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Anonymous No.28681493 [Report] >>28681495 >>28681516 >>28681519 >>28681534 >>28681547 >>28681553 >>28681573 >>28681609 >>28681655 >>28681768 >>28682050 >>28682088 >>28682190 >>28682226 >>28682275 >>28683008 >>28684699 >>28684717 >>28685096 >>28685940 >>28687202 >>28687364 >>28691831 >>28694677
>Pulls you over
How do you respond without making him angry?
Anonymous No.28681495 [Report]
>>28681493 (OP)
why the long face?
Anonymous No.28681504 [Report] >>28682709
Be white
Anonymous No.28681516 [Report]
>>28681493 (OP)
>Let's roll race for the ticket
Anonymous No.28681519 [Report] >>28681944
>>28681493 (OP)
MY TAXES PAY TOUR SALARY
YOU WORK FOR ME
Anonymous No.28681522 [Report]
Here comes, the crimson chin!
Anonymous No.28681532 [Report] >>28681536 >>28681538 >>28681547 >>28681682 >>28681715 >>28681981 >>28682174 >>28686419 >>28689325 >>28693524
real answer.

>roll down windows
>keep hands at 10-2 on the wheel
>'good evening officer'
>when they ask for your license and reg, tell them where they are and wait for the 'you are free to move xyz' to grab them
>when they ask why they pull you over, stay silent or say 'i prefer not to answer'

you've been respectful, you've acknowledged that the relationship between law enforcement and civilian, you've helped to keep them at ease through the encounter, and YOU HAVE NOT ADMITTED GUILT AND EXERCISED YOUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT

after that it's all up to the officer as to what they wanna do, but you've done all you can.
Anonymous No.28681534 [Report]
>>28681493 (OP)
>Pulls you over
gotta catch me first
Anonymous No.28681536 [Report]
>>28681532
>Evening
IT IS THE AFTERNOON
HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?
I SMEEL WEED
OFFICER DOWN!
Anonymous No.28681538 [Report] >>28681545
>>28681532
How that boot tastin?
Anonymous No.28681545 [Report] >>28681546
>>28681538
i don't know how boot tastes, and i also don't have any points on my record into my mid 30s
Anonymous No.28681546 [Report] >>28681550 >>28681569 >>28681716
>>28681545
>i do what they tell me to do and let road signs dictate my behaviour and decisions
you are an NPC robot
Anonymous No.28681547 [Report]
>>28681493 (OP)
>walking over normally
>>28681532
>gun drawn
get the fuck outta there
Anonymous No.28681549 [Report]
i'd wait until he starts walking to my car and when he gets close i'd pull away and let him think i'm trying to evade but when he turns to run back to his car i'd stop my car. then when he's at my window i'll say "sorry, it's my first time driving a manual and my foot slipped off the clutch. why did you pull me over, officer?".
Anonymous No.28681550 [Report] >>28681552
>>28681546
>I must constantly flout any sort of societal standard and refuse to be civilized because making the world worse for everyone around me is the only way to gain the crumbs of attention I so desperately crave
you are a negro
Anonymous No.28681552 [Report]
>>28681550
>societal standard
>you must conform!
i stand by my accusation: you're an NPC robot who has been programmed how to behave.

land of the free!
Anonymous No.28681553 [Report]
>>28681493 (OP)
Sorry officer I was in a rush to make it to the military recruitment center.
Anonymous No.28681569 [Report] >>28681571
>>28681546
>calls others NPCs
I bet you still pay taxes.
Anonymous No.28681571 [Report] >>28681586
>>28681569
are you asking me if i have a job?
Anonymous No.28681573 [Report] >>28689394
>>28681493 (OP)
Anonymous No.28681586 [Report] >>28681590
>>28681571
You don't buy anything either?
Anonymous No.28681590 [Report] >>28681593
>>28681586
no i steal things instead because i'm black

