Thread 28706437

When was the last time you've experienced road-rage whether from them or from thyself?

I live in Houston so every fucking day

>>28706440
I just got back from Howard-Edward-Butt's. Everyone wants to die out there.

Some old timer in a germmutt SUV cut me off and yelled at me kek
will never understand not following the road rules and then getting mad about it

>>28706437 (OP)
How do you not want/try to murder every other "human" you interact with on every interaction in "society"?

How are all young white males not out there mass Minecrafting and LuigimaxXxing?

How do yall contain you'are rage?

The end of civilization is nigh, and I cannot be more XxXcyted.

>>28706437 (OP)
5 years ago in university. then I realized after covid lockdowns and shit that none of this matters, people are NPCs. I dont get mad. if I need to, I take evasive maneuveours. same with if someone tries to start a fight, I just disengage.

there's no point to like 99% of arguments. not worth getting angry. if you're defending yourself or your family and are ready to kill, fine. but otherwisd, whats the point of stressing or fighting?

>>28707061
some people default to aggression when they feel stupid, usually mistreated people

pity them

>>28707134
you were just molested by technology. it doesn't have to be as bad as you think it is. when you finally care about someone outside of yourself, you'll realize what a shithead you were.
>>28707144
you can also react that way without looking down on anyone. people's burdens are distributed differently. you're bitter your insight isn't valued.

>>28707061
had some leb guy enter the roundabout while i was already in it so i laid on the horn as i slammed the brakes. guy just stops in the middle for a few seconds considering his options and before i could tell hom to move his ass out of the way he just flipped me the bird and drove off.
another time i merged well in front of a lexus that left a humungous gap ahead of him as the road was narrowing from 2 to 1 lane and i heard him gun his engine just to honk and get mad at me. it was very odd how this guy just sped up to get mad.

Every day since the snow birds came back.

I hate snowbirds
I hate transplants
I hate tourists
I hate new yorkers
Gas them all.

>>28706437 (OP)
I don't rage, I get even.

>>28706437 (OP)
In 15 years of driving, I've never experienced rage anything like that. I don't understand how out of control of one's emotions you have to be to get so blindingly enraged

Those motherfuckers inbred piece of stupid shit who have white LED headlight and flashbangs you for 10 seconds and you are literally blind even after them passing. If I ever got a chance i will blind those mf.

>>28707217
>I am bitchmade and let people walk all over just like mommy taught me

>>28706437 (OP)
Every day because I have to congested commute to a N****r infested city and they all drive 10mph under the limit in all lanes

>>28707238
You should sell your car and take the bus. You don't belong on the road if you can't control yourself. Bitchmade little faggot.

>>28707157
Yeah, i'm not even saying i never have made a mistake, but if i do something thats retarded, i think about it for the next few days, it pains me. i couldnt imagine just defaulting to lashing out
as abraham lincoln said, think about how dumb the average person is and realize half the people are dumber than that

>>28707246
Why take the bus when your bitch drives me around?

>>28707255
You're such a pussy you need a woman to drive you around places?
This wasn't the own you thought it would be lmfao

>>28707262
>the bar for being a man is driving
oh wow I was just shitposting but you really are fatherless

>>28706437 (OP)
Fucker cut me off and then swerved into me to push me off the road on a monday morning. Locked him in blace and broke his fucking nose as his wife kept screaming.
Greatly improved my day.

>>28707177
Haha yes i have to park the fun cars for three months but now YOU get to deal with the old people!!!!

>>28707424
I just wish you fuckers learned how to drive. It baffles me how some of you come from mountainous terrain but somehow you all crash in the only state where 90% of driving is going STRAIGHT.
Every fucking day
Same fucking time
Same fucking spots
You fuckers back shit up for miles with your shitty driving because you faggots are so gay you can't even drive straight. Seriously, even abuela who can barely see over the steering wheel is driving faster AND better than you lot. Fuck you and the elderly (except my mom).

