Thread 28678536

What are the best daily drivers for large men like myself (300+ lbs)?

>>28678536 (OP)
1996 Geo Tracker

>>28678538
I know you're joking but when I was in high school I played D&D with this 6'4" keg-legged fat fuck closing in on 400lbs and he drove one of these and fit just fine
Also he was married to a chick 10 years younger and she was a qualified 9, looked like a prettier Rachel Zellwiger
He was a librarian I have no fucking clue how he did it

>>28678536 (OP)
proper full size SUVs

>>28678548
Which part of my post came off as insincere?

V6 chally

>>28678536 (OP)
Back of a flatbed

>>28678567
Oh, then nothing
Most people call these little people cars, I'm sorry I painted you with the same brush

A bicycle or treadmill

An ancient Dodge Caravan that barely starts

>>28678536 (OP)
Mitsubishi Mirage

For real though I need a car that doesn't squeeze the steering wheel into my gut and allows plenty of knee room.

>>28678605
Nice

Industrial crane

>>28678536 (OP)
Double wide mobility scooter

>>28678536 (OP)
get a Mini

>>28678536 (OP)
Micra.

F-150. Silverado. RAM.
The most popular in America for a reason.

>>28678536 (OP)
Ford f-150

I got a compact suv and the first time I got in it, I was like, oh, I barely fit in this. But I do! My recommendation is to buy a car WITHOUT a sunroof cuz they never give you enough headroom esp. if you have long hair and even with the seat all the way lowered my head is still stuffed up to the headliner which is as annoying as barely fitting in the seat or my legs being hemmed in by the door and center console.

I would assume American mid to full size suvs are most made for fats.

>>28678692
>>28678686
Now I know why this is what my dad always drove

>>28678536 (OP)
Any suv

Unironically something like a Geo Tracker or a first gen Rav-4. Both get high 20's gasmileage so with your fat ass it will likely only drop to 25ish.
>used to work as a busboy
>one of our chefs was a 400lbs 6'2'' black dude
>rode a hayabusa and drove a manual slighly lifted first gen rav 4
>he once told me the only reason he hasn't stretched his hayabusa is he's worried his weight would be too much stress on the frame
>he literally weighed as much as the bike

>>28678536 (OP)
Probably a fuckin bicycle or just your legs, burn some calories retard. Instead of fats getting handicap parking spots and scooters you should get a parking spot 2 miles from whatever store you want to go in, your clothes should be more expensive, you should be charged by the pound to ride airplanes, and it should be socially acceptable to shame you again. Also when you lose your feet from diabetes you won't be able to drive at all so get something that can easily have hand controls installed.

>>28678536 (OP)
suburban

>>28680731
>Probably a fuckin bicycle or just your legs, burn some calories retard.
i need to haul stuff
>Instead of fats getting handicap parking spots and scooters you should get a parking spot 2 miles from whatever store you want to go in,
i don't have handicap parking
>your clothes should be more expensive,
clothes' cost has very little to do with material amount
>you should be charged by the pound to ride airplanes,
i have to take two seats so i kinda am
>and it should be socially acceptable to shame you again.
it is

>>28678536 (OP)
GMC Yukon

>>28678548
She was probably a fat fetishist, ngl.

I was in contact with a woman for a bit who was dating a 400lb dude and she was actively trying to make him fatter and would go on about how hot it was

>>28678536 (OP)
A Fiat 500 Pounds

>>28680922
Man they were really just 1-upping each other on those engine displacements
>Chevy 5.7
>Ford 5.8
>Ram 5.9

>>28678548
> I have no fucking clue how he did it
He drove a Geo.

>>28678536 (OP)
A treadmill.

>>28682276
kek

>>28678536 (OP)
I used to work with a woman who was 800lbs and she had a shitty Ram 1500 with a bench seat

>>28678684
Everything about this image repulses me

>>28678538
>1996 Geo Tracker
These days the vehicle turns eyes because it's a small 4x4 in a sea of land yachts.