Thread 28695957

Why do these cars generate so much seething? Big fuckoff pushrod V8s are based.

>>28695957 (OP)
Because they increase happiness, goodwill, and testosterone, which as we all know 4chan posters are deathly allergic to.

>>28695982
>obese Merrylard treats his car as HRT

>>28695983
>t. low t

>>28695988
t. testosterone of 200 ng/dL without his precious fat nigger ameribarge

>>28695957 (OP)
They're just really damn heavy for no reason.
If the new gen was the same car but 800-1000 lbs lighter then it'd be sick AF. Unfortunately they chose to go full retard instead so neither the previous or current gens are very desirable compared to the competition

>>28695992
>>28695994
The Challenger is lighter than a 540i.

>>28695992
Have I struck a nerve, or does bitching like a woman come to you naturally? Oh, what am I saying—of course it does.

>>28695996
The hell are you talking about? Even the base V6 Challenger is heavier

>>28696001
Wrong. Also, the 540i makes a mere 335 hp.

Challenger V6 makes 305 hp NA, 5.7L V8 makes 375 hp NA, 392 V8 makes 485 hp NA, Hellcat makes 717 hp.

>>28695957 (OP)
Unironically they are nightmares to drive.

The blindspots are so bad you have to basically always be going faster than everyone else.

>>28696007
I have a charger and it has zero blind spots. Maybe the challenger is different but I can see everything in the charger.

>>28696007
Nah it's fine. While the Challenger has a massive C pillar you just use your mirrors, blind spot warning, situational awareness and back up camera.

>>28695996
I don't give a fuck about that leasebait muslim BULLSHIT

>>28695998
>passive aggressive catty faggotry the moment I point out he treats his car as a form of HRT and a sense of his fragile identity
That didn't take long

>>28696005
In what world does the 540i make 335hp? Are you living in 2018?

B A S E D M O B I L E

>>28695994
>ebonics
>>28695957 (OP)
No one's sneeding; these things are just ugly slow and ghetto as fuck

>>28695957 (OP)
>too heavy and too shit at cornering to be a sports car
>too loud and obnoxious to be a grand tourer
>shitty plastic fantastic interior standard to all American cars

It's true the seethe in this thread is off the charts

>>28696032
Nice

>>28695957 (OP)
>barely 400 wheel HP out of 5 or 6 liter engines
>not even reliable as they eat camshafts, blow out the headers and self destruct with cylinder deactivation
Congrats on putting out less power, torque, being less efficient, heavier, less smooth and somehow even less reliable than a modern turbo straight six like a B58/S58.
V8 rumble noises are cool, so I guess there’s at least a positive.

>>28696005
>the 540i makes a mere 335 hp
When BMW claims their car makes 335hp it’s because it makes 330-340hp to the wheels.
When Dodge claims their barge makes “700 hp” in reality it’s maybe 560 hp to the wheels in a cold day.

>>28695992
>>28696025
People like this are very funny because you can tell that they don't own anything nice that's appreciated by other people. Having a cool car that people like and comment on is the same thing as dressing well and grooming yourself appropriately. You get more attention. You get more positive reactions. People compliment your taste, car, and sense of fashion regularly, encouraging you to improve yourself further. This in turn increases your confidence and willingness to live, learn, improve, and socialize with others (scary, I know).

Very sad to see so much loathing when people can just go out and buy better and more interesting things for themselves!

>b-b-b-b-but I don't care what other people think about me REEEEEEEEEEE
The average cope of the complementless.

>>28696053
>drive in track/sport mode only
>change oil at 5,000 miles
Congrats, you’ve successfully beaten “hemi tick”

>>28695957 (OP)
Because benchracers can't abide by someone enjoying a cruise in a 500 hp sofa.

>>28696061
neither of those should be damaging to the engine

>>28696202
That’s what you do to prolong engine life anon. Track/sport disables the MDS cuckery

>>28696205
Getting a different (better) car makes the entire thing a non-issue

The charger really should have had a manual option

>>28696228
Wait, it doesn't? Wow.

>>28696227
Chargers are challengers are fine cars.

