Thread 28701810

>will never have a gf to do cute his and hers matching cars
why even live ;___________;

She can't drive and the garage is mine and thats the way i like it.

What's matching? They're not even the same colour

Couples/ families who but matching things to flaunt as "cute" on social media are trying to compensate for a lack of emotional connection and coping with the regret that they hate who they're with.

>>28704406
Don't you see, anon? They have the same logo on the front. Don't you just love branding? Doesn't it just make you want to purchase a Mercedes product for everyone you know?

>>28701810 (OP)
>will never have a gf to wrench with and start whispering "nigger, nigger, nigger" upon sighting a nigger
why even live

>>28704432
Me personally, I'd get an AMC Javelin and a Gremlin if I wanted the his and hers cars with matching branding for some dumb fucking reason (I'd be driving the Gremlin), not some german fagboxes

>>28701810 (OP)
Only dudes who marry fat chicks do this sort of thing and I’m not sure why. I’m just certain the wife driving that Mercedes is an absolute hog

>>28701810 (OP)
Mazda 3 for me and CX-9 for the missus :3

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>>28704524
>crosscucks

Paid for by their money. Kek

>>28701810 (OP)
That black krautmobile looks like and is the size of a dodge dakota pickup. Nucars are cancer.

>>28701810 (OP)
I don't have a gf i have a wife.

>>28701810 (OP)
Mach e for me, maverick for the wife ^_^

I sometimes think about getting a cayenne hybrid but it's 50% more than a bmw equivalent

Why do nerds/ricers always have front plates?

My wife and I have Buicks for daily drivers and we’re both under 40. The third vehicle is a Cayenne S with 220k miles and counting for dump runs and towing. If I wasn’t a cheapskate I’d get a Panamera sport turismo as my daily.

For me
>Ford Focus
>1994 F150, sbf
For her
>Odyssey
>1978 or 1976 Trans Am, big block

My wife and I are gonna have his and hers crew cab super duty ferds... Currently working on stripping down and cleaning the interior of hers up. Hers is a short bed. Mine is a long bed.

unintentional Honda gang, I bought my Civic while we were out looking for her a new vehicle and after driving a CX-50 Hybrid, a Rav4, and this CRV she brought the CRV home

>>28704634
the Mach E is probably the gayest car ever to be designed. A Multipla started from nothing and looked ugly, but yours is in line with some of the finest looking cars money can buy. It is truly a disgrace, and every Ford dealer who has one in stock should be spat at.
May god forgive your petty soul

>>28704823
Literally only see injuns (dots not feathers) driving those things over here on the WEST COAST BEST COAST New Delhi, CALIFORNIA
pnw is floversville; don't @me slowfaglets

>>28704412
>IESLB coping

>>28701810 (OP)
Imagine acting like Mercedes can pull. Lol, jews hijacked your major based brand and you've bought into it

>>28701810 (OP)
My wife doesn't drive.
There's an old South African phrase:
Woman driver no survivor

>>28704823
It might be gay but it costs me $1.67 canadian pesos to drive 220km while having 500ft/lbs of rear-biased torque on tap while being maintenence free. Evs are simply the best commuter cars and no amount of gayness can overcome that.

>>28704850
Touch grass, loser, nobody knows what you mean.

>>28704902
Why would anyone want a commuter car THOUGHitsoeverbe

>>28704456
>will never have a gf to cuddle in bed with while playing clash royale

>>28704412
Yeah like your wife changing her last name to yours, that's a great indicator that your relationship won't last.

>>28704823
I will never understand them sticking the mustang branding on it. It's not even kinda similar.

>>28704933
for commuting

>>28706216
>nooo I can only commute in ugly slow gay boring bullshits!!!

>>28701810 (OP)
>>28704524
>>28704816
i don't get it,where's the match?completely different vehicles

>>28704652
Yours just fell off, Corolla Man™.

I always get a kick from people shitposting/seething at commuters. Keep it up! 4chin is still alive because of you.

>>28701810 (OP)
30 year old boomer so I drive a 10 year old AMERICAN V8 sedan and my wife drives a late model JAPSCRAP crossover.

>>28706235
Nigger i daily drove a modified s2000 for 7 years, and a modified frs for 3 years.

After doing that I want to be as disconnected as possible when I'm commuting. I still have the supercharged frs for the weekend and a racing sim for winter. When I'm driving to work, I want an npc-mobile that I couldn't care less about if I bounce off potholes. Something I can get in, push a button and floor it around everywhere without worrying if im going to break something. Something with good ground clearance to fly over curbs and driveways. Something I dont have to care if I'm 5k over maintenence intervals. Something I dont have to care about. It's literally the perfect npc car and I love it for that.

Also
>slow
4.1s 0-60 is apparantly slow. Please post a pic of your commuter. please.
Hardmode: not posting your daddies car.

>>28706235
>500ft-lbs of torque
>slow
The mach-e is many things, but it is not slow.

>>28706509
He pluralized the word "bullshit" so you know it's the attention whore in pic related

>>28706441
No, that was my E39's
>>28706509
s2gays are usg as fuck like frss THOUGHeveritbeso
Why the fuck do you need to drive over curbs?
And I don't commute, son
>>28706848
They're slow. And ugly and gay

>>28704634
why do you own this bullshit

>>28704902
>but it costs me $1.67
why does cost matter to you, you've already been raped out of like atleast 60k on those three shitty boring cars in your driveway but now cost is something to brag about?

>>28701810 (OP)
LC for me, GX for the wife.

>>28704634
just some bullshit in a driveway

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>>28704524
>>28704816
>>28706973
Pretty funny how you can always tell which car belongs to the man and which belongs to the woman. Same thing with me and my girl. I'm in a golf and she's in a cx50. Why do women love crossovers so much?

Well, I mean, we all already know the answer. It feels safer for them. But, they love them that much? They're completely enchanted with crossovers. Mine even takes pictures of our cars together and says that the cars are dating, and I'm like, uhhhh that's an suv no they aren't.