/out/ humor thread

I wrote a dumb /out/ themed version of dancing in the moonlight a while back and I never posted it so here:

Dancing in the /out/ light

They get online most every night
And get that post count big and tight
They troll for fun, they spam for spite
Everybody’s posting in the moonlight

Everybody here is /out/ of sight
They don’t camp and they don’t hike
They don’t go out in the daylight
Everybody’s posting in the moonlight

[Chorus]
Posting in the moonlight
Everybody’s feeling so uptight
They buy crap gear that’s ultralight
Everybody’s posting in the moonlight

They’re off topic most every night
>check out my fine skin walker wife
>She’s a supernatural delight
Feelin’ lonely, posting in the moonlight

[Chorus]

They think to roam should be a right
Unless you’re poor or you’re not white
Or you’re a girl or the wrong height
But they’re still posting in the moonlight

[Chorus]

[Instrumental discordant flute break]

They post their bait to startup fights
>sup /out/ check out my butterknife
>can u show me how to batton right??
Breakin' chinkshit, posting in the moonlight

[Chorus x2]
[out]

>>2801240
someone needs to make an AI edit of this or smth

>>2801537
It needs the context. I think this thread finally made it to the great page 12 in the sky.

>>2801220
The kids turned out fine.

>>2801602
yeah, i forgot to save it sadly
i just really liked the "sucked by bear part", so i saved it by itself

glamping

>>2801644
It would be funny if /out/ wasn't unironically like this.

>>2801218
Does this really accelerate erosion?

>>2801958
I mean, in a very literal sense, yeah. It's such a stupid argument to make though. Your boot prints have a bigger erosion impact than that but you don't see people squealing about that.

>>2801970
The people who carns are also making boot prints

https://youtu.be/w0gXSSwvZf4?si=ldZ-sUlfriSQ71TD

an oltie but a goltie

>>2802012
Hell yeah

I see we moved past reddit threads and onto facebook threads.

>>2802616
This is unbelievably cringey. I feel worse for having seen this.

>posts nothing, just complains

>>2802733
So you're saying it was unBEARable?

>>2801631
But anon, that handsome motherfucker is a lynx, not a cougar/puma.

>>2802800
I met a girl who lived out in a cabin with her dogs hunting ptarmigan for a living somehow. Not wife material I will say.

>>2801240
>They buy crap gear that’s ultralight
Kek

>>2802800
>chooses you over every other ape
Wait...does that mean I've finally returned to monke?!

Anyone using a battery is a homosexual.
Just use lighter fluid. Doesn't matter what it's inside.

>>2803164
My apologies, I replied to the wrong thread.

>>2803164
>>2803165
Most polite 4chan poster.

>>2802874
The Lynx was adopted. The boy turned out like the father.

>>2801257
>>2801222
>>2801220
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>>2801217 (OP)
ROFLMAO okay now this is a wholesale Keanu Reeves big chungus 100 moment

>>2802800
>When imagining his DREAM girl the artist still designs her to have already slept with multiple men
Lmfao

>posts nothing, just complains

>>2803839
Hey, just because it's a dream it doesn't mean it has to have no basis on reality.
Women/girls over 14 have fucked, multiple times, with multiple men/boys. They don't try to avoid it, there's no reason to avoid it, for them it just happens.
You knew it when you were a teen, I knew it when I was a teen.

>>2801641
I can honestly say I don't understand this one

>>2801218
I don't make rock cairns. I just randomly pick up rocks and Chuck them at things while in hiking

>>2802933
>lived out in a cabin with her dogs
she was white and we just know

>>2801631
>ywn have an adopted lynx
why even live

got a bunch of these

>>2804687
Do you have the skin walker shaman in the cave angrily typing on the computer? Not the super detailed one that always gets posted here, the low quality MS Paint one.

>>2804689
i dont think i have that one, anon

>>2804689
nvm i have it, is this it?

>>2803900
Me either. I think I have a wool blanket like that but yellow, it has the same colour stripes. It's not special in any way

>>2801631
I like how it checkes the sausage like three times to make sure is not the kids finger

>>2805271
This keep getting weirder and weirder

>>2804698
>>2804695
>>2804693
>>2804691
>>2804687
>>2804686
>>2804684
>>2804683

Someone got the edit of that "no treasure to be found here" sign ?

>>2803059
Truth is, friend,
you never left

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAtzN_ScKXY
>uploaded 13 years ago
man time flies
WHIIIPSNAAAAKE

>>2804693
I saw a bat a couple days ago. I felt kind of sad because it's now -2 F. That guy probably woke up from the fungus and is now dead.

>>2807968
Trumps your president tranny. You'll never be a woman

>>2801218

>“Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.”
Albert Einstein

>>2807845
what's wrong with this?

>>2808175
>survivalist
>tin foil

>>2808722
tin foil is incredibly useful

>>2801218

>>2808799
>n*ggers can't into stacking
bros, is that true?

>>2801536
Wypippo dunt wash their chicken

>>2808143
>michael richards apology video

>>2806131
SO THAT'S YER BACKPACK HUH

>>2809585
"Neature walk" is also a classic

>>2809764

>>2801645
Is this an extremely abstract shitty loss?

Cavegirl gf expectation: >>2802800
Cavegirl gf reality: picrel

>>2810342

>>2801641
Get it soon, Hudson's Bay is about to go out of business.

>>2808799
God Damnit
I guess I be stackin' now

>>2803671
Where to cop?
Seriously.

>>2805664
God I hate this so much.

>>2805739
>snow
>comfort 5+
man, maybe my butthole just isn't as callused as everyone else's, but i think snow sucks. it stings the hell out of my o-ring. too fuckin cold.

