What do you do if you're in a tent camping and some meth head swings at your tent with a baseball bat or machete

>>2819859 (OP)
KWAB.

Don't waste you're time worrying about bullshit that ain't gonna happen.

>>2819859 (OP)
Take out my gun that I brought along just for this eventuality, and shoot myself

>>2819872

Camping without a gun strikes me as being deliberately stupid and unimaginable

I sleep with my gun belt on.

>>2819896
Too soon.

>>2819859 (OP)
kick him in the face and then kick him in the penis and then kick him in the boner and then kick him in the cum

>>2819859 (OP)
shoot them lol

>>2819859 (OP)
I cannot fathom going into the woods alone without a way to defend myself. Anything otherwise is just darwinism.

Yall must be American lmao, if you need a gun you live in a shithole. Just live somewhere better.

>>2820918
>need
Unimaginably gay post, if you can have a gun with you and don't, you're a coping retard.
t. non american

>>2820933
The only gun I would carry would be a .22 revolver that I can shoot rabbits with for fun/food
Anything else is larping

>>2820936
Carry whatever the fuck you want, guns are useful and fun and if you feel bad about that you need to ask yourself why.

>>2820918
Edmonton has meth heads too sadly.

>>2823033
Forgot to add that I've even seen them in trawna' now too.

>>2820918
>if you need a gun you live in a shithole.
is there single a place in the (((((West))))) that was NOT turned into a shithole by State-sanctioned nigger invaders?

>>2819859 (OP)
>things that never happen
I don't use a tent, but other than that: two to the torso, one to the head.
>>2823300
>is there single a place in the (((((West))))) that was NOT turned into a shithole by State-sanctioned nigger invaders?
Yeah, anywhere in western europe that's more than 50km from the nearest american military base.

>>2823301
Western Europe is completely overrun with niggers no matter where you go
Eastern Europe is probably less saturated but it's only a matter of time

>>2820918
Bad people exist everywhere in every society. I wouldn't want to live in a society so pussified that you aren't allowed or expected to defend yourself.
Anti-Gun retards on /out/ always struck me as people who like murdering innawoods and don't like the idea of getting shot.

>>2823301
Tf is a km?

>>2820933
>>2820918
>>2823628
I'm always fucking weirded out by standard gun discussion.
I am not against guns, and think they are quite fun toys, but like... I'm not buying one for self defense. I have to defend myself once every maaaaybe decade or so. I'm not getting a handgun. It's pointless for me, and will be pointless until I have to resist muggers on a yearly basis.
And those times I -did- have to defend myself? It went fuckin' fine. My largest opponents are like, dogs and humans, who both go down to being struck on the head with a pack full of books or cans or whatever the fuck else.

Honestly, the only reason I think guns are even entertained is because trapping has been made illegal in so many places. I would vastly prefer a pit of spikes and a few landmines to a gun in almost any defensive situation.

>>2819859 (OP)
Fire three rounds at dick height then exit the tent and bury him quietly

Or not so quietly if he survived

>>2819859 (OP)
he's going to trigger the minefield around the camp

>>2819859 (OP)
idk if he has a machete i'm fucked because i don't hike with a gun.
a baseball bat i feel like i'd have an OK chance with a pocket knife 'cause i used to do combat sports when i was younger. its gonna fucking suck though.

>>2819872
theres been way more spree/serial killers on the thru hikes and major trails lately. i used to say that too.

>>2823659
>and think they are quite fun toys
Your opinion and by extention your anecdotal experience is worthless, have a nice day

>>2823659
>and think they are quite fun toys
Your opinions and anecdotes on this topic are therefore worthless

>>2819859 (OP)
Kill it? Tf else you gunna do?

>>2823659
>bro I've totally been attacked by a pitbull or basketball immigrant multiple times and you just propah bash 'em with the grocies innit?
kill yourself

>>2819896
Based poptart enjoyer

>>2819859 (OP)
I tell my mom

>>2819859 (OP)
Shoot them? Nothing better than camping + improving society.

>>2823659
Most cucked take I've seen all year.

fight back

>>2823659
I'm always weirded out by standard citydwelling retards' takes on guns. Saying you shouldn't have access to a necessity as basic as reliable self-defense is like saying nobody should know how to cook because UberEats exists. You can only possibly think that way if you live in a completely detached from reality crib-world where problems can't effect you if you don't consent to being effected.

>>2819859 (OP)
Meth heads out camping are white, and therefore have a basic sense of respect for others, even when on an amphetamine induced psychosis. Rarely will you get one wanting to harm you.
The worst thing about meth heads out camping is they are fucking loud as shit at 2am slapping their girlfriends around. They also might steal from you or just be creepy in general. But they’ll never randomly attack you.

If a meth head is being loud and obnoxious at 2 am at the campground sneak up on em where they can’t see you and in your most assertive deep man voice ask em “IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE SON?” Make it seem like you a a middle aged country boy who is always packing, even if you are not. This reminds them of their dad and their buttholes tighten up real quick. When they inevitably say “no sir no problem here!” Just say “WELP YOUR BEIN AWFULLY LOUD, PEOPLE A TRYING TO SLEEP”
And then you slip back to camp sight unseen. They will get in their truck and go away

Ezpz

>>2823659
Take your seat. If you're willing to let some meth head or shitbull get close enough that you can try to swing on them with a bag of fucking cans, you deserve what you get

/out/ is filled to the brim with cowards who take precautions against nonexistent threats, then discuss those fantasy scenarios to justify their cowardice.