Thread 28683715

>makes girl insanely wet.

The BMW is truly the white man chariot.

>can’t into indefinite articles
>can’t into apostrophes
yep, OP is brown

>>28683715 (OP)
girls dont care about cars, they only care about trucks
.t owner of multiple drift rockets and 1 truck.

They don't see the car you retarded turk, they see the emblem. Have a base model garbage Mercedes and they will be wet for that too
>>28683768
This too, have any truck that is clean and alot of women will cum

>>28683771
>Have a base model garbage Mercedes and they will be wet for that too
this works but only for new cars. they can tell when your mercedes is 22 years old and they won’t be impressed even if it is an s class

only balkan girls fall for the german
superior sportscar meme...

it’s true.
whenever one of those influencer whores show their new „dream car“ it’s either a 911 or M3/4

>>28683715 (OP)
It’s a tranny magnet. Makes their bussy leak.

>>28683827
>balkan
>that mystery meat

>>28684114
>The ole Olestra and molest ya

>>28683715 (OP)
>front license plate
Ruined.

BMW

Black
Mans
Wheels

>>28683715 (OP)
>posts the ugliest car of all time

>>28683715 (OP)
>makes girl insanely wet.

>>28684523
I did this once by an accident. The woman was wearing an expensive looking fur coat too.

>>28683715 (OP)
>The BMW is truly the white man chariot.
t. Mehmet Acidoglu-Schmidt

>>28683715 (OP)
>The BMW is truly the white man chariot.
Thirdie thread

>>28683715 (OP)
>IESLB

>>28683715 (OP)
>posting the autotragic "competition"
ngmi

>>28683715 (OP)
yes, any shallow and or status whore will want to fuck a guy with a new German, be it an M or a 320. how did you know, Sherlock? RETARD

Makes girls wet and makes men who don't have one seethe.

>>28684527
on the way home there was a huge puddle that i wanted to splash through and at the last possible moment i saw a kid sitting a bit further back from it under some trees minding his own business. snapped my head just in time to see him stumble backwards in panic

>>28685440
I skipped all the common traffic Germoid leasebait and picked up the official GOD HAND BRAND. Why would I seethe over that BHPH trash when it cost a tiny fraction of my car?

>>28685585
That's your dad's car THOUGHeversobeit; and it gets its anus copulated by a fuckin narb 2 Series kek

>>28685440
Also, this is an E60
Probably the manual M54 swapped one

>>28685585
>>28685599
I've got God's true Chariot, the e61. Good luck getting even a fraction of the utility I get. lol

>>28685585
Very nice. And you make these BMW weirdos seethe.

>>28685625
Never seen an e61 on here
>>28685627
Kek not even close

>makes girl insanely wet.
>he needs a car

>>28685632
I got it very recently. It's a stick with AWD and the n54. I love it. Wheels were powder coated purple by the boomer I bought it from, I'm not a fan but haven't replaced them yet.

>>28685692
Love the N54

>>28685440
unc teasing his 20 years old shitbox like he owns a Lambo

>>28685817
Bus rider seething

Is the 316 part of the cool kids club too?
(pic not mine)

>>28685863
Of course. All BMWs deserve love. Only bench racing faggots say shit like narb.

>>28685863
You the nigga with an E36?

>>28685585
Nice pic desu.

>>28686359
if you're a nerd kek

>>28686369
Well I am.

>>28685635
>KIA or Hyundai
Makes women's pussy recoil in disgust if driven by a man. Women themselevs drive these cars and like them

I used to drive a first gen 1 series (e87) and random roasties would talk with me about it at parties, like ask me questions and I would stone wall them
I used to own an e36 coupe and this I had to drive this girl in the back seat once and she said she loves old BMWs
now I drive an e91 325i and this qt3.14 18 y/o said "wow" when I floored it once (her brother and his gf were riding in the back seat)

I would give anything for a woman to pay attention to me

>>28687446
I unironically just got a mk7 GTI, will is make them wet or dry as a sahara desert?

