Thread 28713674

I was chatting shit with my old man that's basically knocking on deaths door and he said
>If you don’t have a magnet, you don’t have a car
what he fuck did he mean? I asked him and he just mumbled some bullshit

>>28713674 (OP)
lmao get a load of mr no-magnet over here

>>28713674 (OP)
>not having a magnet

>>28713674 (OP)
What do you mean, "What did he mean?" If you don't have a magnet, you don't have a car. How hard is that to understand?

>>28713674 (OP)
You mean to tell me you dont have one?

>>28713674 (OP)
It means you're a disappointing middle aged faggot and have never owned a vehicle women are attracted to.

Magnets increase horsepower, everyone knows this.

NGMI

>>28713674 (OP)
>he didn't the magnet all his life
millennials are so cringe

>>28713674 (OP)
Might be related to checking the thickness of paint with a magnet to determine if a car's been repainted/wrecked or if it's just a rust bucket being held together by bondo.

>>28713674 (OP)
lmao I would delete this thread OP

>>28713674 (OP)
>magnetlet
Holy shit how did you even survive up to this point?

>>28713674 (OP)
Anon, have you never changed your magnet fluid? 100 ppm is best for long life magnets.

post obd2 magnets were a mistake
old man knows

Is that a bit of brake I smell?

>>28713674 (OP)
You never had a magnet. You never had your car.

Best /o/ thread since 1977

>>28713674 (OP)
You're too autistic to understand the nuaces of phrases

>>28713674 (OP)

>tfw car won’t start
Damn that old man was right

>>28714060
And it BETTER be OEM!

>>28713674 (OP)
He was talking about the MG Magnette.

>>28713924
this wouldn't work

>>28713674 (OP)
>magnetlet

>>28713674 (OP)
Most of the worlds most prolific pedophiles have said that verbatim;
>"If you don’t have a magnet, you don’t have a car"

imagine not having a magnet

Now the real question is what brand of magnet is objectively best.
Nothing German, that's for sure

>>28713674 (OP)
My rig came with the pussy magnet.

>>28713709
It's this. Magnet = pussy magnet. His mind is reverting back to his teenage days when he was fingerbanging Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties in his sweet ass Mustang.

He means you don't have a Ford Maverick or Prius. The electric motors in those are mainly a gigantic magnet