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Anonymous No.28700187 [Report] >>28700203 >>28700272 >>28700305 >>28700591 >>28700596 >>28700611 >>28700686 >>28701429 >>28701446 >>28701450 >>28701537 >>28701763 >>28702831 >>28702906 >>28705100 >>28705222 >>28705355 >>28706393 >>28706912 >>28709115 >>28709777 >>28709797 >>28710644
>traffic light turns green
>engine heard starting
Anonymous No.28700203 [Report]
>>28700187 (OP)
>traffic light turns green
>engine heard stalling
Anonymous No.28700207 [Report] >>28700261 >>28709799
>traffic light turns green
>old ass ice cars moan and groan to accelerate while EVs quietly sprint ahead
Anonymous No.28700234 [Report] >>28700611 >>28701783
>traffic light turns green
>dumb shit rolls his 1990 japshit into my front bumper
Anonymous No.28700259 [Report] >>28700280 >>28700611 >>28708573
>traffic light turns purple
Anonymous No.28700261 [Report] >>28707085
>>28700207
nigger
Anonymous No.28700272 [Report]
>>28700187 (OP)
Your engine cranks at a green because it has a start-stop mechanism.
My engine cranks at a green because my car has an electrical issue, we are not the same.
Anonymous No.28700280 [Report]
>>28700259
>Prince appears.
Anonymous No.28700305 [Report]
>>28700187 (OP)
kek
Anonymous No.28700317 [Report] >>28700611 >>28709788
>see luxury car
>driver is brown and lives in an apartment
Anonymous No.28700591 [Report] >>28700611
>>28700187 (OP)
>traffic light turns black
Anonymous No.28700596 [Report]
>>28700187 (OP)
>traffic light turns green
>revs go high
>my fucked clutch clings on for dear life
>I crawl away at 2mph at 4000rpm
heh, nothing personal chuds
Anonymous No.28700611 [Report] >>28700665 >>28700702 >>28701238 >>28701923
>>28700187 (OP)
>>28700234
>>28700259
>>28700317
>>28700591
Stupid frog posters, fuck you bitch
Anonymous No.28700665 [Report]
>>28700611
wow fucking rude
Anonymous No.28700686 [Report] >>28705207 >>28707087
>>28700187 (OP)
>light turns green
>engine heard starting
>86 other engines start
>mfw I am at the 1955 24 Hours of Le Mans in the middle row of the pit lane grandstand
Anonymous No.28700702 [Report]
>>28700611
Anonymous No.28700722 [Report] >>28701464 >>28701493
>light turns blue
Anonymous No.28701238 [Report]
>>28700611
Anonymous No.28701284 [Report] >>28701354
>Light turns green
Anonymous No.28701354 [Report]
>>28701284
Floridian spotted
Anonymous No.28701429 [Report]
>>28700187 (OP)
>light turns green
>no noise anywhere
Anonymous No.28701446 [Report]
>>28700187 (OP)
>traffic light turns green
>mysterious rattling noise
>the genie has been summoned
Anonymous No.28701450 [Report]
>>28700187 (OP)
>traffic light turns green
>engine heard cranking
>mfw it's my car that broke down
Anonymous No.28701460 [Report] >>28701472 >>28708576
>traffic light turns green
I wait for the light to turn red.
Anonymous No.28701464 [Report]
>>28700722
I understood this reference.
Anonymous No.28701472 [Report] >>28702840
>>28701460
So you're the fucker who's always in front of me.
Anonymous No.28701493 [Report] >>28705324
>>28700722
Why are nips as such?
Anonymous No.28701537 [Report]
>>28700187 (OP)
>light turns green
>truck takes a second to build up enough torque to move forward
Anonymous No.28701626 [Report]
>traffic light turns green
>Truck driver crosses the intersection, driving off
>The green light was for those turning left
Anonymous No.28701763 [Report] >>28702593 >>28702596
>>28700187 (OP)
This is why traffic lights suck now. Instead of the car going forward, the car takes ~3/4 of a second to start, and everyone now moves one at a time instead of all together.
Anonymous No.28701783 [Report]
>>28700234
mb
Anonymous No.28701802 [Report]
>traffic light turns green
>engine heard stopping
Anonymous No.28701923 [Report]
>>28700611
Suck it, pussy
Anonymous No.28702593 [Report] >>28702596
>>28701763
Uh what are you saying, old timer
Was it different back in the day?
Anonymous No.28702596 [Report]
>>28702593
>>28701763
Or are you talking of istop or something
Anonymous No.28702747 [Report]
>light turns green
>WRX on the opposite side of the road jerks and shuts off
Yeah I saw that anon
Anonymous No.28702770 [Report] >>28702804
>Pull up to light
>CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK
>Take off
>Sound subsides
>It was just the car behind me
Anonymous No.28702804 [Report]
>>28702770
every time I hear someone elses shitbox with a squealing belt or about to throw a rod I have a mini panic attack
Anonymous No.28702831 [Report] >>28702844
>>28700187 (OP)
>traffic light turns green
But you don't see it because you're busy on your phone messaging Tom on Myspace
Anonymous No.28702840 [Report]
>>28701472
Man I was just waiting to cross.