>>28687461
FWD hatchback is dry. They will give you the car equivalent to a friend zone by saying "this is a nice car" but in reality they will think you are too poor for a real car (suv/truck).

>>28687492
even if is riced out and good interior? should i sell for suv?

>>28687461
its a golf
do you think they know its GTI, or an R, or a diesel?

>>28687519
Anything priced out that is not a dedicated sports or "sports" car (GT car, muscle car, etc) is an ick. A GTI is just a trumped up golf and the golf r just looks too much like a golf to benifit. Clean interior helps regardless of vehicle, but that's only if they want to actually get in

>>28687522
>>28687556
FUCK i was on a date with a zoomette and a fucking polo passed by and she goes
'Hey that's like your car'

I got mad and told her that gti is 250hp, holy fuck im retarded

>>28687556
>>28687522
anyway what the fuck should i get? i'm selling tommorow, i can sell for 20k and have another 20k to spend, wtf should i get? im 33

>>28687420
I could tell by your shit taste

>>28687588
Just get an E9, E24 635CSi, E30 325i. E31 850CSi, E39 530i, E92 or LCI E90 N54 335i or M3 Competition, F10 M5 Competition, F13 M6 Competition, W124, W126, R129, W140, C5 Z06, or C6 Z06 already godsdamn

>>28686098
No, E90

>>28687604
And what if I want a good car?

>>28687830
e46 coupe or e39 if you want 4 doors for more whores

>>28687830
None of those.

>>28688788
25 year old car to get hoes? Are you kidding me?

>>28688819
CHEAP hoes (might be males)

>>28688819
My E39 has gotten more compliments from women than any car I've owned

>>28688820
CLASSY women (not golddigging status whorees)
(and no fatties)

>>28688822
So if you put a mk7.5 black gti next to an e39, the bmw will get more mires? I can't believe this, i had women pass my golf gti and mired a lot.

>>28688825
Yeah, twice

>buying cars to impress girls
>buying a BMW to impress girls
guess how I know you're brown

>>28688819
If it needs 25 years of maintenance then yeah, you're gonna strike out. But a well maintained old car tells women you've got your shit together. Any goober can maintain a 2 year old car with a warranty.

>>28688861
>25 years
>old
It's not even properly old, nor classic yet. It's just plain wornout trash.

>>28688864
You wouldn't have agreed with that statement when that car was 25 years old.

>>28688864
>nor classic yet.

The definition of a classic car is literally 25 years old, retard

>>28689164
I'm going to try to get historic plates for my E39 next month when she turns 25 :)

I skipped all the "common traffic" Germoid leasebait and picked up the official GODS HAND BRAND, to use the ebonics of our times
Why would I sneed over someone's dad's bhph eps clad MONSTER TRUCK in boring ahh cumwhite?

>>28689171
Very nice. And you make these pederast weirdos sneed.

>>28689171
Nice pic "desu"

>>28685440
Picrel dame edna glasses
>>28685817
Truly, lmao

>>28689195
thats not fog thats burning oil

>>28689198
That's just the DOPESMOKE from my DOPETHRONE

>>28683715 (OP)
YOU RIKE BIG GRIRR
BIG GRIRR BIG AS GREAT WARR
BIG PROSPERITY FOR CHINA NUMBA WAN

>>28689171
You tell 'em brah, that Corolla is lit! Hear that fwd purr.

>>28689198
kek

>>28683715 (OP)
you are brown

>>28688864
You say this proudly, but when the car in your pic was only 25, what would you think then?

>>28689346
Faster and more luxurious than your dad's MONSTER TRUCK, parwal!

>>28689375
Damn, just look at that good old 4d 'rolla! When are you going to get it painted though? Dull, bare metal like that is bound to rust quickly.

>>28689167
if you're gonna post videos of your car at least figure out the fucking ugly ass led flicker dumbass