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Anonymous No.2818879 [Report] >>2818885 >>2819025 >>2819037 >>2819054 >>2819307 >>2819723 >>2819745 >>2822875 >>2823130 >>2823940 >>2823970 >>2825522 >>2827624 >>2827681 >>2827781 >>2828212 >>2828856
Are you too fat to go /out/?
Anonymous No.2818885 [Report] >>2818946 >>2823970
>>2818879 (OP)
They have to put warnings like that the park entrance because it's in New York, and most New Yorkers won't fit through it.
Anonymous No.2818946 [Report] >>2819010 >>2819399 >>2819487 >>2819630 >>2822829 >>2825349
>>2818885
cope fatty
Anonymous No.2819010 [Report]
>>2818946
I don't live in Stompy Stompy Clapistan though?
Anonymous No.2819025 [Report]
>>2818879 (OP)
Yes. Am i going to go through that side gate without any climbing gear to hike around anyway? Yes
Anonymous No.2819036 [Report]
I've never seen someone fatter than me on a hiking trail.
Anonymous No.2819037 [Report]
>>2818879 (OP)
>Oy, you got a permit for that climbing, matey?
Anonymous No.2819054 [Report] >>2819142
>>2818879 (OP)
I am skinnyfat. I could squeeze through this like some elongated ditto.
Anonymous No.2819142 [Report] >>2819143 >>2819216
>>2819054
>skinnyfat
so like... a blob?
Anonymous No.2819143 [Report]
>>2819142
ye, that's what he said
>elongated ditto
can't you read, you dumb mutt
Anonymous No.2819216 [Report] >>2819219 >>2819692
>>2819142
like I look pretty fit and normal with clothes but truth is I am like a tough jelly with a skeleton.
Anonymous No.2819219 [Report] >>2819223 >>2819228 >>2827616
>>2819216
So, human?
Anonymous No.2819223 [Report]
>>2819219
No idiot hes a jelly
Anonymous No.2819228 [Report]
>>2819219
oh shit you might be right.
Anonymous No.2819307 [Report]
>>2818879 (OP)
how can one be too fat? except that example...
t. 120kg active outdoorsman.
Anonymous No.2819399 [Report] >>2819422 >>2819487 >>2822829 >>2827620
>>2818946
Wait, Arizona is below average? JFC. Everyone is fat here.
Anonymous No.2819422 [Report] >>2819464
>>2819399
Try getting outside of Phoenix or Tucson, city slicker
Anonymous No.2819464 [Report]
>>2819422
Even then. He's still right. The average Arizonan is stuck in potbelly goblin mode.
Anonymous No.2819487 [Report] >>2822829 >>2829078
>>2818946
>>2819399
California surprises me too, when I lived in LA fat people were fucking everywhere, I went from being middle of the pack there to the fattest guy in the room when I moved to Oregon, which somehow ranks lower on that map. (Though maybe it's just my area, when I visited Portland I was shocked at how many absolute units I saw.)
Anonymous No.2819630 [Report] >>2819746 >>2819747 >>2828271
>>2818946
why the big difference between north and south dakota?
Anonymous No.2819692 [Report] >>2819879 >>2828854
>>2819216
Anonymous No.2819723 [Report] >>2819879
>>2818879 (OP)
Anonymous No.2819745 [Report] >>2820406
>>2818879 (OP)
Am I supposed to walk through this looking straight? Am I allowed to go sideways? What's the rules?