>>28696238
Yeah, they're fine as in merely okay. Better than getting a four banger econobox but not competitive in their respective segments

>>28696246
They’re fun though and that’s what’s important

>>28696256
Not competitive in fun factor either

>>28696257
But they are. Big rumbly RWD V8 = fun

>>28696262
and like i said, there are plenty of rwd high displacement v8 engine cars that came out during the challenger and charger's runs and were more fun to cruise and drive hard in

>>28696264
True

>>28696265
pic not related but sure

>>28696266
Pic related for sure

>>28696053
>>not even reliable as they eat camshafts, blow out the headers and self destruct with cylinder deactivation
wrong, lies and slander. Chrysler had a bad batch of lifters that affected an estimated 2.5-5% of all 3.6, 5.7 & 6.4 engines. If you get a bad one and replace the lifters then they are solid engines.

>>28696264
But I enjoy hemis

HAYMEEZ b guuhhhh mayng

MO POWAH MO BIGGA

gimme dat TORKKKS and da LOWD

>>28696822
This. So much this.

They look and sound nice but brother I can't afford to keep a Stellantis product on the road

>>28696227
Yeah, just get a V8 BMW, you'll only have to worry about consumables like brakes, oil filters, and rod bearings.

>>28696265
>high displacement

>>28696974
You're godsdamn right HIGH displacement

>>28695957 (OP)
American cars are garbage.

They don’t. They’re irrelevant.

>>28696264
Not really, no. Especially if you narrow it down to needing to be equipped with a manual.

>>28695957 (OP)
Because niggers like them

Lots of seething ITT

fuck chrysler and every nigger they have succesfully propelled from their shitty apartment to anywhere near decent people

>>28695957 (OP)
This place is infested with busriders so no surprise really.

>>28696059
People who haven't driven a V8 always cope about them. It's sad really.

Because the white man has been tricked by jews into thinking that he can't be happy for the simple things in life.

>>28698713
>muh consoomerism
Is a reflection of perceived status
What is money for at the end of the day, we can't take it into the after life... we have to use it to improve our lives... giving yourself more confidence is an extremely underrated HEALTH benefit

>>28698738
>merely hearing non gay ass 4 and 6 cyl engines increased testosterone
>let alone drivng a sports car vs some dorkmobile
Try a V8 Anon, you might like it.

bmwtrannoids and p*rschepedos absolutely maf as fuck lmao

>>28699161
Kek you fucking retard, it says an increase in testosterone was observed in people who drove a 911 right here
>>28698713
911s have only ever had flat 6s

>>28699170
Fletcher status: mindbroken

How's your broke ass going to afford food now?

What is it about mopar specifically that sends BMWtrannies and Porschepedos into an impotent rage?

>>28699198
>hence why I said sports car vs dorkmobile instead of v8 vs 4cyl
You think they only had them listen to 911s retardAnon?

>>28699217
>merely hearing non gay ass 4 and 6 cyl engines increased testosterone
You were wrong you fucking retard, stop backpedaling and be a man for once in your sorry fucking life.

>>28699170
Hory shet the red monster truck is lifted even higher than the white one

>>28699213
>failed normalfag from leddit keeps trying to pretend he belongs here

>>28696228
I really wish they did as well. Don’t get me wrong, I love the ZF8 in my Hellcat, but a manual Charger would be fun.

>>28699358
>you were wrong
No I wasn't you blithering retard, trying to cite your argument is hard for your kind huh?
https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a15149764/a-revving-maserati-engine-has-a-biological-effect-on-women-car-news/

>>28699370
Quoting you right here, fucktard
>merely hearing non gay ass 4 and 6 cyl engines increased testosterone
911s only come with 6 cylinders

Shut the fuck up already

>>28699449
Can you read you fucking idiot? They listened to many different cars and got to drive the 911. The Maserati V8 created the highest result of audio results.
>>28698713
>just listening to the sound of a sports car engine increased salivary levels of testosterone in male and female participants
Can you not understand I was quoting 2 separate points from the article that aren't related? Maybe you can if you rub those two brain cells you have left together.