Thread 28693183

What do you have in your garage anon? You do have an old car, right?

Prewar car, yes. Surely you don't count a car from the 80's or 90's as ""old"", anon?

>>28693183 (OP)
>What do you have in your garage anon?

Lots of concrete and dirt

>>28693183 (OP)
>stance
dumb slut ruined that car

>>28693183 (OP)
That dude needs a haircut and to fix those stupid wheels.

>>28693203
Maybe she's just really heavy.

>>28693211
they use kg instead of lbs over there. a kg is heavier than a lb, so this checks out.

>>28693211
More cushion for the pushing.

>>28693203
I personally despise stance but as far as permanent damage goes its one of the easiest mods to return to factory (95% of the time).

>>28693211
For you

>>28693183 (OP)
I finished mine with drywall and such, it’s a home gym now.
It would be nice to have a garage for parking and/or wrenching; but gym is a better use of it.

I have a 1977 GAZ-24 Volga that I'm slowly stitching back together and trying to wrestle all the rusty spots back into order.
I also hav e a 1954 (I think) KMZ K750, a 1962 Izh Jupiter, a 1984 IMZ Ural and a 1987 Moto Guzzi California 3 in the shop.
I need to push a 2nd and 3rd car into the shop so I can work on them during the winter, a 1982 Škoda 120 Rapid and a 1984 Škoda 120L that I'm working on for my dad as his retirement car.
The 120L needs to be just the right amount of shitty so you don't get bored with it and end up wasting your retirement money on some piece of shit lexus or bmw crossover

>>28693183 (OP)
Yes.

Post more japanese car waifus

>>28693300
nice.
>>28693318

>>28693183 (OP)
Garage? I'm still rebuilding the fuckin thing on the driveway while trying to buy a house with a garage.

Audi GT Coupe 1987

>>28693401
Are german cars as nightmarish to work on as everyone online says they are?

>>28693295
Gtfo

>>28693407
mean.

>>28693404
Can't speak for newer stuff but 80s Audi is horrific. Yknow how you take out the engine? Remove the subframe and drop it out into an inspection pit with the gearbox attached. But thats nothing. The worst part of it is the fuel injection system. BOSCH invented continuous injection systems (CIS) to replace carburettors and were before ECU's took over. They are more efficient than carburettors but typically German in complexity. It's the one thing keeping me from driving it. THESE FUCKING THINGS NEED TO BE IN A STERILE LABORATORY TO BE REPAIRED IM NOT EVEN KIDDING.

>>28693404
>Are german cars as nightmarish to work on as everyone online says they are?

>>28693416
>he doesn't have a clean room in his garage
ngmi

>>28693491
My garage IS a clean room.

>>28693491
Motherfucker i don't even have a garage. The first 2 kjet rebuilds were in a bathtub. Mans gotta make do.

>>28693491
Also i wasn't kidding idgaf how clean your garage is you cannot rebuild these things in an environment with dirt atoms.

>>28693300
And they all run and can be driven.
>amazing!

>>28693416
Shit. My car has L-Jetronic fuel injection and it’s easy to deal with. I had to increase the idle and lean it out cuz it’s getting colder but that’s it.

>>28693183 (OP)
>What do you have in your garage anon?
it's not my garage, it's mum's garage and in mum's garage i have my bed and clothes and stuff.

>>28693548
L jetronic? Never knew there were other variants. Is it much different?

>>28693510
What soap did you use?

>>28693183 (OP)
I cut the rear off my crx and im in the process of stitching it back together

>>28693300
Ostasit nyt jonkun jenkinkin välillä, zenkin bolševikki.

>>28693665
Mut mähän alootin jenkeillä, 68vm Dodfge Dartti, 62vm Imperial ja 72vm Imperial LeBaron coupe oli taloudessa.
Sit siirryttiin saksalaisihin, niiden oli aika väistyä neukkujen tieltä.

mixing gas and slapping ass

>>28693192
hyb

>>28693737
jenkit on hauskoi, niillä ittekin pörrään. Germaani tuotteisiin en kajoa tikullakaan. Joku vimpan päälle rempattu Niva vois kieltämättä olla läppä. Mites varaosa saatavuus on muuten nykyään, varsinkin näin Putlerin sekoilujen aikana? Jumaliste kun perus Teboilin ölkätkin kiskastiin heti silloin kaupoista. Itte älysin onneks hakee heti joku 5 kannuu halpaa mineraalimömmöä varastoon, tosin viimistä viedään jo.