Also how can you be an active rock climber... and yet also that fat? I don't get that.
Anonymous No.2819746 [Report] >>2820374
>>2819630
ND has a shitton of oil fields and lots of people moving into it for that work all over.
SD does not.
Anonymous No.2819747 [Report]
>>2819630
American Indians
Anonymous No.2819879 [Report]
>>2819692
>>2819723
accurate.
Anonymous No.2820374 [Report] >>2822663 >>2825296 >>2829078
>>2819746
What is there to do in SD?
Anonymous No.2820406 [Report] >>2820581
>>2819745
If you can’t t-pose through it straight then you legally cannot climb
Anonymous No.2820581 [Report]
>>2820406
my pot belly prevents me from going through
Anonymous No.2822663 [Report]
>>2820374
That's a good question.
Anonymous No.2822829 [Report] >>2822856
>>2818946
>>2819399
>>2819487
note that blue doesn't mean "not fat" it just means "less fat than the national average"
>"California has one of the lowest levels of adult obesity in the country, at nearly 28% of the state's population."
West Virigina is the highest at 41%
so the difference between the least and most fat state is 13 less obese people per 100 individuals, not something you would really notice from casual observation
Anonymous No.2822856 [Report]
>>2822829
It's kinda amazing that WV is very limited in flat land except in the valleys of the far-eastern panhandle and yet most of the locals don't really hike at all - they are more likely to dirt bike or ATV if at all - and the trails are rarely set up to accommodate fat people regardless. There's a few trails with built in steps at Kumbrabow, Holly River, Beartown and Cranberry boardwalks, but for the most part they spent way way more effort logging and building criss-crossing railroads throughout the state through every holler than to try to maintain access through those hollers today.

Somehow I noticed when I was in PA the people there seemed the fattest and most out of shape, like Northern PA, whereas in KY/TN people seemed a bit more trim.
Anonymous No.2822875 [Report]
>>2818879 (OP)
Just don't be fat, why do we find it so difficult?

Over the years I have observed a fun phenomenon. When fat people draw themselves in cartoon form, they never draw themselves as actual fatties with double chins. I've seen this probably 5 times now. They draw themselves as they'd like to see themselves, always looking far more svelte than in human form.
Anonymous No.2823130 [Report] >>2823131
>>2818879 (OP)
If we had these at the entrances to every restaurant and grocery store, we'd solve obesity.
Anonymous No.2823131 [Report]
>>2823130
We wouldn't.

