
I would say its a real BMW if its:
naturally aspirated
manual
RWD
and of course was actually made by BMW alone, not those engines they made in colaboration with Peugot
Anonymous No.28679315 [Report] >>28679350
>>28679127
Дa! I agree friend and you are correct in what you say.
My 318d is ultimate driving machine, I drift on snow every winter.
Anonymous No.28679350 [Report] >>28679455
>>28679315
>318d
That has a turbocharger tho
>inb4 I am getting made fun of
Stop it dude. Here in Euroland most people drive 4cyl cars because of taxation/fees etc.
Anonymous No.28679353 [Report]
>>28679099
"Based." Parlance.
Anonymous No.28679405 [Report]
>>28679062
>>28679076
>fewer than 6 cylinders and engine code doesn't start with an S
>AND
Not OR
Ironic that you say that I don't know English lol.
Anonymous No.28679413 [Report]
>>28678857
>>28679127
TFW not a real BMW
Anonymous No.28679455 [Report]
>>28679350
What are you doing here? NPC traffic belongs on /n/ or some shit.
Anonymous No.28679473 [Report]
>>28679076
>"english" not capitalized
Ironic.
Anonymous No.28679564 [Report] >>28679621 >>28679627
>>28678100
i'm 190cm tall and i'm the definition of a loser
Anonymous No.28679577 [Report] >>28679625
>>28679019
>omg LE HECKIN CAPITAL LETTERS
Control your emotions little girl
Anonymous No.28679621 [Report]
>>28679564
191 is the cutoff, sorry bro
Anonymous No.28679625 [Report]
>>28679577
Reggie? idgi
Anonymous No.28679627 [Report]
>>28679564
So life gave you everything and you didn't make use of it Xd
Anonymous No.28679700 [Report]
>>28678430
I catsit a pair of older cats. Pretty chill they just let me spend half an hour calling them fat as I scratch them and play keep away with a stick. I can get the appeal but I've seen enough horror BPD woman owned cats through rover to not want one myself.
Anonymous No.28679731 [Report]
>>28678061 (OP)
she must be getting paid
Anonymous No.28679789 [Report]
>>28678061 (OP)
Show me the unhappiest RAM driver
Anonymous No.28679860 [Report] >>28679983 >>28680078 >>28681152
>>28678457
Actually the secret sauce is just be open to having kids, along with the self sufficiency. Don't act out what you see in porn on her and that's really it. Have sex.
Anonymous No.28679929 [Report]
>>28678563
Yeah, gay sex.
Anonymous No.28679983 [Report]
>>28679860
Sorry inkwell, "having kids" for you means picking up the tab of a single mother
Anonymous No.28680078 [Report]
>>28679860
>Don't act out what you see in porn on her

y not...
Anonymous No.28680468 [Report]
>>28678061 (OP)
>i came here to shitpost, not to feel
Anonymous No.28681152 [Report]
>>28679860
Yeah why not?