Thread 28698303

No, they've become a retard brand stuck between being on the level of Lexus and Mercedes while also trying to paypig their customers into buying literal trash for "Allocations".
Shit company that deserves to eat it. The "owners" of the brand are bona-fide niggers as well.

>>28698311
>force your customers to buy a bunch of marked up vw crossovers to get the cars they actually want which are already marked up to the tits themselves
This is extremely fucking holy shit.

>>28698313
Extremely fucking JEWISH*

>>28698313
It's a load of shit. If you're not an influencer you can walk in and buy a 911 any day of the week. They want sales.

>>28698320
Go and see if you can get a GT3 RS at list with no buying history then.

Raped by Porsche

>>28698311
>>28698326
>:(((((((((( RICH GUYS WILL HAVE A HARD TIME BUYING WHAT THEY WANT SO BAD COMPANY
who gives a fuck? why do you care about them. You're sure as fuck not in the market for one.
america has truly been brainwashed by having the 99% care tremendously about the 1%

>>28698382
I don’t care about them. I’m more than happy to see Porsche go bankrupt and hope they do.

You can get an allocation for any car right now except Turbo S and GT3 GT4 variant without buying anything. You can get allocations for those also if you want to pay 40k extra.

>>28698326
>this irrelevant hypothetical purchase that I am in no way prepared to make
>ever
> but I saw My Favorite Influencer (R)(TM) driving and now I want it too
>no of course I can’t even afford tax, insurance and required maintenance on it
>but I am now completely assblasted !!!
“People” here are fucking ridiculous.

>>28698454
Theres no point in doing all that just do get a rental (plastic engine, maconalds struts, slushbox)

>>28698518
>that just do get a rental
Ebonics

>>28698303 (OP)
They're working on it, like many manufacturers they're just suffering a bit from having to pivot away from EVs now that demand is falling

>>28698326
Toyota does the same thing with the century so that yakuza don't get them new.

>>28698556
Demand isn't falling, their electric cars aren't worth the price, and badge doesn't matter to prospective buyers.

>>28698326
People who can afford Porsches know people who already have Porsches. A vouch from a reputable owner can go a long way.
>Drive to dealership with my associate in his 992 GT3 RS
>"Yeah, anon isn't a shithead and it will be driven."
Done.

>>28698989
You can get a Corvette with something called "money" and you don't need a reference or a background check like you're applying for a fucking job.

>>28699135
You can do that with Porsche too. You wouldn't know though because you're not a serious buyer and never talked to a dealership.

t. Bought a 911 without buying an suv or ev

>reee I can buy almost any 911 I want but not *this* particular limited production model! Reeee!
I mean, what a crybaby bullshit complaint. Oh, you can't get a GT3RSLGBT? Ffs, Buy a turbo S and stfu.

Porsche should just set up auctions for those special models and let the rich retards have money fights over them instead of trying to regulate sales like Ferrari. Money talks, bullshit walks should be the process. Then everyone has nothing to bitch about.

>>28698382
>Comes to a car enthusiast board
>Hurr durr, why do you care that enthusiasts cannot buy a car but have to shell out two million bux before being allowed to have the chance to be allowed to pay a third of another million bux to buy the car they wanted to buy in the first place
Take another booster clotshot

>>28699149
>enthusiast = deep pocket new money instagram faggots wanting to be just like the other deep pocket new money instagram faggots
hahaha
>bringing retard vaccine bullshit into this out of absolutely nowhere
starting to think you just need to take your autism medication

>>28699137
I had multiple schizos here tell me I was lying when I said I put a deposit down on a 911 after sharing with the salesman my build from the Porsche website. The wait was around 2.5 years back in 2023.

>>28698556
Lmao, lol even.
This is classic ICEV poorfag cope.
The main reason Porsche, and other premium brands' sales have flatlined, is because people with money have been buying Teslas.
Tesla buck-broke the market, amd actually are much better car to drive.

>>28698303 (OP)
For one they can start by making cars.

>>28698326
Who cares you stupid Arab. Fuck the gt3rs. These cars are built for a race track they're peices of shit on the road. Of course they are the new flex because most expensive = most good.

Buying a normal boxster or cayman or 911 will give you all the performance where it actually matters for 99 percent of drivers 99 percent of the time. At this point seeing one of these things being driven not at the track is confirmation of being brown.

>>28700498
Tragically only the GT3 RS is a real Porsche according to one very dedicated schizophrenic on /o/.

>>28699137
>You can do that with Porsche too
it's well known that porsche doesn't force you to buy other crap to buy specific crap,
but they force you to suck their balls in case you want to sell your car and want to transfer the warranty or if they smell that you don't treat your car like a garage queen, they will refuse warranty repairs.

>>28698303 (OP)
>New 3-row SUV imminent, codenamed Gayenne
>GT2 RS/MR soon to lay down the law
>W18 powered hypercar to make everyone forget the Mission X embarrassment
>992.2 Sport Classic rumored to be a 930 tribute
They'll be on course in 2-3 years

>>28700438
But Tesla has also been dropping in sales all throughout 2025.

>>28700556
>you don't treat your car like a garage queen, they will refuse warranty repairs
You got a source on that or is it trust me bro? Only case I heard of Porsche declining warranty was some moron who overreved his car by moneyshifting.

>>28698303 (OP)
>take a big leap and sell Porsche SUV's
>it's a smash hit and saves the company
>think you can do it again with EV
>fail so hard it tanks the company
See the problem is that Europeans, especially Germans, have a massive gambling habit.

I'm so confused. Feels like everyone was shitting and pissing themselves for the past few years over Porsche and how amazing everything is and now they're failing? how'd that happen kek

>>28700438
The opposite is true, tesla has been sinking in sales so much that Elon has turned the company into an AI brand. Even Chinese brands are slowly pivoting away from BEV and going into hybrid/plug-in hybrid

>>28701427
The EV hype died, that's why. You also should remember how 2years ago those same retards praising porsche were saying that Toyota was being 'left behind' because they were making hybrids instead of EV's

>>28701433
but their EVs wasn't even what I was mostly seeing/being discussed

>>28700438
>Tesla buck-broke the market, amd actually are much better car to drive.
good morning saar will you do the needful and walk beside a train saar

>>28700438
This.

>>28701419
>>28701428
Thats because chinese EV's are starting to creep in.
Chinese cars are now, what the japanese cars once were.
They are challenging the market,.and are actually able to compete with Tesla, which the legacy manufacturers have never really been able to do.

>>28700498
No no the cheap slow one is better!!

>>28701387
It’s actually a small suv that’s coming not a big one which is weird.

>>28701427
Taycan is a disaster in terms of sales and reliability (ie they’re eating ass with warranty work).
China doesn’t care about the brand anymore.
Tarriffs on all their Audi crossovers
All hit at once

>>28701572
It literally is better. A gt3rs is not a good road car. The occasional blast through tunnels, on ramps and mountain roads and dealing with rain, cold roads and bumps. You need milder suspension and a more reasonable ride height. Absolute track times don't matter either. There's probably 15 owners that can even approach the cars limits.

>>28701572
>cheap
You can't even afford a brand new civic so sybau

>>28701617
I think only poors fantasize about dailying a 3RS on the street.