The other day
>waiting to make a left turn onto the highway
>65 mph traffic in both lanes so can't turn
>Mongolians drive like GTV traffic with people just driving in both lanes at the same speed
>can't when tell what lanes the cars are in from a distance due to the road position
>need to turn into the near (left) lane to enter the highway
>can't because are are left lane cruising
>still can't
>5 min later it's clear with only one car cresting the hill in the distance
>fuck it
>turn into left lane and accelerate
>the one car is a left lane cruiser
>he passes me on the right and blares the horn
>hooonk back and race him down
>he flips me off from behind
>I spastically point to the right while he watches me in his rearview
>take my exit and he slows and pulls along side me to exchange words with me
>he is completely dumb founded, confused and silent as is autisticly scream
>KEEP RIGHT
>KEEP RIGHT
>KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS
>YOU FUCKING NIGGER
>It's some gen x white guy starting back utterly confused

>>28707515
Also I live here and make this turn all the time and have to deal with left lane cruisers so I just lost my shit at this one guy that was probably just passing through.

About 3 or 4 years ago

>new road layout has an emerging 3rd lane
>instead of it being a lane emerging from the 2 existing lanes, the 2 lanes dogleg out for the new lane to appear
>be in left lane approaching the new 3rd lane
>retard in right lane doesn't pay attention and thinks i cut him off when the dogleg happens
>boomer in a black GLA going mental at me
>can't remember what he said apart from him ending his rant with THINK!!!! and really angrily and harshly pressing his index finger against the side of his forehead
>light turns green and i just give him a thumbs up and off we go

I have never had road rage but now that i think of that guy, wherever he is, i hope he is slowly dying of anus cancer. I hate angry rich assholes.

>>28707434
How do you get so mad about it?

Like yeah it's annoying when it holds you up but just who cares yknow?

>>28707157
Legendary and real actual truth

>>28707238
>hmph! Too mentally sound to get angry over actual nothing? You just lack testosterone, faggot! I get angry because i have really high testosterone!

Are you 17?

Bump i wanna see some angry retard stories

>>28707240
>and they all drive 10mph under the limit in all lanes
Lol sounds like you're the nigger. Why don't you ever line up for a pull instead of doing ricer flybys and "cutting up", is it because you're a wrenchlet turbo ricer?

>>28707543
>I don't road rage, I am an adult
>still seething years later
kek+rent free+mogged

>>28708703

English

>>28706437 (OP)
every fucking day.
(used) cars are cheap these days so every fucker has at least one, and i live in a city that just isn't built for so many cars and so many retards who don't know how to drive.
it literally takes a handful of idiots to block the whole city

>>28707556
Because it is almost every day around this time of year specifically. It makes me angry because I can't understand how they manage to fuck up going straight and end up backing up traffic for miles.

>>28706437 (OP)
>currently weekly commuting to a job site on the other side of the fjord
>have to take a ferry to get there
>ferrry leaves from a windy road 15 min away from anything
>90% of all traffic there is to the ferry and drive accordingly
>10% of the traffic there is an old local boomer who doesnt care about the ferry and drives in 50kmh and makes 50+ people miss their ferry
>for some reason the same windy coastal road has also become the most popular biking route around town...
>not only that, but our main north/south highway has been washed away by landslide and the recommended reroute for long haulers is this ferry. thats ok they want to catch it just like me, but do you think bikefags care? nooo, they are currently riding side-by-side on whats effectively our main highway blocking up important infrastructure.
so thats my road rage. i drive there late on sundays and leave late on fridays because of it. cant be assed to do it in regular hours. if we didnt have gun control i would gave blood on my cv by now.