where are you going with this? i buy the things that i want to buy. not the things they tell me to buy.
Anonymous No.28681593 [Report] >>28681595
>>28681590
>I buy things
You give money to israel. Good job, NPC.
Anonymous No.28681595 [Report] >>28681598
>>28681593
>no u
Anonymous No.28681598 [Report] >>28681600 >>28687336
>>28681595
I dumpster dive and use mcdonalds wifi. We are not the same.
Anonymous No.28681600 [Report] >>28681612
>>28681598
so how's that "conforming with society's standards" working out for you?
Anonymous No.28681609 [Report]
>>28681493 (OP)
Hey judge dredd hows about chilling the fuck out? It was a controlled drift.
Anonymous No.28681612 [Report] >>28687336
>>28681600
I am more free than you.
Anonymous No.28681613 [Report]
i'd just use a jedi mind trick and tell him that he doesn't need to see my licence and i'm free to go
>i don't need to see your licence and you're free to go
goodbye officer
Anonymous No.28681655 [Report]
>>28681493 (OP)
Show him ma waaaaar face!
Anonymous No.28681682 [Report]
>>28681532
>He doesn't chimp out
White boys, I swear to god
Anonymous No.28681715 [Report] >>28683124
>>28681532
>keep hands at 10-2 on the wheel
Why do old guys drive like this? Correct hand placement is 9 and 3, son
Anonymous No.28681716 [Report]
>>28681546
You couldn't tell by the "10 and 2?"
Anonymous No.28681768 [Report]
>>28681493 (OP)
Problem officer?
Anonymous No.28681944 [Report] >>28687165
>>28681519
WHAT IS YER BADGE NUMBAH?
Anonymous No.28681981 [Report] >>28683056
>>28681532
>keep hands at 10-2 on the wheel
>>'good evening officer'
>>when they ask for your license and reg, tell them where they are and wait for the 'you are free to move xyz' to grab them
I pull my reg out right away I'm not sitting around waiting for them to say jump, if they're scared and magdump me then so be it
Anonymous No.28682050 [Report] >>28682200
>>28681493 (OP)
Park in a lot off the street/highway, if possible.
Say as little as possible.
When they ask if you know why you were pulled over, say something like "no I'm not sure".
When they tell you why, feel free to explain.
>your insurance is out
>"i just started a job and im going to the bank right now to deposit money so i can pay my insurance"
>your inspection is out
>"im taking my car to my mechanic right now"
etc etc
If it's something minor like a light being out, you have better odds of getting off with a warning.
If you were going 30 over the speed limit, there's not a lot you can say.
The cop will take 30 years to print your traffic citation, then come back.

In my state, it's a custom to plead "not guilty", then show up in court and talk to a local judge. There's several advantages
>you get to waste the time of the cop that wasted your time with a traffic stop
>if he doesn't show up, you win automatically
>if he does show up, he's often ready to negotiate and drop or alter the charge (half the points, half the fine, etc)
The local judge deals with the trashy half of society all day. Dress nice and be respectful and there's a chance the judge will drop everything.

Some people have better connections, loved ones or friends on the force, etc and they can get away with a lot more. Shitty but that's the way it is. Just do the best you can from your position. YMMV
Anonymous No.28682054 [Report]
"Step out of the vee-hickle"
>Body cam still in its original packaging
Anonymous No.28682088 [Report] >>28682196
>>28681493 (OP)

>Nice chin bro, I'm something of a chin chad myself.
Because I have a face like the craig davis bo selecta mask.
Anonymous No.28682174 [Report]
>>28681532
Do everything up to meme arrow 4 but then you pull out your pistol and shoot him.
Anonymous No.28682190 [Report]
>>28681493 (OP)
Tell him you saw his wife on bumble
Anonymous No.28682196 [Report]
>>28682088
Call him a slack jawed faggot
Anonymous No.28682200 [Report]
>>28682050
It also helps to have an extra $150 to spend on a firm that deals with traffic violations.
Speaking from personal experience, they can turn a laser-verified felony speeding charge to a mandatory defensive driving course and no points on your license
Anonymous No.28682226 [Report]
>>28681493 (OP)
>i wasn't speeding, i was travelling
Anonymous No.28682275 [Report]
>>28681493 (OP)
>just for your safety and mine, I have my off duty piece in my front right pocket
>show badge and creds
Peace out dude happy hunting
Anonymous No.28682294 [Report] >>28683317 >>28683511
It would be a shame if I'd replaced the barrel of my driver door lock with a shotgun shell that was wired to a fuse triggered by a button on the steering wheel, in Minecraft.
Anonymous No.28682709 [Report]
>>28681504
spbp
Anonymous No.28682988 [Report]
How does he see with his traffic sombrero over his eyes like that?
Anonymous No.28683008 [Report]
>>28681493 (OP)
I am a sovereign citizen, I wasn't driving I was travelling.
Anonymous No.28683056 [Report] >>28683275
>>28681981
Every state has access to your plate and registration/insurance information on the in-car laptop.
They ran it before you even pulled over (Most have scanners that automatically pulled that shit up.)
All they want is your license.
Anonymous No.28683124 [Report] >>28687967
>>28681715
Only if you're driving a cuck mobile with airbag in steering wheel. Good cars (pre airbags) are 10 and 2
Anonymous No.28683143 [Report]
Why would I care about making him mad? My state is fucking rad so I can just call him a faggot and he either stews in impotent rage but does nothing or he decides to escalate which means I get his pension in court.
Anonymous No.28683275 [Report]
>>28683056
I know they scan your plate but is it simply archaic phrasing when/if they ask for reg? Perhaps I remember the idiom more than the actual encounter, can hardly recall the last time I was pulled over.
Anonymous No.28683285 [Report] >>28683600
If I'm a tourist from Yurop and I get pulled over by one of these guys, how nice will they be to me? Should I go for a handshake? We usually shake hands with the officer here.
Anonymous No.28683317 [Report] >>28683511
>>28682294
Or just to the door handle with a warning sign on it so when fagtard cops think they can invade your property they have their fucking fingers be erased from their power trip fuelled life by their own stupid actions.
Anonymous No.28683511 [Report] >>28684744
>>28682294
Illegal, straight to jail.

