Thread 28701138

>go to mechanic and tell him my engine light is on
>he says he only changes your oil
>go to different mechanic and tell him the same thing
>sorry ma'am I only change tires
>try another one
>no I only do emmission tests
>go to yet another one
>he knows what I'm talking about and comes out to my car with a tool
>he tells me something needs to be replaced
>ask him to fix it
>oh I don't fix that
What the fuck, what the actual fuck. If my car stops working and I have to get a new one ill actually kill myself and stream it

how does it feel being 83 IQ ? do you even have an internal monologue?

>>28701138 (OP)
Do it yourself fucking retard
Like all real men

>>28701138 (OP)
What did you expect - a car MacGyver who can fix any vehicle instantly ?

>>28701138 (OP)
YWNBAW
no mechanic will service your shitbox you abomination

Okay, so if you now know exactly what part is in need of replacement, why can't you do it yourself?

>>28701138 (OP)
Sir we won't fix your car either, this is a Vietnamese trout fishing board

>>28701254
Hands too big

>>28701261
I thought this was a Laotian decal printing board

>>28701138 (OP)
Try the dealer or buy one of those obd2 scan tools and find out yourself. My Honda dealer is so comfy. I took it, he replaced the coil and the issue never came back.

Yet when I was working as a mechanic, all I got was bullshit oil change and tire swap jobs because those are all the managers take in nowadays.
They're risk free easy money, but if you have to start to take an engine apart, there's potential lost profits in there if the operation stretches due to unforeseen circumstances.

shit tier bait but p/o/l hylics will still fall for it

>>28701282
I thought /osg/ was dead

>>28701261
>>28701282
And here I thought for the longest time this is a Mongolian basket weaving forum

>>28701644
Land-based basket weaving or underwater basket weaving?

>>28701138 (OP)
Cool story bro

>>28701647
Airborne actually but land based is close enough

>>28701747
Shit, my masters degree is in underwater basket weaving

>>28701818
>not a PhD in interstitial basket braiding
Ngmi in this economy bub

>>28701983
Tell me about it. I've had to take a job in hyperbaric purse crocheting just to pay the bills

But sir, this is a Moroccan die casting forum.

>>28701138 (OP)
Yeah, it's a real problem. It seems like all the real mechanics quit after covid. Now it's all braindead drop outs who couldn't get a job at Walmart.
Might as well just do the work yourself now.

>>28701138 (OP)
don't use my lemon-stealing whore as your avatar.

>>28702046
True and real Nasa.

>>28701138 (OP)
I had a Tacoma that needed those stupid donuts replaced and I found out within a week that every exhaust shop within 100 miles only cuts your muffler off and replaces it. I know what these buildings rent for how do you afford to rent a $3500/mo commercial building sitting on your hands doing a couple $50 jobs a day? Entire fucking world is fake from the bottom to the top. Took me a weekend that I would have rather spent fucking around

>>28701138 (OP)
So you went to jiffy lube, a tire shop, an emissions tester, and autozone and were surprised they weren't mechanics?
Is this bait or is there such thing as someone this stupid?

>>28703438
Yes.

>>28701287

You took a Honda to the dealer to replace a coil pack? The coil pack is $20 on Amazon. It's held in by a single bolt and a wire. It takes 2.5 minutes to replace if you take your time. I bet you gave those thieves $500.

>>28703618
This, wtf.