>>28693769
No saahan noita vielä virosta tilaamalla lada powerilta, ei taida manselta tai vastaavilta suomessa enää saaha kun öyhöttävät just jostai venäjästä vaikka suurinosa EU osista tehtihi jossain belgiassa tai latvias.
Ja juu kyl hiukjan vituttaa ku ei teboilinm öljyjä saa kaupasta ja eipä niihinkää oikee mitää kunnon vastaavia korvaavia myöskään saanu samaan hintaan. 2 mahti öljyt esim on jotenki kaikki paskempia ku teboilin mineraalipohjanen oli.

Also also, ei uudet germaaniset ole oma juttu sillä jos ttotta puhutaan, sakemannet on vitun retardeja ja niitä ei pommitettu tarpeheksi että oppisivat olemahan.
Niiden V12 autot kuitenkin on kyllä aika peirun hienoja vehkeitä ja yllättävän kovatekoosiakin.
Pakko sunkin myöntää että jos joku halpa takapotku pulkka talveksi pitääsi hommata nii vaihtoehdot, ainaki kymmenisen vuotta sitten, oli joku vanha vitos sarjan bemari tai opel a omega koska lukko tehtaalta.

>>28693624
Very different. It’s electronic fuel injection with fuel injectors, an air flow meter, cold start valve (like an additional fuel injector), coolant temperature sender, idle air control valve, a very basic fuel injection computer (more like a waveform analyzer that varies the voltage to open and close injectors), throttle position sensor, and some even have an o2 sensor on the exhaust header (mine has an idle screw instead so I adjust it depending on the season). It’s actually simple and easy to understand AFTER I read the technical service bulletin on it…otherwise you won’t figure it out. I’m sure I’m forgetting a few things but that’s almost all of it.

Bosch L-Jetronic electronic fuel injection is what comes after K-Jetronic mechanical fuel injection. I know they had even more complex mechanical FI before even these.

>>28693795
Täytys vissiin Raja-Joosepilta hakee Ladat talteen kun ne vitun turbaani pellet ym savimaja neekerit jätti niitä sinne tien poskeen parkkiin vaikka kuinka paljon :D

it's currently in storage over the winter

>>28693300
i love volgas, they are such charmes

>>28693799
That sounds a lot more manageable. A lot of defence for the k-jet is "oeuh its all mechanical and can be fixed" but it is SO finely built, getting it to function properly is being on a razors edge. L-jet sounds like BOSCH admitted k-jet was too complicated and simplified things with electronics.

>>28693855
THE BRAVEST CAR!!!!

>>28693799
>cold start valve
is that a cold start injector like 80s and 90s toyotas had? dunno if these are still a thing in today's engines.

>>28693183 (OP)
yeah

Does storage count

>>28693966
Yeah, it’s just an additional weird looking fuel injector that threads into the intake and sprays fuel into it when the engine is cold for a few seconds to counteract the more dense cold air which makes it run lean and not properly start.

Similar in concept to when you pull the choke on a carb to let less air in to ‘balance’ the air to fuel ratio so it’ll start and run until the engine is hot (then you release the choke) on cold days.

I actually don’t have any fuel hose going to my car’s cold start valve (due to replacing the heat soak prone thin steel fuel rail with a beefy aluminum replacement) and just push the gas pedal to the floor until it starts while cranking it. Bosch L-Jetronic makes the fuel injectors fire at maximum capacity when you do that and floods the combustion chambers with fuel kinda doing the same thing. It’s fun and I understand how this fuel injection system works.

>>28693883
Bosch L-Jetronic is more manageable if you like simple electronics. It’ll look complex until you realize all the sensors really just send back a simple signal measured in ohms and that’s what the simple fuel injection computer (it really doesn’t compute anything and is more of a waveform analyzer with logic gates) reads and then it varies the electrical signals to the fuel injectors to open and close. And the fuel injectors fire at the same time as a ‘batch’ so you can swap the electrical cables on them because there’s no order. It’s simple but not efficient. Not efficient but extremely reliable. I like reliability so I leave it mostly stock and good quality parts are inexpensive.

Although, if you enjoy mechanical fuel systems then I’ve heard you can just add a better carburetor (maybe an Italian Weber or Japanese Mikuni), low fuel pressure electric fuel pump, and fuel filter while ditching the entire Bosch K-Jetronic system.