>>28706437 (OP)
>>28706437 (OP)
For a while it was every time I went out
>Be me
> Stationed out in the sandbox
>Only brought my motorcycle since my jeep was too big
>Saudis come here to drink and often drive drunk in the evening
>Women just got the right to drive
>Indian underclass labor force get a taste of luxury for the first time
>Everyone is on their phones
>The Saudis either think they're race car drivers or believe when they merge without looking that "Allah wills it"
>Cop I spoke to told me about a time where a Saudi bumped into 2 motorcycles trying to look up the chick's skirts, one lost here foot for that
>Women take 5 goddamn years to make a u turn, won't use the suspension on their land cruisers to go over speed bumps
>Indians be indian
Never rode like a scoundrel in the states but driving there just caused something to snap in me. I would drive in the shoulder, drive in the dirt around speed bumps, lane split at high speeds, speed up to fly through small gaps between cars, shake my fist at wayward harlots that nearly hit me when merging, etc.
Might go back one day to do a cannonball run-esque race across SA because fuck em.

honking the horn is just escalation in 90% of cases
drive defensively
go fast enough to get away from traffic if you can

>>28708853
to continue on it since im now road raged reading my own post.
why is it socially acceptable to make a short 15 min drive into a 20-25-30 min one? and why doesnt thoose who cause it care? why dont we round up these drivers in the city square an flog them in public? i dont want to kill them im not that cruel, i just want them to follow traffic, and if they cant then dont drive, take the bus. atleast a bus stops now and then and then i can pass it.
if everyone had a fat old woman like your grand aunt blocking your way for everything you wanted to at home like micro a meal
>aunt in the way
take a piss
>aunt in the way
move from place a to b
>aunt in the way
we would be outrageous at such behaviour and tell her to get the fuck out of your way, but once on the road we are all cucked and instead get the internal rage i currently feel.

The UK is getting raped by cycle lanes because of this net zero faggotry.

>Long stretching industrial estate road
>used by lorries often. wide, concrete
>Council ofc decide to fuck with it
>tarmac it, narrow it hard, massive bike lane even though no bikes ever
>HGVs losing wingmirrors its so fucking narrow
>traffic getting choked
>one day finally see a cyclist
>not using bike lane, holding up all of the traffic
>roll down window
>FUCKING READ THE AREA YOU IGNORANT PRICK
>he holds his hand up like "whats your problem? Im doing nothing wrong"

Its the road equivalent of buying a bed for your cat only for it to sleep on the dinner table.

>>28708712
>ESL
lel+stay seething+pound sand+I'm better and faster than you

>>28708981
YOLO HARAMBE SWAG EMOTICON

>>28706437 (OP)
>At a stop sign at the bottom part of a T-intersection
>Waiting for cross traffic to clear so I can make my left
>Cross traffic has right of way
>Traffic heading left is congested but they let people in
>Traffic heading right is clear
>I inch forward but some cunt in a Honda jumps ahead and doesn't let me in
>The van behind her gives space, flashes his lights, and graciously lets me in
>I pull up behind the Honda but traffic has stopped because of red lights ahead
>I couldn't straighten out fully because for some inexplicable reason the cunt in the Honda stopped early and left a full car-length in front of her
>So part of my car is jutting out into the oncoming lane but cars can still pass
>Stare at her in her side-view mirror hoping she'll see me, understand, and move up
>She just stares straight in front of her like an NPC
>I honk once
>Nothing
>Honk again
>She's poker face not flinching staring straight ahead leaving a massive gap in heavy traffic
Either an unaware moronic cunt oblivious to her surroundings and too painfully stupid to put 2 and 2 together, or she was acting out in the most pettiest of way. After that past the stoplight, I WOT blew right past her and aggressively cut in front of her. Fuck her.

>>28708968
>nice wide road heading into town with bus stops either side but there's still a gap for traffic to filter even if there are two busses stopped
>council spends millions on cycle lanes either side with secondary curbs
>bus stops are now too short for them to get into fully so they awkwardly block traffic
>multiple times a day the road is completely blocked when both bus stops are in use
>been there for four years now and I've never seen a single cyclist use them cos they take the short cut 200 yards down the road
God help us when they start the pedestrianisation of the dual carriageway in the middle of town.

