Thread 28703457

I was just sitting there thinking of how fucked I am, the bill to pull it out would be astronomic and best case scenario I'd have to wait for hours, but then some guy just strolled by
>Stuck huh?
>Yeah, I'm so fucked.
>Don't worry brother, we got you.
And then he goes to a pub at the street corner, whistles and 5 buff redneck-analogue of my country guys just walk out and immediately come and push my car out by hand. They didn't even want money but I bought them a couple rounds anyway. Holy shit I was so relieved.

Pretty wholesome. Consider getting AAA next year though (2-3 free tows a year), you can't luck-out every time.

DAY IN THE LOIF OF A TRUE BREXIT GEEZER PART 27

>ELP PUSH CAR OUTTA DITCH WIV DA LADS

Not having a winch and chain
Lmao

>>28703462
Do not get AAA those niggers will leave ya stranded

>>28703457 (OP)
this is roughly what happened to the writer of "Deliverance". Guy had a flat tire, asked for help, rednecks helped him out, even bought him a new tire.
The writer repaid their kindness by turning the encounter into a homosexual rape fantasy.

I'm on a road trip and I saw two cars that had gone into ditches - one an older minivan, the other I didn't see which kind, the minivan driver was sitting on the hill next to the highway, smoking a cig as the cop came over to help. No EMS personnel on scene. Same at the other scene - cop is helping out but no ambulances. Didn't really cause rubbernecking either, so that was nice.

>>28703457 (OP)
Had something similar happen when I was younger. I was "drifting" dirt roads in bumfuck nowhere and slid off into a ditch. While I was standing there thinking about how fucked I was, some old Mexicans in a cement truck came by, stopped, pulled a toe strap out and yoinked me right out of the ditch and went on their way.

Wholesome and society pilled.

>>28703663
Lost a tire driving home from a concert at 3 am in the rain, last shop that had worked on it ugga duggad the lug nuts on, had to get saved by a couple of ohio boys in a pickup truck with a breaker bar.
took two guys sitting in the rear hatch to put enough weight on the wheel that it would stop spinning

I woulda let em hit it

>>28703808
BLUE COLLAR PRYDE

Kill everyone who makes over 30 bucks an hour!

>>28703823
Who's Rick?

I high-centered while driving around in a field a few years ago. No one anywhere around so I jacked the rear and put broken branches under my tire, dumped the clutch, and repeated until I got free. A few weeks later I put in an LSD so I had a better chance next time (and it has helped).

>>28703652
I've had clutch slave cylinders go out on me 3x in 5 years. Free tows, AAA is like $100/yr. Tows are $700-1000 these days.

>>28703829
the guy that played the dad in honey i shrunk the kids
dunno why they hate him though, seems like a cool guy

>>28703663
wish aussies where like this still
had some based tow truck drivers tho

>>28703846
wtf i love rick moranis now

>>28703457 (OP)
>5 buff redneck-analogue
This is hot.
Keep going

>>28703838
heh, I did something similar when stuck in a rain storm. branches work pretty well for traction in mud and stuff. I also used big rocks to chock the tires. wouldn't have gotten out if it was an automatic, clutch control is essential.

>>28703652
AAA is actually good, though

>>28703843
Do you drive a ford ranger, the one before the present reboot?

my car got stuck in a ditch and a pickup truck driver helped me get out

>>28703823
cool it with the anti-semitism

>>28703457 (OP)
Country boys are bros. I got pulled out against my will, they attached their tow straps to my push bar and I kept saying it's a push bar, you can't pull on it or it'll break since it's not designed for that. They didn't even listen, just hopped in their truck and pulled it any way and bent it. I said thanks assholes and went on my way.