Your engine just wants fuel and air (also spark and compression but let’s assume you already have those) and doesn’t care how it gets them.

How do I procure a nihona waif?

Does my lil jazz count as old car?

>>28693192
>Surely you don't count a car from the 80's or 90's as ""old"", anon?
Yeah because thats 30-40+ years ago lmao

>>28694178
You feed them until they can't run away anymore.

Yeah

>>28693183 (OP)
I exclusively own legally classic cars

>>28694344
i own illegally classic cars

>>28694003
do you get a ton of pussy?

>>28694112
Theres so many stories of people swapping it out like that. The most bizarre one i read was a dude using a triumph bike carburettor, one for each cylinder on a 4 straight. I have no idea how that would fit in the engine bay let alone mount to the engine but some people go crazy finding alternatives to the kjet. Im probably going to resort to it aswell but first i need a freaking garage for this car.

L jet sounds fun to work on. And like you say, reliability over efficiency any day.

>>28694340
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>>28694003
I really envy how many of you have huge fuck off garages. God damn that looks luxury.

>>28693183 (OP)
>What do you have in your garage anon?
Van
>You do have an old car, right?
No, is van

>>28693855
could probably fit like 6 of these in a 2 car garage
:3

>>28693665
>>28693737
>>28693769
>>28693795
>>28693809
And a chin chong nip nong to you, young lady

>>28693183 (OP)
Yes I do. Guess the car.
>>28693300
Extremely based, I am very jelly of that GAZ-24. I always wanted a '78.
>>28694003
Very nice. I love that Fiero kit.
>>28694542
A big garage is the best upgrade you can do.

>>28694712
At least TRY to speak our language, you FSL. Come on, let's see what the translator cooks up. usually it never gets anything right.

>>28694815
Ebin :D

>>28693183 (OP)
I don't have the garage space :(

I have a two car carport, each spot with a daily driver.

I have a 14x24' ship in the back that's my workshop + has 5 motorcycles.

I really want to get an old car to use as a weekend cruiser, but I don't want it to sit outside in the weather.

>>28693404
Early 80s and older Mercedes isn't so bad, but getting into the mid 80s you start seeing a nightmare of vacuum lines and ancient electronics in unholy union.

The pure mechanical stuff isn't so bad.

>>28693183 (OP)
>You do have an old car, right?
Of course, Im not a brokie

>>28694810
I hate retarded newfags so much it's unreal.

>>28694842
based, I miss my cutlass

>>28694542
same lol, sickening how some have it so good
>>28694560
its about 3.2m long and 1,4m wide, so yeah you probably could hehe

>>28694911
Dude i got tools and car parts against the wall of my apartment i need outta this shithole.

>>28694381
i have a gf so no
>>28694780
thanks, its 3sgte swapped

>>28694891
>m-muh newfags reeeeee

>>28693183 (OP)
pic related is in my attached garage like 10 feet away from where I type this, nothing more comfy than going out for a smoke at 2am and staring at a billeted out supercharged b18c

>>28693183 (OP)
A 1996 Daihatsu Mira TRXX.

>>28695249
>being proud of being an oblivious retard
Pottery

>>28695758
Your newfag tier joke was lame and you didn't play along, little dandelion.
Tee diili sen kanssa.

>>28695913
>azumanga daioh is newfag tier now
Please do everyone a favor and kill yourself snownigger colony.

>>28695927
I mean, it kinda is, let's be honest here. Do paremmin next time, contextless FSL.

>>28695933
>FSL
So what made up on the spot bullshit is this this time

>>28695940
Oh, you don't know even know? Sen ny arvas.

>>28696069
No, sorry, I don't speak subhuman.

>>28696073
Oh? Funny, considering it's your first language.

>>28695260
sexy

god knows I don’t drive the poor fuckin thing anymore

1931 Ford model a pickup, 1984 mazda RX-7 gs, 1993 Cadillac Fleetwood brougham, 2011 dodge Challenger v6
Man building a hotrod is difficult, parts are nearly 90 years old or a couple hundred dollars apice

>>28696797
>disc brakes
Reeeeeeee

>>28693183 (OP)
>What do you have in your garage anon?
1998 sti
1987 samurai
1982 golf
1988 fzr400
2021 motoguzzi v7

I'm considering selling the golf though

>>28697088
This fucker lives in a fucking aircraft hangar or something?

>>28693242

a kilogram of steel is heavier than kilogram of feathers