>>28709208
Its unbelievable how shit our government is thinking this is ok. Spend literal millions on making things worse. And then-

>UUUNNNNTTTHHHHH WE RAISE TAXES NOW TO FUND STUPID IDEA NOBODY WANTED DUUUUURRRRRRRR

>>28706437 (OP)
Miniature rages any time I’m behind the wheel. It’s building up though. I’m just waiting for someone to honk at me so I can slam on the brakes.

>this morning
>getting groceries
>walking out to the pedestrian crossing with a small child and cart
>visible markings on road surface and actual stop signs on both sides
>beat to shit tucson coming in hot
>already starting to cross, but can see it's likely to blow the stop sign
>stop part of the way out; not in direct path of this idiot because people are idiots
>does blow stop sign
>stare them down and wait
>slams on brakes
>we cross
>50yr old hamplanet yells a bunch of obscenities out the window, tells me to not be a retard and walk into traffic
>motherfucker had a stop sign
>tell them that, and gesture at small child and tell them to watch their language as we walk away
>"I raised three kids and know how to speak around them, asshole"
>laugh and yell back "and I bet you did a real great job"
>chirps tires and speeds off
>in a fucking grocery store lot
thank fuck kids don't quite get sarcasm

>>28709404
I'm convinced absolutely nothing interesting happens in your life if this is the kind of story you bring up and embellish when sharing on 4chan.

>>28709415
You must get road rage every time you see wheels

>>28709415
>most recent vehicle related road rage
oh no, sorry I mentioned a relevant story in this thread. next time I'll be sure to take your stupid opinion into account. now, if you genuinely think this is embellished, I'm not convinced you've ever been out in public for an extended period of time

>>28709404
are you a white woman with a brown kid?

>>28709498
>white
>kid has blond hair and blue eyes
sorry, try again. guess I shouldn't have mentioned being a father so the story would blend in better here

>>28706437 (OP)
Never.

>>28709504
grocery shopping is a woman's job so while you were out shopping for groceries your wife was entertaining the local african-american football team

>>28706437 (OP)
Been a couple of years, but that fucking Mercedes Benz boomer overtaking me almost killed 3 little kids who were crossing the road.

the light was green for four seconds before i blasted my horn and shouted obscenities at the boomer who was hesitant to take off. green means go, fuckhead.

>>28709529
Peak brown behavior.

>>28709497
>being this defensive
Confirmed embellished

>>28706437 (OP)
I have a pretty high threshold for losing my shit since I live and drive in Houston, but some bitch actually tried to run me off the road last weekend, to the point I had to slam on the brakes and swerve into the shoulder to avoid a collision. I sped up beside her and rolled down my window to flip her off and screamed "fuck you" at her for all the good it did. I wouldn't have gotten nearly so mad if my wife, kids, and dog weren't riding with me, but I probably would have shot her if I'd had my gun.

>>28707157
anger is a simple emotion, easy for a simple mind to default to

>>28708913
I only honk when people try to pull that move where they squeeze in in front of you when their lane ends. You saw that shit coming just like I did and chose not to get in the correct lane, wait your turn.

>>28709183
People (women) never put their seats in the right place so they can't see over their hood and it makes them think their car is twice as long as it really is.

>>28706437 (OP)
Probably a couple years ago. I am now immune to road rage since I ride a bike that is faster than all cars on the road and I no longer have to interact with others thanks to my superior speed.

>>28709606
*suddenly slams brakes in front of you*

>>28709611
*uses vastly superior maneuverability to blast by you at 135 in 45*

>>28709619
Sorry, but that's not happening and you know it. Unless you're smart enough not to be a tailgating faggot that is.

>>28709621
*crosses double yellow to pass you at 90 over the speed limit, not a tailgater because I'm going so fast I pass you before you realize I was even there*

>>28709525
Relevant every fucking thread on this website

>>28709628
Check out this larping queer

>>28709636
*flips you off while passing on the shoulder in a school zone at 115, turns self into a meat crayon under a school bus while 450lbs of flaming bike takes out 30+ 2nd graders*