lol.
Anonymous No.2823858 [Report]
You're never too fat if you can stand up and walk a mile without stopping.
If you can't do that then just keep working it until you can.
Otherwise you will provide tins of entertainment for everyone.
>Big Large Fat anon goes missing on day hike
>large lard fellow found one mile from trail head fell over attempting to toilet and never got back up, ten feet from trail, he was too fat to reach his pocket for his phone
Anonymous No.2823940 [Report] >>2823943
>>2818879 (OP)
i will fit by my gf's fat jiggly ass wont.
shame
Anonymous No.2823943 [Report] >>2826566
>>2823940
Stop dating trailer trash with cottage cheese asses, then.
Anonymous No.2823970 [Report] >>2823971 >>2823972 >>2825439
>>2818879 (OP)
>>2818885
I am a New Yorker and I would not fit through it. My gut hangs out when I buckle the front strap of my pack. Should I be killed for this? Maybe. But I still enjoy the outdoors, I can still do multi-day hikes through remote parts of the world like the Himalayas, so I think I’m just gonna keep on eating and hiking
Anonymous No.2823971 [Report] >>2825439
>>2823970
The fact of the matter is that a view like this should be accompanied by a large portion of food at the end of the day
Anonymous No.2823972 [Report] >>2823974
>>2823970
>I am a New Yorker
Shalom!
Anonymous No.2823974 [Report] >>2823985
>>2823972
>New York
>Jewish
Research upstate and the burned over district. There are more eastern cults and amish up here than Jews. In these woods you have everything from armed Falun Gong compounds to towns run by Mormon fundamentalists
Anonymous No.2823985 [Report] >>2823992
>>2823974
Visit Kyrias Joel sometime
Anonymous No.2823992 [Report]
>>2823985
I don’t need to visit. Two Hasidic communities with like, four hundred people, are moving into my town. Not even three minutes away from me
Anonymous No.2825296 [Report]
>>2820374
Ranch,work for the feds during fire season shoot guns, spot light coyotes, fall tiny ass pondos ( cottonswoods get spooky though) drink beer aint much but its alright
Anonymous No.2825349 [Report] >>2828898
>>2818946
>Mississippi #1
finally, we won the first place on something
Anonymous No.2825439 [Report]
>>2823970
>I’m just gonna keep on eating and hiking
you do you but hiking (and moving in general) feels so much better when you don't have excessive fat, as it is you are carrying around 20lbs+ of useless extra weight and trust me, if you were to shed it you'd feel the difference
>>2823971
if you've hiked all day you can eat as much as you want, it's in your sedentary days that you should watch your diet
Anonymous No.2825522 [Report]
>>2818879 (OP)
Ill fit. Might have to suck my gut a little but i should be g2g
Anonymous No.2826566 [Report]
>>2823943
no
Anonymous No.2827616 [Report]
>>2819219
Anonymous No.2827620 [Report]
>>2819399
Mexicans are fat as shit because all they eat is mexican food, gas station hotdogs, and fountain soda
Anonymous No.2827624 [Report]
>>2818879 (OP)
Quite the opposite, in the sense you mean: I'm way too slight to get far except in a heavy sedan, but on the other hand I spend 20X as much time outdoors, usually gardening, than a fat autist I know. He's a huge, solid,'massive unit who, in my estimation. would be improved by a Shackleton ordeal, Unfortunately he's physically lazy almost beyond belief.
Anonymous No.2827681 [Report]
>>2818879 (OP)
I'm 5 ft weighing at 90 lbs desu I can fit through anything
Anonymous No.2827781 [Report]
>>2818879 (OP)
Thatcher park? I always park near the anti-fat gate whenever I go on the long loop
Anonymous No.2828212 [Report]
>>2818879 (OP)
>oh hey those rocks pushed close together look like something a human should go through...
>pic is the fate of every person who goes through that gate.
Maybe we should have better outside barriers for most people?
98% of people are idiots.
Anonymous No.2828215 [Report] >>2828221
If you go to Natural Bridge State Park (kentucky) they have a fat man squeeze where you have to go through a narrow rock tunnel to access the bottom of the arch (at all). I barely made it and basically got stuck coming back and had to push my whole body through. It fucking sucked.
Anonymous No.2828221 [Report]
>>2828215
>implying you can't easily go around or over this
lol
lmao even
Anonymous No.2828271 [Report]
>>2819630
Statistical noise. The correct answer for the entire nation is 35% plus or minus 5%, so two states with small populations that happen to randomly be near each other...
There is about a 5% variation in the data due to certain races being fatter on average.
Anonymous No.2828854 [Report]
>>2819692
based
thought of the same
Anonymous No.2828856 [Report]
>>2818879 (OP)
Makin' my way downtown
Walkin' fast
Faces pass
And I'm homebound
Anonymous No.2828898 [Report] >>2828915
>>2825349
#1 in:

>poverty
>obesity
>illiteracy
>syphilis
>welfare
>welfare fraud
>preventable deaths
>infant and neonatal mortality
>gun deaths
>healthcare outcomes
>traffic fatalities
>retards (lowest IQ)
>incarceration
That last one has actually influenced culture. When there’s a classic movie scene of prisoners working on a chain gang, it’s always in the South.

Mississippi is a complete and total shit hole state.
Anonymous No.2828915 [Report]
>>2828898
>Mississippi is a complete and total shit hole state.
you're preaching to the choir anon. I don't know why we're all so allergic to success, but it seems like every time we even had a chance at becoming better, we end-up making everything worse. That electric car factory for example, that shit was such an obvious scam that anyone with half a brain could have seen a mile away, but we still fell for it, and we still threw millions of dollars at it. And then there's the fucking piece of shit sales tax. You know it's like ~10% around Jackson? God I hate it. I don't know what's wrong with everybody here always voting for shit like this.
Anonymous No.2829078 [Report] >>2829111
>>2820374
Rape native america women.

>>2819487
A lot of fat fuck tourist from Ohio come to LA. Unless you see a fat spic goblin.
Anonymous No.2829111 [Report]
>>2829078
Half of LA's population are goblinas that are built like a goomba from mario so that's definitely a big part of it, but there are also shitloads of fat white blue hair pothead types.