>>2811287
https://hamc.us/pages/concept

>>2805661

>>2803900
>>2805369
If you are wearing it you can kill as many beavers as you want.

>>2805378
Isn't the seasoning that's polymerized oil a 'chemical coating'?

>>2812490
It says there is "no harmful" chemical coating, it doesn't say there is no chemical coating.

>>2812509
It's harmful to consume repeatedly heated vegetable oil, polymerized or not. They cause carcinogenic effects and genotoxicity, at least in animal studies. I suppose you'll claim that doesn't carry to humans though.

>>2805378
Cast iron doesn't have even heat distribution. It's actually very uneven. It has amazing heat retention though.

>>2812515
You're not supposed to eat the seasoning doofus. Processed vegetable oils are bad, but only in large consistent doses. The amount of seasoning needed to create a good seasoning on a cast iron pan is less than the equivalent of cooking one egg with vegetable oil even if you chipped it all off and ate it in its entirety.

>>2812541
By that logic you're fine with regular non-stick as well. You're not supposed to eat that coating either and the amount they need to apply is small also.

>>2812542
No. Teflon is bad for you even in small amounts, and it emits noxious fumes when heated.

>>2811566
What about your wife's beaver

>>2812111
Who was wrong here?

>>2808724
>Completely misses the point

OC donut steel

>>2801218
Every cairn that isn't used to mark a pass should be destroyed on sight.

>When you find out that a fitter and more competent hiker had to turn back on a hike that you previously completed with no problem

>MFW previous /out/ bro now turned into cityfag
https://youtu.be/aCbxws6yT-g?si=xJZBr_dqNSeq-65n

>>2809593
How neat is that?

>>2813874
Unless there's a time constraint how the fuck do people not complete a hike? It's literally just walking.

>>2805272
This was the one that really got me.

>>2814961
Some people are too fat to even walk a couple of miles at a time. Particularly amerimutts and the majority of /out/

>>2807974
Hello, Ivan!

>>2815020
>>2815021
>>2815022
None of these are funny. You should be ashamed of yourself.

>>2815045
nothing is funny

>>2809326
Stop laughing. It's not funny.

>>2803843
I didn't know anything when I was a teen, which is why I browse wizardchan now

>>2812551
Yes, Teflon kills birds. DuPont was an evil pedo. Fuck those guys, and fuck everybody who puts their shit in everything.

>>2815045
I thought it was funny

heres a good joke:

This board has like 8 fucking jannies

LMAO

>>2805669

>>2815045
Good that you're making up for it with your lighthearted no se qua

>>2815729
Now turn the child into a fatty and it hits very close to home. Still a good experience, thanks Papa

>>2808140
I was trained to throw rocks at every cairn I saw when my dad used to take me fishing as a child. He would wander miles away and leave me to my own devices until after sunset. If I didn't catch I would build rock piles and throw rocks at the rocks. I brought this joy to my children and now I have to wander for miles when I take them fishing because they're throwing rocks.

>>2816251
would you rather your dad abused you sexually like this anon?>>2816253

I was going to try to make OC. My wife and I were having a shit drive and argument going to hike at the park. We saw another couple about our age looking like they were having just as shitty a time and I thought about that scene in Shaun of the dead where Yvonne's group mirrors there's.
I was going to get a gif of that scene and try to make an /out/ meme about passing a group going the other way on the trail but I can't think how to word it and I can't find a gif of that scene and I'm too lazy to learn how to make one (and pirate the move to find that scene.)
I thought of this board tho. Maybe (you) could make one?

Slow board...

>>2812737
This is very obviously the start of some trail and this lady was looking around. I bet the parking lot was less than a half mile away.

>>2806131
You wouldn't happen to have an old, brown ballcap would you?

>>2802800
>no body hair
you don't want a cavegirl

>>2815022
guy on the right is me. backpacking is brutal with the tism. I can't stop must keep walking

>>2803838
wats it like 2 have no joy or wimsy

>>2801217 (OP)
I guess this is technically more /in/ than /out/ but whatever

>>2814961
For me its because of time constraints or the visuals of the hike weren't worth it knowing I have better options

>>2803671
thats a lot of spagetti storage for those pockets and any possible fanny packs underneath

>DOOD IM SO HECKIN MANLY
>IM GONNA GO OUT MAYBE THE WEEKEND WITH THE RV IF WIFEY POO SAYS SO
>GONNA BRING MY MANLY DOOD WIPES BECAUSE THEYRE MANLY WIPES FOR MY MANLY BALLS
>MAY EVEN BRING SOME GUNPOWDER SMELLING SOAP SO I CAN BE LIKE OUR ANCESTORS WHO DID THE SAME TO DEAL WITH HYGIENE

>>2805271
kek holy shit im dying

>>2801240
this is great

>>2801638
Imagine he's stranded on an island

>>2822787

>>2823420
b- bros?

This thread makes me want to never make a joke ever again

>>2823584
Maybe it will pick up.

>>2802733
Anon can't handle the bearnts

>>2823420
>>2823538
Ah yes, pissing in your fire to increase its nitrogen content; a secret tip shared amongst fire gardeners looking to improve crop yields

>>2801217 (OP)
Fagg

>>2805271
kekk

>>2819502
i made this one

>>2805663
What a legend,as long as he discerns from normies and genuine outdoor people,MURDER people who leave trash behind

>>2814961
Thunderstorms start in the afternoons, if you get delayed because you chose the wrong chute going up a big exposed mountain, it could very well end your hike prematurely without summiting

>>2823019
by the way, how is your mother doing these days?