Anonymous No.28702844 [Report] >>28702935
>>28702831
Anonymous No.28702906 [Report]
>>28700187 (OP)
>traffic light turns green
>shift to 1st, hear a loud CRUNCH, think maybe it's gonna work this time
>release clutch to the bite point
>car stalls
>drop spaghetti
>hear honking
Anonymous No.28702935 [Report] >>28702949
>>28702844
w...what happened to his right pinky
Anonymous No.28702937 [Report] >>28702942
>know light is about to turn green
>let off the brake and slow roll in anticipation
>By the time I'm on the gas it changes and I am off in a split second
>Save a few seconds this way to ease congestion as there are 20 cars behind me and I am a white male driver so I care
>Dumb paki women hold the brake pedal till the green light is on for 2 full seconds then slowly ease on the gas eating all the time up so 3 cars make it through
>The entire reason people have to wait an Extra 20 min commuting short distances I the browning and dumbing down of the country
Anonymous No.28702942 [Report]
>>28702937
>>know light is about to turn green
>>let off the brake and slow roll in anticipation
>>By the time I'm on the gas it changes and I am off in a split second
did this one particular time and the guy in the next lane was having none of it. tried to gun the engine but i just floored it and shot ahead. proceeded to ride my ass while i'm doing 20 over only to slow right the fuck down for the first chicane that i kept it pegged 20 over to get through lol. i think he gave up after that
Anonymous No.28702949 [Report]
>>28702935
the Yakuza
Anonymous No.28705100 [Report] >>28705589
>>28700187 (OP)
What is up with this? Gonna wear out the starter to save 0 gas.
Anonymous No.28705207 [Report]
>>28700686
lol
Anonymous No.28705222 [Report]
>>28700187 (OP)
>light turns green
>its shaped like two guys shagging
Anonymous No.28705235 [Report] >>28705652 >>28707090
>light turns red
Anonymous No.28705324 [Report] >>28708632
>>28701493
It's just how language evolves
English didn't have a word for orange until recently, that's why gingers are called red hair and foxes are described as red
Anonymous No.28705355 [Report]
>>28700187 (OP)
>light turns red
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeee
Anonymous No.28705589 [Report] >>28705735 >>28706909
>>28705100
Start-stop feature in many non-hybrid cars. The starter is specced to withstand a gorillion amount of starts, and the battery is big enough to keep the AC running while waiting on a traffic light. They claim it saves around 10% of fuel which I doubt it does outside big cities. Pic unrelated.
Anonymous No.28705652 [Report]
>>28705235
>HOLD ON
Anonymous No.28705735 [Report] >>28706181
>>28705589
>The starter is specced to withstand a gorillion amount of starts, and the battery is big enough to keep the AC running while waiting on a traffic light
Neither of those things is true
Anonymous No.28706098 [Report]
no u
Anonymous No.28706181 [Report] >>28706337 >>28706348
>>28705735
some cars with stop/start function come with two batteries, so sort of true actually
haven't heard of them getting uprated starters, but modern electric motors are very reliable so it probably doesn't matter
Anonymous No.28706337 [Report]
>>28706181
Also how much stress can a 1.5L engine really be putting on that starter motor? It's not it's cranking a high compression big block seventeen times a drive cycle.
Anonymous No.28706348 [Report]
>>28706181
i don't get it.
you're adding a ton of added complexity and cost to save a MINISCULE amount of gas.
this has to be about cheating CAFE standards right?
>well in our estimation the average american sits in traffic at idle approximately 2 hours a week
or somesuch?
Rural chads keep winning.
when you live in a town with 2 stoplights, and 99% of your driving is on 55 mph 2 lane rural roads, such a feature is such a pointless joke.
Anonymous No.28706393 [Report]
>>28700187 (OP)
That’s how you know that car is being driven by a woman or a soiboy and you should get as far as possible from them.
Anonymous No.28706909 [Report]
>>28705589
Jack-rabbit starts.
Anonymous No.28706912 [Report]
>>28700187 (OP)
>traffic light turns green
Our city starts the pedestrian crossing light 3 seconds before the green. So you can watch that and get a jump on the light.
Anonymous No.28707085 [Report]
>>28700261
No no, tranny is the proper term
Anonymous No.28707087 [Report]
>>28700686
>1955 24 Hours of Le Mans
No need to wait until lap 100, I've already shit myself.
Anonymous No.28707090 [Report]
>>28705235
Lmao
Anonymous No.28708201 [Report]
>traffic light turns green
>faggot in a nissan rolls back into my front bumper
Anonymous No.28708573 [Report]
>>28700259
Damn LED trash
Anonymous No.28708576 [Report]
>>28701460
die
Anonymous No.28708632 [Report]
>>28705324
Nips apologists are even worse
Anonymous No.28709115 [Report] >>28709786
>>28700187 (OP)
>traffic light turns green
>tires screech sound as EV takes off to the next red light
Anonymous No.28709777 [Report]
>>28700187 (OP)
>Light turns green
>RAV4/CRV/Forester fails to move forward
>Honk
>One of these phenotypes slams on the gas in panic
Anonymous No.28709786 [Report]
>>28709115
gotta be first, gotta win!
Anonymous No.28709788 [Report]
>>28700317
We wuz knags n sheet
Anonymous No.28709797 [Report]
>>28700187 (OP)
I was on vacation in scottland these last three weeks and you heard it constantly. I do like how their lights will turn the red and yellow on to let you know the light is changing soon.
Anonymous No.28709799 [Report]
>>28700207
>traffic light turns green
>old ass ice cars moan and groan to accelerate while EVs bursts into flames
FTFY
Anonymous No.28710638 [Report]
One time someone honked at me while the light was red and I nearly drove out into traffic like a retard
Anonymous No.28710644 [Report]
>>28700187 (OP)
Kek it feels so good leaving the light first like 50 cent while those cringelords in their new cars have to crank up again.