>>28683317
Illegal, straight to jail.
Anonymous No.28683600 [Report]
>>28683285
Yeah, totally. As soon as he is within reaching distance qyuckly but smoothly stick out your hand and try to grab his.
Anonymous No.28684699 [Report]
>>28681493 (OP)
point and cock my revolver at him as I scream "I have the power of God and anime on my side"
Anonymous No.28684717 [Report]
>>28681493 (OP)
I pee on him and then have sex.
Anonymous No.28684744 [Report] >>28686138
>>28683511
Dead cops can't arrest you
Anonymous No.28685096 [Report]
>>28681493 (OP)
When he asks for my license I hand him this then he has to get in my car and I give him a ticket and drive off in his better car.
Anonymous No.28685940 [Report]
>>28681493 (OP)
Yes sir.
No sir.
No excuse, sir.
Anonymous No.28686138 [Report] >>28686155 >>28687206
>>28684744
And if you're lucky their buddies won't choose to arrest you either, because if they do you're up shit creek without a paddle. Suicide by cop is the easy way out.
Anonymous No.28686155 [Report] >>28687832
>>28686138
Where I'm from, traffic cops and state troopers drive by themselves. In the 5 or so minutes it'd take another cop to show up, the bodycam and dash cams should have been destroyed and you should already be in a another city
Anonymous No.28686157 [Report] >>28686380
>Reee get your supervisor here
>Pic related shows up
Your move, /o/.
Anonymous No.28686380 [Report]
>>28686157
Make a 4chan post calling him a faggot (which he is) while he watches
Anonymous No.28686419 [Report]
>>28681532
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UajTvU3sjrY
Anonymous No.28687165 [Report]
>>28681944
I WANNA SPEAK TO YOU LOOTENNENT
Anonymous No.28687202 [Report] >>28687972
>>28681493 (OP)
Gun him down before he has the chance to open his dumbfuck mouth, pigs aren't people.
Anonymous No.28687206 [Report]
>>28686138
Gun down the ones that keep chasing you and keep going until you're cornered, better to take out a dozen pigs if you're gonna go out.
Anonymous No.28687336 [Report]
>>28681598
>>28681612
Based and diogenes pilled
Anonymous No.28687364 [Report]
>>28681493 (OP)
>How do you respond without making him angry?
SIR YES SIR!
Anonymous No.28687832 [Report] >>28687844
>>28686155
Oh wow you really don't have a clue what you're talking about.
Anonymous No.28687844 [Report]
>>28687832
if the government isn't actively keeping tabs on you beforehand then it's trivially easy to get away with murder
Anonymous No.28687967 [Report]
>>28683124
Only manlets with tiny shoulders drive 10-2.
What's the matter? Steering wheel to big for you?
Anonymous No.28687972 [Report]
>>28687202
This post is so fucking tranny it hurts.
Anonymous No.28689325 [Report]
>>28681532
>roll down the wind-
HE'S GOT A GUN!!!!!!!!!!! *BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Anonymous No.28689394 [Report]
>>28681573
SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.28691824 [Report] >>28691826
>*acorn drops*
Anonymous No.28691826 [Report]
>>28691824
kek
Anonymous No.28691831 [Report]
>>28681493 (OP)
>You look good...you work out?
Anonymous No.28693524 [Report]
>>28681532
i dindu nuffin
Anonymous No.28694647 [Report]
I pull out my wallet as fast and spastic as possible and point it directly at him, so as to not waste his time.
Anonymous No.28694677 [Report]
>>28681493 (OP)
caress his chin